Communiqué 7
From: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
Subject: Tehehe
It's raining, it's pouring, the old mech is snoring. He bumped his head and went to bed and couldn't get up in the morning.
From: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
Subject: Re Tehehe
Shut up Sideswipe.
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From: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
To: All addresses
Subject: Killer Granny vs Scary Lady
And as the competitors roll up for day three, a lil' birdy's telling me that Scary Lady ain't gonna last long XD
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From: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
To: First Aid (hatchetsapprenticetrannet)
Subject:
im crook youre running medical ill be in my office
From: First Aid (hatchetsapprenticetrannet)
To: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
Subject: Re
What caused it boss? You sure you don't want a check up just to be sure?
From: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
To: First Aid (hatchetsapprenticetrannet)
Subject: Re Re
bad run of high grade unless the worlds about to blow up lemme alone!
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From: Eject (botonthebleacherstrannet)
To: Rewind (trivianuttrannet)
Subject: Score!
Red Sox won! Gimme
From: Rewind (trivianuttrannet)
To: Eject (botonthebleacherstrannet)
Subject: Re Score!
Alright, fine. 'Angels in the Outfield' is yours.
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From: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
Subject: Did you hear?
Ratchet's sick and 'Aid's in charge.
We should do something
From: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
Subject: Re Did you hear?
Yes, yes we should…
From: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
Subject: Re Re Did you hear?
Muahaha…
We really need an evil laugh smiley for this thing
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From: AirRaid (skykingtrannet)
To: Silverbolt (tlsilverbolttrannet)
Subject?
It's raining. Do we have to patrol?
From: Silverbolt (tlsilverbolttrannet)
To: AirRaid (skykingtrannet)
Subject: Re ?
Yes. Get going
From: AirRaid (skykingtrannet)
To: Silverbolt (tlsilverbolttrannet)
Subject: Re Re ?
But it's –raining-
From: Silverbolt (tlsilverbolttrannet)
To: AirRaid (skykingtrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re ?
Either get your wings in the air yourself or I'll do it for you! With or without the rest of your airframe!
From: AirRaid (skykingtrannet)
To: Silverbolt (tlsilverbolttrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re?
Yes sir
From: AirRaid (skykingtrannet)
To: Slingshot (flieracetrannet)
Subject: Hide the stuff
'Bolt's in a real bad mood
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From: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
To: Carly (technochicktrannet)
Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
Subject: Just was thinking
We need to do somethin' nice for Nana Caroline for comin' out here and savin' our hides like this
From: Carly (technochicktrannet)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
Subject: Re Just was thinking
I've got it covered- Devonshire tea and scones at this lovely little café on the edge of town.
From: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
To: Carly (technochicktrannet)
Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
Subject: Re Re Just was thinking
Cool
From: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
To: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
Subject: Question
What is it with Carly and the lady-like stuff at the moment?
From: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
Subject: Re Question
It's Nana Caroline, she can civilize anyone.
From: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
To: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
Subject: Re Re Question
…..
Monster Truck rally on Saturday, we're taking her there before this becomes permanent.
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From: Hound (lonegreenrangertrannet)
To: All addresses
Subject: Patrol warning
The east track is washed out and Twotop stream is bursting it's banks, take the alternate route up the ridge
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From: Optimus Prime (optimustrannet)
To: HotSpot (tlhotspottrannet)
Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
Inferno (bigredtrannet)
Red Alert (redalerttrannet)
Subject: Ready status
All rescue personnel are to assume Alert Status 3 and be prepared for immediate call-out. The rainstorm has already caused two minor slips, more damage may be forthcoming.
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From: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject: Just before y' head off…
A couple of things you've gotta do:
1- Find a cute wahine, a lei, and get a photo of you with both of them
2- Get a ukulele
From: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
Subject: Re Just before y' head off…
1- No
2- No
From: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject: Re Re Just before y' head off…
Awww, pleeeasee? ; )
From: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Just before y' head off…
No.
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From: First Aid (hatchetsapprenticetrannet)
To: Hot Spot (tlhotspottrannet)
Subject: Help!
The twins are here in Medical and I can't get rid of them! Please Hot Spot, I'm at my wit's end!
From: Hot Spot (tlhotspottrannet)
To: First Aid (hatchetsapprenticetrannet)
Subject: Re Help!
Don't worry, big bro's coming to the rescue
From: Hot Spot (tlhotspottrannet)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
Subject: Just thought you'd want to know
Prowl's doing a spot check just before he leaves
From: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
To: Hot Spot (tlhotspottrannet)
Subject: Re Just thought you'd want to know
O.O! Thanks Spot, we owe you one
From: Hot Spot (tlhotspottrannet)
To: First Aid (hatchetsapprenticetrannet)
Subject: Re Help!
There, that ought to keep them busy ; )
From: First Aid (hatchetsapprenticetrannet)
To: Hot Spot (tlhotspottrannet)
Subject: Re Re Help!
Thankyouthankyouthankyou!
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From: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
To: All addresses
Subject: Killer Granny vs Scary Lady
And with one last shot it's all over! Scary Lady has bowed out of th' battle for good and Killer Granny reigns supreme! Three cheers for Nana Caroline!
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From: Wheeljack (kaboomtrannet)
To: All addresses
Subject: Well…
Prowl's off to escape the rain and have fun in the sun for a week. Don't forget to say goodbye to him
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From: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject: Hey
Hey Prowl, check your subspace
From: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
Subject: Re Hey
When I come back I am going to kill you.
From: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject: Re Re Hey
Y' going to the Cook Islands so I figured I might as well make sure you'll be dressed t' blend in. Trust me, the head stuff, arm and leg stuff and the loin cloth look much better when you wear 'em ; )
From: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Hey
…I don't want to know
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From: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
Subject: -sigh-
No Prowl for a week...
I'm bored already. Let's get the bungee cords