Chapter 2
Zoro yawned.
"Yosh! Another island!"
"No Luffy, we just stopped, besides we don't have anymore money, we spent it all buying meat for you. And Sanji isn't about to spend his personal money on you" Sanji nodded before returning all his attention to the speaker, Nami. Then he stopped.
"Which reminds me," His eyes darted to Zoro drowsy face.
"What?"
"You owe me for Yubashiri, remember?"
"Yeah, what am I supposed to do…?"
"You lent him money!?" Nami yelled.
"Maybe because Sanji knows Zoro needs his three swords to fight properly, he lent him the money to get the best fight out of him." Robin spoke.
"Actually, this gives me the perfect reason to make him so embarrassed that he wants to-"
"WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO!?" Zoro twitched. Sanji smiled. "Oh God." About 20 minutes later everyone heard the conversation, but didn't want to ask.
"Come out!"
"Like this?!"
"Yeah, why?"
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN WHY?! I'm dressed like a fu-"
"Not in front of the ladies"
"Nami's not a lady" Zoro whispered.
"SAY THAT AGAIN AND I'LL BREAK YUBASHIRI MYSELF!" Zoro silenced. "Now, come out of the closet"
"But I look so…"
"Gay?"
"Yeah"
"I'm actually helping you! I could have dressed you like a woman or in pink bunny suit, instead I dress you like-"
"A faggot"
"I wear those clothes bitch!"
"The tie's too tight"
"Loosen it baka." Zoro stepped out of the closet dressed in a nice shirt, tie, nice black slacks, and cufflinks (every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man). Sanji pulled at the tie to get Zoro's face from blue to the nice tan color it usually is. "Here's Yubashiri back…there, now the ladies will love you almost as much as me"
"So the ladies won't love me as much as you love me?"
"Go to hell" There was a pulse, Zoro felt Yubashiri pulse. Suddenly Zoro felt the urge to jump on Sanji and make hot gay love to him…he resisted the urge. He also felt like he was, oh what the word…dignified. He also wanted a cup of tea, this urge he voiced.
"Hey, love-cook," He trembled at his visions as he stumbled along his words, "Can you make me some tea?"
"Tea? Not Sake? Why, are you just going to make fun of me?"
"No… I just want some tea"
"Okay…but if you do ANYTHING, you know how Yubashiri will fare."
Quietly sipping his tea, he felt so inclined not only to thank Sanji, but to engage him in conversation.
"How's…life" Zoro started, taking a sip.
"Good. Why?" Sanji looked at him for a minute.
"Just wondering"
"What the hell is going on?"
"Can I confide something with you?"
"I guess" Sanji looked scared, as he should. In a spilt second Zoro had Sanji pinned to the galley door.
"You make me hot," He nipped at his ear while whispering, "I want you" He dropped Yubashiri to use both hands to go at him. In mid kiss it hit Zoro like a ton of brick, 'I'm not gay' He literally jumped the whole length of the galley. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"What was that?" Sanji couldn't even scream he was so surprised, touching his lips.
"I'mnotgayI'mnotgayI'mnotgayI'mnotgayI'mnotgayI'mnotgayI'mnotgay" Zoro curled into a little ball and crawled into a corner of the galley.