Communiqué 2
From: Mirage (foxtrottrannet)
To: Hound (lonegreenrangertrannet)
Subject: Question
Have you been able to locate the twins yet?
From: Hound (lonegreenrangertrannet)
To: Mirage (foxtrottrannet)
Subject: Re Question
Yup, three minutes ago. They'd bunkered down over in the pines. Not the happiest of mechs either.
From: Mirage (foxtrottrannet)
To: Hound (lonegreenrangertrannet)
Subject: Re Re Question
Any idea what happened to them?
From: Hound (lonegreenrangertrannet)
To: Mirage (foxtrottrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Question
Well, as far as I've heard, it involved Ratchet, nitro, rope and that cornflour slime stuff
From: Mirage (foxtrottrannet)
To: Hound (lonegreenrangertrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Question
Ah. Shall I meet you back in the Common room for drinks after shift? Smokescreen said that he had a new proposition to discuss.
From: Hound (lonegreenrangertrannet)
To: Mirage (foxtrottrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Question
I'll be there
0o0o0
From: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
To: Blaster (bebopbottrannet)
Subject: Got em!
I am now the proud possessor of no less than two tickets to the U2 concert next week. You interested?
From: Blaster (bebopbottrannet)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
Subject: Re Got em!
'You interested'? You're kidding, right?
From: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
To: Blaster (bebopbottrannet)
Subject: Re Re Got em!
:D Had to ask
0o0o0
From: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
Subject: Direct order
My office. Immediately.
0o0o0
From: Bumblebee (buzzybeetrannet)
To: Hotspot (tlhotspottrannet)
Subject: Quick question
I know it's most of your team's day off, but can we borrow Blades and Groove? Bluestreak's stuck in a tree.
From: Hotspot (lthotspottrannet)
To: Bumblebee (buzzybeetrannet)
Subject: Re Quick question
…How on earth did he get stuck in a tree?
From: Bumblebee (buzzybeetrannet)
To: Hotspot (tlhotspottrannet)
Subject: Re Re Quick question
I have no idea
From: Hotspot (lthotspottrannet)
To: Bumblebee (buzzybeetrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Quick question
They're on their way, ETA six minutes
From: Bumblebee (buzzybeetrannet)
To: Hotspot (tlhotspottrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Quick question
Thanks
0o0o0
From: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
Subject: Please
Please tell me you didn't
From: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject: Re Please
smirk I did
From: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
Subject: Re Re Please
You are going to be the death of me someday.
From: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Please
All the more reason to take some of the leave you've got backed up, isn't it? ; )
0o0o0
From: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
To: All addresses
Subject: Official announcement
Carly and I are now officially engaged to be married!
0o0o0
From: Beachcomber (rocksbottrannet)
To: Groove (gowiththeflowtrannet)
Subject: Did you see?
That meteor shower last night was like, dude, y'know?
From: Groove (gowiththeflowtrannet)
To: Beachcomber (rocksbottrannet)
Subject: Re Did you see?
Totally dude, totally. Like, totally wow, dude.
From: Beachcomber (rocksbottrannet)
To: Groove (gowiththeflowtrannet)
Subject: Re Re Did you see?
Word.
0o0o0
From: Fireflight (deadacestrannet)
To: Slingshot: (flieracetrannet)
Subject: question
You heard about Spike and Carly, right?
From: Slingshot (flieracetrannet)
To: Fireflight (deadacestrannet)
Subject: Re question
Yeah, why?
From: Fireflight (deadacestrannet)
To: Slingshot: (flieracetrannet)
Subject: Re Re question
What does he mean by 'engaged'? Is it as in 'I've engaged the enemy'?
From: Slingshot (flieracetrannet)
To: Fireflight (deadacestrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re question
Fragged if I know. Let's ask Jazz
0o0o0
From: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
To: All addresses excluding hatchetsapprenticetrannet, swooptrannet
Subject: Priority warning
First Aid and Swoop are being tested today. Come near the Repair Bay and I'll rip out your pistons.
0o0o0
From: Smokescreen (bettingbottrannet)
To: Mirage (foxtrottrannet)
Subject: What do you think?
Well, the new data has come in from the stockmarket and companies. I've forwarded it to your personal computer. Any thoughts?
From: Mirage (foxtrottrannet)
To: Smokescreen (bettingbottrannet)
Subject: Re What do you think?
It appears to be too good to be true for my tastes. I suggest that we pull out of Enron quickly.
From: Smokescreen (bettingbottrannet)
To: Mirage (foxtrottrannet)
Subject: Re Re What do you think?
I thought so too. I'll pass the word on to the others.
0o0o0
From: Wheeljack (kaboomtrannet)
To: All addresses excluding hatchetsapprenticetrannet, swooptrannet
Subject: Re- Repair Bay
All clear.
0o0o0
From: Grimlock (megrimlocktrannet)
To: Swoop (swooptrannet)
Subject:
You pass?
From: Swoop (swooptrannet)
To: Grimlock (megrimlocktrannet)
Subject: Re
Ratchet say me pass with 'flying colours'
From: Grimlock (megrimlocktrannet)
To: Swoop (swooptrannet)
Subject: Re Re
That good?
From: Swoop (swooptrannet)
To: Grimlock (megrimlocktrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re
Ratchet say it very good. Me Field Medic grade 6 now.
From: Grimlock (megrimlocktrannet)
To: Swoop (swooptrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re
Good. You come to Common room. Us Dinobots party!
0o0o0
From: Hotspot (tlhotspottrannet)
To: First Aid (hatchetsapprenticetrannet)
Subject: Well?
Did you pass?
From: Blades (chopperbottrannet)
To: First Aid (hatchetsapprenticetrannet)
Subject: Well?
Didja pass?
From: Streetwise (trekkerbottrannet)
To: First Aid (hatchetsapprenticetrannet)
Subject: Well?
(pokes) Pass?
From: Groove (gowiththeflowtrannet)
To: First Aid (hatchetsapprenticetrannet)
Subject: C'mon man
Tell us already, didja pass?
From: First Aid (hatchetsapprenticetrannet)
To: Hotspot (tlhotspottrannet)
Blades (chopperbottrannet)
Streetwise (trekkerbottrannet)
Groove (gowiththeflowtrannet)
Subject: ..well
I'm afraid that I…..…….PASSED, 100! First Aid, Field Medic Grade One!
From: Hotspot (tlhotspottrannet)
To: First Aid (hatchetsapprenticetrannet)
Blades (chopperbottrannet)
Streetwise (trekkerbottrannet)
Groove (gowiththeflowtrannet)
Subject: Re…well
FANTASTIC! Everyone down to the Common room, celebration time!
From: Hotspot (tlhotspottrannet)
To: First Aid (hatchetsapprenticetrannet)
Blades (chopperbottrannet)
Streetwise (trekkerbottrannet)
Groove (gowiththeflowtrannet)
Subject: Re…well
Actually, let's move it to the Rec room.
From: Streetwise (trekkerbottrannet)
To: Hotspot (tlhotspottrannet)
Subject: Re Re …well
Good idea
0o0o0
From: Ironhide (ironhidetrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject: question
The twins still alive and kicking? 'Cause I ain't heard anything for a while.
From: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
To: Ironhide (ironhidetrannet)
Subject: Re question
I just checked on them. Yes, they are alive, no, they are not kicking. I'm surprised the rafters and cables have supported them for so long.
From: Ironhide (ironhidetrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject: Re Re question
You do know that Ratchet will kill you if you gotta drag those two into Repair after this
From: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
To: Ironhide (ironhidetrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re question
Unlikely. This was his idea to begin with. I believe he called it 'tit for tat'
From: Ironhide (ironhidetrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re question
Heh, you're a braver mech than I am.
0o0o0
From: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
Subject: Well?
Figured a way out of this yet?
From: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
Subject: Re Well?
Yeah. Just gimme a minute to get my knife…fragging Pit-fire!
From: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
Subject: Re Re Well?
You dropped it.
From: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Well?
…I think I noticed that, Sideswipe.