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Chapter 3

Alice's List

Everyone was done with their sets of rules, including me. Esme was collecting them, and she was ready to read them aloud. She glanced at me.

"Since this was Bella's idea, we'll see who she wrote a list for. Who'd you write a list for, sweetie?"

"Alice."

Jasper was cupping in his laughter, and Alice was gleaming with a smile, thinking that I'd never write a bad thing about her, but I wrote twenty just like Esme had said.

1. Alice must never take Bella shopping unless Bella wants to.

"What?!"

Everyone laughed at Alice's remark. She slumped back into her seat as she saw Esme eyeing her that way. I was happy with myself for that rule. Finally, some relaxation.

2. No puppy pouting.

Even Rosalie giggled at that one. Alice just smirked evilly.

3. No puppy eyes.

Alice's smile vanished, making me giggle along with Rosalie. She shifted herself in a launching position against Rosalie, and Rosalie suddenly became quiet. I just kept laughing. She couldn't to anything to me.

4. No make-overs on Bella unless Bella approves... which in other words means, NO MORE MAKEOVERS!

Alice ran out in frustration. Everyone gawked as her bedroom door had slammed shut. A muffled scream was heard along with, "Why did she get to write my list? I had to write-"

"Alice!"

"Oops!"

Esme stared at the door, and no sounds from inside were heard. "Hope you're hearing the remainder of the list, Alice." She glanced back at the list.

5. You will not disturb Bella and Edward when Bella is trying to seduce Edward.

A muffled giggle was heard upstairs, but it was hard to hear when everyone was laughing so hard. By the look of Edward's face, if he was human, he'd be blushing.

6. You will not ask CARLISLE to teach you how to dance.

A groan from Carlisle.

7. You will throw away half of your shoes.

A shriek.

8. You shall hunt with Rosalie, not Emmett.

Nothing.

9. You will stop flirting with Emmett, and you will ignore him when he's flirting with you.

Rosalie punched Emmett. "I didn't flirt with her!" Alice appeared to be muffling the same thing. The door slammed open, and she walked sownstairs slowly into the room. She snatched away the list from Esme and ripped it.

"There's a difference between rules and secrets."

"Alice!"

The list was in four pieces, so Esme picked them up. "Alice, go get the tape!" Alice looked at her apologetically and was back quickly with the tape. Esme, soon, had a taped up piece of paper in her hands, and Alice was on the couch, hugging her legs.

"Alright, where were we?"

10. You will only be allowed to kiss Jasper when no one's around.

Alice whimpered, I laughed.

11. You will not be allowed to have an affair with Jasper when the others are around.

Esme chuckled reading that. Jasper scratched the back of his head, and Edward smacked him. Alice's face was buried in her knees, embarrassed to realize how many bad things she had done.

12. You will ignore the visions about Bella and Edward unless asked to mention them.

Alice's face had lifted. She had been laughing the whole time!

13. You will NOT be hyper at school. It makes us look weird.

"Don't you think that's enough, Esme?"

"No, we need all 20 for you, Alice."

Alice sighed.

14. You will not wear that bikini at the beach, for Jasper's sake.

"But that's my favorite!"

Alice and Jasper had screamed it out together. They took a glance at each other and pouted. I stood up, "You guys know what happened! Next thing we know, you guys are behind an umbrella, and little boys are getting too close to little girls!" Alice and Jasper both slumped, and Esme continued.

15. You will throw away half of one half of your shoes!

Alice groaned.

"Enough, Alice! Let's just finish this list without anymore comments!"

16. Your limit for the shower is 10 minutes, not 100.

17. You will not buy a new clothing until you throw out an old one.

18. You can only hug Bella when she wants a hug back.

19. If you can not control yourself kissing Jasper when there are people in a different room, don't kiss him at all.

20. You have to obey all these rules.

"Finally! OK, who wants to be humiliated next?"

Emmett raised his hand like an impatient fourth-grader, "I want to do my list for Rosalie!" Maybe, this wasn't the best idea. If it involves Emmett dressed in Rosalie's clothes...

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