Author's note- Kudos to Epona from the 'cell and whoever it was who coined the term 'Senior Crankypants
Communiqué 6
From: Carly (technochicktrannet)
To: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
Subject?
You're smiling
From: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
To: Carly (technochicktrannet)
Subject: Re ?
Yup
From: Carly (technochicktrannet)
To: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
Subject: Re Re ?
My mother is here and you're smiling. My mother is –talking- and you're smiling.
From: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
To: Carly (technochicktrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re ?
Yup
From: Carly (technochicktrannet)
To: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re ?
What did you do?
From: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
To: Carly (technochicktrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Re ?
Oh, nothing much. You'll find out soon enough ; )
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From: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
To: All addresses
Subject: Autobots vs Scary Lady.
And the competitors roll up for day two. Stay tuned.
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From: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
To: Wheeljack (kaboomtrannet)
Subject: the kid
Alright, you can borrow First Aid for the day, but I want him back in one piece. It's fragging hard to find a good assistant these days.
From: Wheeljack (kaboomtrannet)
To: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
Subject: Re the kid
Gotcha.
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From: Air Raid (skykingtrannet)
To: Slingshot (flieracetrannet)
Subject: Hunting season
I've got the stuff, you ready?
From: Slingshot (flieracetrannet)
To: Air Raid (skykingtrannet)
Subject: Re Hunting season
Yeah! Let's do this!
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From: Carly (technochicktrannet)
To: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
Subject: You didn't
You called in Nana Caroline?
From: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
To: Carly (technochicktrannet)
Subject: Re You didn't
Ayup. She's already been briefed on what we want for the wedding and ready to rumble
From: Carly (technochicktrannet)
To: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
Subject: Re Re You didn't
I love you Spike
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From: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
To: All addresses
Subject: Autobots vs Scary Lady.
Current score 1: 0 as the 'bots side brings a fresh player to the line up, none other than Spike's very own Nana Caroline!
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From: Hotspot (tlhotspottrannet)
To: Silverbolt (tlsilverbolttrannet)
Subject: They're at it again
Slingshot and Air Raid are out here Blades-baiting again. One's already down and he's working on the other.
From: Silverbolt (tlsilverbolttrannet)
To: Hotspot (tlhotspottrannet)
Subject: Re They're at it again
I've got half a mind to leave them there. Alright, I'll bring my other two and we'll be down there in a minute
From: Hotspot (tlhotspottrannet)
To: Silverbolt (tlsilverbolttrannet)
Subject: Re Re They're at it again
Thanks
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From: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
To: Carly (technochicktrannet)
Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
Subject: …dude
Watching these two is like…verbal tennis, y'know?
From: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
Carly (technochicktrannet)
Subject: Re …dude
Yeah, all we need is a net. Hey, what's the score now Jazz?
From: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
To: Carly (technochicktrannet)
Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
Subject: Re Re …dude
Dunno, I've lost count. Hey, maybe we should record and relay 'em as a live broadcast and get Eject and Rewind to play commentator
From: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
Carly (technochicktrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re …dude
Ha! That'd be brilliant!
From: Carly (technochicktrannet)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re …dude
Don't you dare, mother will kill me when she finds out
From: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
To: Carly (technochicktrannet)
Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Re …dude
Aww, c'mon girl, y' doing me an injustice here
From: Carly (technochicktrannet)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Re Re …dude
I know you far too well Jazz
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From: Hound (lonegreenrangertrannet)
To: Steeljaw (trackntracetrannet)
Subject: Was wondering
You want in on a trip to Yellowstone?
From: Steeljaw (trackntracetrannet)
To: Hound (lonegreenrangertrannet)
Subject: Re Was wondering
Yes
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From: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
Subject: I'm bored
From: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
Subject: Re I'm bored
And?
From: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
Subject: Re Re I'm bored
I'm gonna pester Prowl
From: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re I'm bored
You're an idiot
From: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re I'm bored
I love you too ; P
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From: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject?
I heard you scored a holiday to the Cook Islands
From: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
Subject: Re ?
I did.
From: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject: Re Re ?
You gonna get some souvenirs?
From: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re ?
Yes
From: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re ?
Any for me and Sunny?
From: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Re?
Not if you keep bothering me
From: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Re ?
Well ex-cuse me for caring
From: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Re Re?
It's not the caring that concerns me. It's the interest
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From: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
To: Carly (technochicktrannet)
Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
Subject: Tehehehe
Watch this
From: System Administrator (trantrannet)
To: All addresses
Subject: Notification- Address change
(autobotprowltrannet) changed to (summerholidaytrannet)
From: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
Subject: Re Tehehehe
XD!
From: Carly (technochicktrannet)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
Subject: Re Tehehehe
O.O! He's gonna kill you!
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From: System Administrator (trantrannet)
To: All addresses
Subject: Notification- Address change
(dajazzmantrannet) changed to (dajazz-lessmantrannet)
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From: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
Subject: Muahahaha
This gives me an idea…
From: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
Subject: Re Muahahaha
Heh, I think it's given a few people ideas
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From: System Administrator (trantrannet)
To: All addresses
Subject: Notification- Address change
(ironhidetrannet) changed to (grandpatrannet)
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From: System Administrator (trantrannet)
To: All addresses
Subject: Notification- Address change
(skykingtrannet) changed to (dramaqueentrannet)
(flieracetrannet) changed to (seekerkilltrannet)
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From: System Administrator (trantrannet)
To: All addresses
Subject: Notification- Address change
(chopperbottrannet) changed to (chopperfacetrannet)
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From: System Administrator (trantrannet)
To: All addresses
Subject: Notification- Address change
(cmowithahatchettrannet) changed to (seniorcrankypantstrannet)
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From: System Administrator (trantrannet)
To: All addresses
Subject: Notification- Address change
(redalerttrannet) changed to (sgtspazztrannet)
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From: Optimus Prime (optimustrannet)
To: All addresses
Subject:
Children, behave
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From: System Administrator (trantrannet)
To: All addresses
Subject: Notification- Address change
All addresses reset to default
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From: Bumblebee (buzzybeetrannet)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
Subject: -poke-
Hey Jazz, what's the score?
From: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
To: Bumblebee (buzzybeetrannet)
Subject: Re -poke-
um, I lost count. But we are winning. Nana Caroline is like 'killer granny' when it comes to this
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From: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
Subject: Hey
You've still got the bungee cords, right?
From: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
Subject: Re Hey
Yup. And 'jack's ordered in more for us to 'borrow'. They'll be here tomorrow
From: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
Subject: Re Re Hey
Perfect
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From: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject: Hey Prowl
Just had a thought- it'd be a bad thing if the humans got their hands on these message logs, wouldn't it?
From: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
Subject: Re Hey Prowl
Yes Jazz, it would.