Chapter 3

Zoro had not moved for three days, trying to convince himself the kiss was a misunderstanding. Another island was quickly approaching; he figured he could drink away his temporary gay-ity.

"YOU WHAT?!" Miyu glared at her younger sister.

"I thought if I put a spell on his swords you two could see each other again and fall in love, get married and make babies!"

"First of all, you are not old enough to be saying 'make babies', second, what would make you think we could fall in love?"

"You love him!"

"How do you figure that? I have an infatuation! I don't know who he really is!"

"But maybe if you leave with him, you could do what you always wanted to do!"

"Leave the island?"

"Make To-"

"I will not do that! I repair swords, I don't make toys."

"He'll have to come back anyway; you're the only person who can reverse the spell."

"We are going to find them."

"You mean leave the island?!"

"Pack your nice dresses."

Zoro got up, slowly awakening from his nap on the galley floor, he was naked…wait. His eyes got wide, he hadn't moved from his spot until now, he hadn't taken off his clothes. But which of his mates had. His real clothes were lying on the galley table. He slipped them and was about to pick up Yubashiri when he figured it wasn't a good idea. Next to it he picked up Sandai Kitetsu, not wanting to mess with Wado. This time his crew found him.

"ZORO!!! Come quick!" Luffy yelled. Zoro ran to find Luffy and co. in a costume shop.

"Oh God" Luffy looked like he was dressed as a giant piece of sterafoam meat. Oh wait, he was.

"Dress-up Zoro!" Luffy was extatic as a large piece of meat. Zoro was surprised Luffy wasn't trying to eat himself…yet.

"I'm dressin' him" Sanji smirked at Zoro. Zoro wondered if the kiss had brought out gay feelings in Sanji…oh he hoped not. In the dressing room he found out…yup gay feelings. Sanji's tounge was in Zoro's mouth, everytime he would try and pull away Sanji threatended to tell the crew how Zoro had kissed him first.

"Sanji, umm…here is not the time" (Curtosy of Eryn) His words became scrambled.

"Guys! What's taking so long?" Sanji stepped away and licked his lips at Luffy's yell.

"Put this on" He handed Zoro a costume. "We'll finish that later" Sanji winked as Zoro pulled off his pants.

'Oh I sure hope not.' Zoro finally looked at the outfit in the mirror after buckling the last of 7 belts. "AH!" He fell out of the dressing room.

"AH!!! DEMON!!!" Chopper and Usopp ran in circles. The tight, red leather around Zoro's torso made him sexy…I mean scary. And the black leather pants made him…just sexy. Nami paused her sentence before saying to him.

"It suits you, but it's missing something…Oh, I know!" Franky looked at Zoro fearing for his life. Zoro sighed. It was probably nothing compaired to what Sanji had just put him threw.

"EYELINER!!!" Then again, make-up was Zoro's worst and most hated enemy.

"Not no, but HELL no!"

Zoro sat still trying not to blink as Nami and Robin applied eyeliner to his eyes. "I feel so girly!"

"Good" Nami smiled, "Ya know, you looking like this, I don't think you have to pay me that 30,000 you owe me." Zoro was scared and pleased.

Once everything was said and done, Nami bought him the costume from her own pocket, saying that if he didn't wear it around town. He felt Kitetsu pulse. His brows furrowed. Popping his neck he twitched at the sight of Sanji. Grabbing for Sanji's throat he took Sanji to a quiet place so they could talk.

"Get 'cha hands off me, I can't breathe!!!"

"Good, get something straight. I am not gay. I don't like you, I don't want you, you advance on me again I kick your ass. Tell the crew and you will never use those hands to cook again. Got it?" A demonic glow came about his eyes.

"Yeah" Zoro threw Sanji to the ground and walked back to the group and promptly put his arm around Nami. She in turn looked at him, like the rest of the crew, saw he was serious about his most recent movement and layed her head on his muscled shoulder. When Sanji walked around the corner to see this he freaked. He had made so many advances on her it wasn't even funny, Zoro does it once and she accepts him?!

"On no he did not just do that" Sanji's eyebrow twitched. 'Maybe he threatened her…but she looks so relaxed!!!' Sanji thought he was going to cry and he couldn't tell if it was because Nami stole his man or Zoro stole his girl! Being Bisexual is so confusing. He slowly caught up with them and gave all his attention to Robin upon arrival. Nami had never been interested in Zoro until he put that sexy demon costume on. He looked bad…and available. So when he took the opportunity to put his arm around her shoulder, she wasn't about to complain… His strong muscled arm made her feel protected. She would have let Sanji but his little arms don't equal protection in the minds of passers-by, and that would make him think he finally had her. She wasn't ready for commitment yet as long as she knew Sanji would give his time to any girl who promised…to spend time with him. He wasn't even the shallow kind that demanded sex!!! How could she have people see her with a wuss like that.

'He looks so… manly. I guess, those muscles. God, why didn't I care before?!' She sighed internelly and externelly (a word?).