Chapter 5

The navy attacked.

"Get up here Zoro!!! We don't need you all hidden away right now!" Sanji yelled down the hall.

"I don't want to, they'll hurt me, I don't want to lose to them…"

"Now is not the time to speak the truth, we need you, there are to many of them- AH!"

"I guess I should go help my friends…" He grabbed his other two swords, gaining the confedence and grace to beat all the Navy single-handedly.

"Wow Zoro, what got into you?"

"Is he glowing?" Franky's obvious point went unheared as they all gathered around him.

"Oh, I couldn't have done it with you guys!" He smiled. Blink Blink… Huh? "God you guys are so great! I'm gunna go take a nap now but call me and tell me if anything else happens, kay?"

Whaat thee fuuuck?

"Kay, Zoro!" Luffy answered not quite understanding the multitude of how bad it was for Zoro to call anything great. When Luffy went out of hearing range,

"Was it just me, or did Zoro just…compliment us?" Nami blinked.

"Okay, whose going downstairs to talk to him…"

"Sanji"

"What? Why me?"

"Because we had a connecting moment and the whole crew said your name at the same time." Usopp smiled.

"Next time… I'm gunna be part of the crew…Oh ZO-ro!"

Zoro looked at himself in the mirror he stole from Nami.

"How can I be that good looking? Hmm… I wonder if I'll ever see Miyu again, she was so pretty… and her little sister was so nice and cute…"

"Oi, Marimo"

"Please don't call me that Sanji, it hurts my feelings" Sanji sighed, this would prove to be hard.

"Can I come in?"

"Of course" Sanji opened the door to reveal Nami's body length Mirror.

"Umm…Zoro, the crew was just thinking-"

"Before you go on, I want to apoligise for earlier, I don't know what came over me. I'm really sorry also for trying to take Nami from you, again, I don't know what I was thinking. I guess I wasn't quite accustom to these feelings for you and I just wanted to prove to myself I wasn't gay. But everything's good now…I'd actually like to make it up to you with a kiss." Zoro stepped closer to Sanji.

"It's okay" Sanji wanted him to but if he did he wouldn't remember the reason he came…Zoro cupped his cheek. Why did he come? "No! Zoro, you're acting strangly! And you have been since we got off that island, what happened?"

"I've changed, for the better, wouldn't you say?"

"No, you're different, I like the old Zoro, the one I could fight with so I could pretend that everytime your hand acedently went across my crotch my heart didn't stop. I like the Zoro that would fight me on everypoint, just so I could get his attention."

"WE MADE IT!!!"

"Look! I think that's their boat!" Abi yelled.

"Ship, Abi, it's a pirate ship."

"Whose that?" Chopper pointed to the two girls stranded on an island waving their hands.

"It could be a trap" Nami pondered.

"Guys!!! Do you have a RORONOA ZORO on your ship?! WE HAVE TO TALK TO HIM!!! I have to fix his sword…"

"It's already fixed!" Luffy yelled back.

"I fixed it, but I need to fix it again! Something's wrong with it! Has Zoro been having mood swings?"

"Get that girl on the ship NOW!!!" Sanji yelled coming back up, hair slightly ruffled.

Cough, weeze, hack, "I'm okay!" cough…cough. "Okay, I'm good, better"

"Can't swim?"

"Hydrophobia" =_=' "Don't ask, anyway, where is he?"

"Miyu!" Zoro hugged her, "I never thought I'd see you again!" Her kissed her cheek.

"I'm going to guess this is not how he usually acts?"

Unison Group Nod. "Kay…strange" She grabbed Yubashiri. "Ein Ichino laolo," Then Sandai Kitetsu. "Duex Miao laolo," and last Wado Ichimonji, " SAN Poko laolo!" (Completely made up language, I really only speak some German and some Japanese…and english, but no one knows that). Zoro fell over, Miyu tried to catch him and failed miserably only to have him land on her.

"Guys, A little help"

"I'll give you each 40,000 beli if you just walk away"

"ABI!!!" The crew stood in a line and collected their dues, and walked away, 'not' hearing the screams. "ABI I SWEAR TO ANUBIS!!!" She smiled, winked then followed the rest of the crew. "Damn pirates!!!"

"Stupid…freaking, things…" Miyu'd been yelling all day, Zoro had yet to aquire consiousness. "You will…feel, muchpain! And…yeah" She was exhausted. She leaned over and put her head next to his. He was warm and rather handsom. She kissed his cheek. His eyes opened. She twitch.

"Well, hey there" He smiled sleepily.

"ALL I HAD TO DO WAS KISS HIS CHEEK?!?!"