Chapter 4
"What spells did you put on the swords?"
"The perfect combination for a man, sister!" Abi smiled at Miyu while the route boat went as slow as possible, "But he's only perfect if he has all three swords"
"Okay, explain this perfect combination."
"Yubashiri has the diginfied spell, so he is classy and wonderful, though he may act…and may be gay if he has just Yubashiri. Kitetsu is the demon sword so it has a bad boy spell, he'll be strong and protect you. If he has it alone though, he'll be a jackass pervert."
"Don't say that, you're seven"
"Yes mam… And when he has Wado Ichimonji he'll be-"
Zoro was thinking about how he had acted today.
'Like a jackass, and I lead Nami on, I wonder if she really likes me though…I hope not. Ever since I got the swords back from that girl…Miyu, wasn't it.' Ever since he got the swords back, he'd been acting strangly. 'Maybe she put a spell on them, like Each sword makes me the perfect lover for a certain person… this is so annoying. All I know is that Wado is my only safe sword…but I have to tell Luffy we have to find her so I can get back to…where did my clothes go?' Zoro noted his sudden lack of clothing. 'I was just wearing them, it's like they were absorbed by my body…weird' Grabbing the closest normal clothes to him and Wado he went on the deck finding his room to reclusive. As soon as he got on deck Wado pulsed and he felt he wanted to be reclusive.
"AN EMO BOY!?" Miyu's eyes became wide.
"Then he would show you his feelings and know when he needs help in a fight, this way you won't need to get to know him, because he's perfect!"
"ABI!!! I'm going to go ask if this thing will go any faster…again"
"What?!" Miyu sighed.