Speech
Thought
Jutsu/Kasumi
Note: Ok, Primal Chaos gave me an idea; I'll keep it as 'Chakra Buster' for now, the upgraded version'll be revealed during the chunin exams
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"Oh! Naru-kun, you bad boy.." Kasumi purred as Naruto stroked her tail during their most recent make out session in the apartment Sarutobi had given them. Of course, the blonde refused to go any farther than 3rd base until he was older, much to her constant chagrin, "Come on, Naru-kun.." She whimpered, giving him puppy-dog eyes, "Just this once until then..Please??"
"Kasumi, I told you; I already swore I'd wait till I was at least 15 before that. And you of all people know I won't break my word no matter what." Naruto said before noticing her pout, "Don't worry. That's only two more years. Besides," He kissed her deeply, making her moan softly, "You know you're going to be my first when the time does come."
Kasumi smiled, tracing the area where metal met flesh on the young man's shoulder. "I know, just wish it'd hurry. I want you to be my first as well." She refused to let anyone aside from Naruto know, but the Kyuubi no Kitsune herself was a virgin, though she considered the term moot since she had already promised it to him.
The two closed in for another kiss when they both caught sight of a female jounin looking in at them in their underwear through the bedroom window. Kasumi scowled as she saw the slight nosebleed the ninja had while she looked at Naruto. She might not have minded if it was a gal she knew and didn't mind, but she had no idea who the chick was and therefore didn't like it at all.
"Didn't your parents teach you not to be a peeping tom?!" Naruto snapped, pulling the blanket up higher on the both of them.
The kunoichi, a recently promoted rookie, nearly fell off the sill from the malevolent glare the redhead was sending straight at her, "Uh..K-Kasumi-san, the Hokage and Council is requesting your presence. Uzu..Uzumaki-San..I..I believe you're late for finals at the academy." She made herself scarce as soon as she finished with the message.
"Kuso! She's right." Naruto grumbled as he looked at the clock. The two cursed silently as they got dressed, "Dunno why they wanna see me, but hopefully it won't be long." She gave him a quick peck on the nose before making her way to the tower while he went to school.
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"Naruto! You're over three hours late!" Iruka hollered the moment the blond entered the room, "I hope you have a good..is that a hickey!?" He pointed at the purple mark on Naruto's neck.
"Oh, heh..you see.." Naruto started
Iruka shook his head, "Nevermind, I don't think I wanna know." he said over the catcalls of the guys and Sakura's screaming that Naruto was a pervert.
Hinata, on the other hand, was busy wondering how Kasumi had managed to do it, knowing Naruto was able to heal faster than normal, and if she'd teach her how
You heard right; Naruto didn't know it, but lately Kasumi had taken it upon herself to help Hiashi Hyuuga's eldest daughter out of her shell. At first, she nearly went into a coma when Kasumi told her she knew about her feelings for him.
She followed through though after she said she'd share him with her; of course she'd have to make the first move. The two soon became friends and Kasumi proceeded with helping the girl become more relaxed. So far she still blushed some around Naruto, but she was able to stay awake at least.
Naruto took a seat beside her, "Hey Hinara. So, today's the day, huh?"
"H-Hello, Naruto." She replied, blushing her usual intensity "Hai, to be honest..I'm a..a little nervous."
"Ah, don't worry, Hina. I've seen you in action. I'm sure you'll pass with flying colors."
"All right!" Iruka called out, "Now that we're all here, we'll be calling you one by one into the back room for the exam. First up..."
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"What the heck would they want with me?" Kasumi asked as she followed Sarutobi to the council chamber, "Hell, I'm not even a citizen of Konoha, much less a shinobi."
"Good question. To be honest, sometimes I find myself wondering what they've been smoking." He said, opening the door to let her in.
"Ok, I'm here. I hope you guys got a damn good reason for dragging me here. Was having a really enjoyable morning." She said, ignoring a couple of mutters about 'such insolence!' and 'no respect'.
"Yes..Kasumi, was it?." Koharu spoke up, "Is there a last name?"
"No, it's just Kasumi."
It was then that Tsume Inuzuka said the one thing the rest of the clan heads were thinking, "Oh crap.." She leaned over to Shikaku Nara, "She's the gal our kids said was with Naruto, isn't she?"
"Tch..this just got even more troublesome.." Shikaku muttered.
"Well, you'll be pleased to know that a very eligible bachelor of Konoha has set his eyes on you." Koharu continued.
Kasumi raised an eye, "Exsqueeze me? What are you talking about?" She didn't like where this was going.
"The last of the Uchihas, Sasuke, has invoked restoration rights for his clan. He has set his sights on you to be his first bride, congratulations!" Homura said, beaming at her.
"Is this some kind of joke you guys thought up?" Kasumi growled, "If so, it's not funny at all."
"We are not. When Sasuke-Dono turns 16, you will become Kasumi Uchiha."
Sarutobi nearly fell over, "You've got to be kidding me.."
"HELL NO! Uh-uh, There's no way on Kami's green earth I'm hooking up with that arrogant little asshole!" She snapped, baring her fangs at the elderly pair,
"You're insane!" A council member protested, "You should be honored to be chosen by such an esteemed member of our village!"
"I don't give a damn! I'm with Naruto." She answered, "Besides, even if I wasn't, I'd bust Broody's head open before I'd go out with him!"
Hiashi grinned. His duties to the clan hid it, but he held women in high respect when they weren't afraid to speak their mind, "So, you're the one that's been helping Hinata try to break her shell. I must say, I'm grateful to you for making the effort, I've seen her acting noticeably less...well, introverted lately."
"She seems like a nice girl." Kasumi shrugged.
"Naruto..? The Uzumaki brat?! Preposterous! That thing has no business having a mate! The honorable Sasuke Uchiha has chosen you and you WILL be his bride!" The member banged his hand on the table.
Kasumi looked at the Hokage, "Can I break that bastard's leg in a few places?? Nobody talks like that about MY Naruto-kun and gets away with it!" Part of her wanted to hurt the guy regardless of what the old man said, but she didn't really want to deal with the side effects of that choice.
"As tempting as that is, I'm afraid I'll have to deny you that, Kasumi." Sarutobi said before glaring at the offender, "Councilman Gyasho, are you simply having an off day or are you just now showing us that you've ALWAYS been this big of an idiot?"
"H-Hokage-Sama?" The man spluttered.
"Unless your ears are plugged up, you heard Kasumi just state that she is dating Naruto. Plus her reaction to your announcement is a fair indicator that she doesn't even like Sasuke. Now, she may not be a shinobi, but I have reliable proof that she's strong enough to take down a fair number of the people in this room if given reason to. If you continue this idiotic endeavor, this will constitute harassment and she will have my full permission to, as the saying goes, "get medieval on your asses". Do you understand?" His tone let them all know he wasn't joking. As soon as the man nodded, he continued, "Now, regarding your comment earlier, Chouza, would you please?"
"By all means, Hokage-Sama ." Chouji's dad grinned before bringing a meaty fist down on the man's head, causing him to crumple like a house of cards, "I never did like him anyway."
"Not as satisfying as putting him in traction, but it'll do." She said.
"Kasumi, " Shibi Aburame piped up, "On behalf of the other clan heads, I'd like to apologize for dragging you out here."
"Yeah," Inochi Yamanaka rubbed his head sheepishly, "The way the Uchiha was describing you, he made it sound like you were head over heels for him. Claiming you 'wanted him badly'."
Kasumi felt like gagging a bit at that, "It's all right, at least you guys are apologizing. I'll give the bastard a piece if my mind later." She said, cracking her knuckles.
"All right, that's enough. Kasumi, you can leave now." Sarutobi said, holding up a hand to silence his former teammates when they started to protest.
"Heh, I like her." Tsume commented as she left.
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"Why do fangirls always feel the need to cheer at every little thing the broody bastard does?" Naruto muttered as the mentioned boy strutted out of the room to cheers by his groupies, wearing a Konoha headband.
"'Cause women are troublesome." Shikamaru grumbled, annoyed at his nap being interrupted again.
"Naruto Uzumaki." Iruka called out, "You're next."
"Let's see you even try the first move, loser." The Uchiha sneered, deliberately elbowing his way past the blonde.
Naruto simply flipped him off, "What's the matter, Captain Emo? Your period starting early or something?"
Hinata blushed and forced down a giggle while Kiba nearly peed himself laughing over the scream of outrage from the 'Sasuke Fanclub'
He headed into the back room, fighting back a glare as he spotted Mizuki, Iruka's assistant. He couldn't explain it, but he did not like the man for some reason. For a moment, he was sure he saw the white-haired chunin sneer at him slightly.
The substitution and transforming parts went off without a hitch, then came the last phase of the exam. Iruka ticked off an item on his clipboard, "Ok Naruto, perform the Clone Jutsu."
"Damn! Sorry, Iruka-Sensei..I can't make regular clones." Naruto shrugged, "They always come out looking dead."
The Chunin sighed, "Well, I'm sorry, Naruto, but I'm afraid you f.."
"Hold up, does it have to be a regular one? I know a different version."
Iruka and Mizuki raised their eyebrows, "Well, it's not specified that normal clones have to be created, but what do you mean...?"
"Shadow Clone Jutsu!" When the resulting smoke cleared, Iruka was surrounded by two dozen Narutos, "Do we still fail, Iruka-Sensei?"
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I'll admit, this was sorta Kasumi's chaper. You'll get to see what she does to Sasuke in the next one.