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"N-Nicely done, Naruto. You pass." Iruka said as the clones vanished. He handed the blond a headband and watched the boy leave while tying the band around his neck.
Mizuki, however was less than thrilled, "How the hell did the demon brat pass!? Dammit, now I'll have to get the scroll myself." He muttered to himself. Unfortunately for the chunin, his attempt later that night ended with him on the receiving end of a can of Sarutobi-style whoopass. Doctors would spend the next few weeks trying to remove the Hokake's boot from his colon.
Naruto, on the other hand, was dealing with a vastly different problem: he had forgotten to put his mask back on before leaving class, resulting in girls from other classes, who by some unforeseen twist of fortune weren't Sasuke fangirls, staring at him with stars in their eyes and a liberal amount of drool.
He started to make his way back home when he was rudely stopped by a smug-looking Sasuke. The blond felt a headache coming on, "What do you want, Teme?"
"You better enjoy having that headband, loser, because after today it'll be ALL you have." The raven-haired boy sneered.
"What the hell are you talking about?" Naruto muttered, wishing the brooder would get out of his way.
The Uchiha's sneer became more pronounced as he made an obvious attempt to look down his nose at the other boy, "The council is making your woman mine. I'll make her know her place. By the time I'm done with her, she'll be begging for me to do whatever I..." He was cut off by the sound of bandages snapping followed by a serrated blade appearing at his throat. He followed it and tensed when he saw it ending at Naruto's elbow; his entire hand and forearm had transformed somehow.
"Care to repeat that?" Naruto growled, pressing the tip against the underside of his nose.
"Naruto Uzumaki! You stop that right now!" Yelled out Kasumi as she came storming up to them, a bit of killing intent leaking off her with every step.
"Heh, looks like they got through to her." Sasuke gloated, only to get slammed to the ground with a foot in the middle of his back.
"If anyone's gonna kick this bastard's ass, it's gonna be ME!" She growled, hoisting the boy up by the scruff of his neck.
Sasuke was a mix of rage and shock. This girl was supposed to be submitting herself to him like the council said! "Unhand me, woman! Know your place!"
"Do us all a favor and SHUT THE HELL UP!" She responded, spiking him into the ground like a football, "Listen up, you self-absorbed dingle-berry!" She hissed, lugging him back up again, "I don't give a damn if you're the last of the 'royal Uchihas', as far as I'M concerned, you're nothing but a whiny, stuck-up little douchebag who things he deserves the world on a gilded platter!!"
Another spike, "NEWSFLASH! Most of the idiots in this village may kiss your ass, but I'm gonna be someone who KICKS it!" Naruto watched as she cocked her fist back and applied a vicious left cross into Sasuke's face, sending the boy sailing back a few feet.
The Uchiha grimaced in pain as he crawled to his feet, holding his throbbing jaw, "'Oo'll 'eget 'at!" He yelled before hobbling off to get medical attention.
"Wow..that was a side of you I haven't seen in a while." Naruto said, standing beside her.
"He should just be happy I took out most of my frustration on a couple doors on my way here." Kasumi dusted her hands off when she suddenly raised her eyebrows, "Naruto, is that your hand?"
"Sorry." He quickly adjusted his stance when she semi-glared at him. He refused to associate himself with perverts, but even he wasn't above groping his girlfriend on occasion. This however, didn't seem to be one of those times.
"I suggest you put that hand back where it was."
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How do you like my first Omake chapter? I'm gonna try to have them keeping up with the flow of the story. Though I'll try to put some at the end of chapters themselves.
Forgot to add this from earlier:
1) Zabuza: Live or Die?
2) If Live: Join Konoha?
3) Haku: Boy or Girl? (with Naruto if a she)
4) If Boy Haku: Hook him up with Yugito or Ino? (the other hooks up with Naruto)
5): Nibi: one of Naruto's girls? (Kasumi teaches Yugito how to let her out. Plus Nibi'll be a pervert)
You only have until the wave arc to make your picks.