Disclaimer: I don't own GW or the characters. I simply enjoying tormenting them. =)
I in no way condone, support or suggest the idea of suicide to anyone!!! Please check out Hopeline (dot) com or suicidehotlines (dot) com if you or someone you know is considering or thinking about it.
Dear God, Buddha, Allah, Whatever.
Since you seem to have it stuck in that big all-knowing head of yours that I'm supposed to stay here, I'm gonna throw you a hint.
I don' want be here anymore. I'm done with it. So whatever the hell it is you think I'm supposed to do in this life, I'm done.
I'm cashing in my chips and leaving.
My whole existence I have only known war, death and destruction. This new world of peace, love and prosperity is new to me and I don't know how to handle it.
The God of Death doesn't belong in such a picturesque life. Too many ghosts haunt me. I find myself looking over my left shoulder more than I'm looking ahead. I can't even begin to confess the sins I've committed.
There is no retribution for what I've done.
So I've come to the last thing I can do.
I may run and hide, but I never tell a lie.
I'm running. I've been running for years. But now I race to the finish and I won't lie and say it's some noble idea. I'm running away and leaving this world behind.
I'm taking my sins and my demons with me.
So listen up, you big all-knowing deities in the sky. You're about to have company. (Unless ya'll decide you don't like me and force me to live through this… Then I'll be pissed and still stuck here.) But anyways.
I'm done with it here.
Catch ya'll on the flip side!
-Duo-
And BTW: Don't get all mopey and miss me. That means you too Q-babe. See ya when it's your turn.
P.S. Don't fear the reaper. He's got a great sense of humor…