AN:I finally updated! YAY!

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Chapter 5:

"That girl is insane!" I shouted

"Very." Edward agreed.

We were currently driving to school and talking about the day of the primere.

I shuddered, that was a day I never want to talk about again.

As we arrived, we saw a big crowd in the parking lot.

"I wonder what thats about." Edward asked as we got closer.

"Yea, and like, Edward Cullen SO wants me! I reached my hand out for a handshake and he like totally pulled me in for a kiss! We kissed for like 1 minute straight!"

Wow...did that really happened? Because last time I checked, Lauren was throwing herself all over Edward.

"WOW! That's awesome Lauren! What about Bella Swan though? I thought they were going out." A boy in the crowd shouted.

"Well, they WERE, but Bella is like my BEST friend and she said I could have Edward." OK, is it me? Or is Lauren making this all up? I think I'm going to go with the second one.

"Really Lauren? Because last time I checked, Bella Swan and Edward Cullen were still together." I stated.

"Like, What do you know? Edward Cullen would never even look at you!" Lauren sneered.

"I think this Edward Cullen would look at Bella. She is to beautiful for someone not to look at her." Edward was starting to get mad, just like me.

"Eddie! You don't have to defend Bella! You're just jealous Edward Cullen won my heart and not you!" Before Edward could reply, the bell rang and everyone scattered off to their classes. I feel bad for myself. Lauren is in our next class.

"Come on Edward, let's go before we get our heads chopped off." As we walked into the class, I noticed we had a sub today. She looked no older than us, maybe 23 or 24 years old. Edward and I were actually 21, so she was technically 2 or 3 years older than us and about 5 or 6 years older than the rest of the class. The sub looked like an older version of Lauren. Oh joy!

"Hi class. My name's Miss. McDum, but you all can like call me like Britney." Wow, she is an older version of Lauren. They both say 'like' in every sentence and both are stupid. Ironically enough, her last name is McDum. I think she should add a 'b' to the end and it will all be perfect.

"So, like, what was I suppose to do again? Oh wait, thats right!" Miss. McDumb slapped herself in the forehead. "Attendance!" I think she deserves a round of applause. She figured out what to do first.

"Jessica Stanley?"

"Here."

"M-i-ch-E-ale Newton?" Wow...she didn't know how to pronounce Micheal. Was this lady seriously teaching us? Well, at least shes pronounced the last 20 right names right, even Lauren's name.

"Edward Brandon?"

"Here." Edward said in his velvet voice, causing Miss. McDum to look up from the clipboard. When she spotted Edward, she started batting her eyelashes at him and said "Wow your hot!" Smart...teachers were not suppose to say that to their students. That is just creepy, even if they're only 2 years older than you.

"Um...thank you Miss. Mcdum?" Edward asked unsure. She giggled.

"Oh, just call me Britney." Flirting with students was not good. I'm guessing she did not know that because she was shamelessly flirting with Edward for about 5 minutes before she finally called my name.

"Last is...Isabella Masen?"

"Bella." I corrected. She rolled her eyes.

"Whatever. So...now that I'm done that, what do you guys want to talk about? I don't know what to teach...so, let's talk about boys!" Wow, is she seriously an adult? She should be back in high school...oh wait, she is.

"OMG! Edward Cullen is so hot! I'm his girlfriend!" Lauren stated.

"Really? Wow, he's so dreamy! Did you see his 6-pack in his latest movie?" Britney asked. I was getting annoyed. Weren't we suppose to be learning? Not talking about my boyfriend?

"Um...Miss. McDum? Aren't were suppose to be learning something? Not talking about movie stars?" I asked.

"Well, that's to bad for you. Because were like talking about movie stars."

"Speaking of movie stars..." Mike said looking interested now "have you SEEN Bella Swan? She is a total babe!" I should have kept my mouth shut, talking about myself was worse!

"Yea, I totally look up to her! She's my idol!" Miss. McDum said. Oh...if I'm her idol, why is she ignoring me? Even if I am disguised.

"Hey Britney! Let's see who's sexier. Me or her." Lauren pointed her finger at me.

"Sure Lauren, all the guys in the room can be the judges." A few of the guys wolf-whistled.

"I never said I would participate." I put in.

"Ha! That's because you know I would like win anyway!" Lauren posed a slutty pose causing most of the guys to wolf-whistle. Edward and I both rolled our eyes.

"Bella could beat you any day!" Edward looked a bit annoyed. I was pleading him with my eyes to get out of this.

"Oh yea? Let's see her try!"

"Fine!" Edward shot back. I was glaring at him. I did not agree to this!

"I am not doing this!"

"Shut up Masen! You think your like better and sexier than everyone else! I'm like sick of it!" Is Lauren talking about me? Because it sounds more like she's describing herself. Before I could say something back, Lauren tackled me.
"This is the last straw Masen!" Lauren was punching, and kicking me. I tackled her off, but as I did that, she pulled my wig off with her. Her face showed a slide show of emotions. At first she was smug (she thought I was a wanna be blonde) then her face showed realization, then finally shock.

"B-Be-Bella S-Swan?"

"Um...Hi?" I got nervous, everyone was frozen in place. Edward walked up to the front of the room and pulled off his wig. There were gasps all over the room. A few of the girls in the back fainted. Edward ignored all of that and started to speak.

"OK, well, as you all may know by now...I'm not Edward Brandon and that is not Bella Masen. So let's start all over. Hi, my name's Edward Cullen and that over there is Bella Swan..." Edward was interrupted by Lauren tackling Edward for a hug.

"I am like your biggest fan and like soon to be girlfriend! We are like soul mates Edward!" I stepped up to help Edward out.

"Actually, Edward here is my boyfriend."

"No, I'm not her boyfriend." I looked at Edward with a shocked expression.

"Ha! I knew it! Me and Edward we're like meant to be! I knew you would dump Bella so we could like be together!"

"No, Lauren. We are not meant to be. Let Bella finish what I was going to say." Edward was staring at me with this 'go ahead' look.

I took a deep breath.

"Everyone, Edward is not my boyfriend." Everyone had this 'I knew it!' look on their faces.

"He is my fiancée." No one was expecting that.
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An: Sorry for the long wait. I couldn't think of a way for them to be discovered. It was kind of lame I know. Hey, does anyone want to help me write the rest of this story? I'm stuck. If you want to continue this story just tell me in your review and I'll pm you. If no one wants to, then I guess I'll continue writing it. Review!