Hey, people! THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY UNDEAD HEART FOR THE REVIEWS!! I didn't think I would do this good – let alone getting this many reviews in the first hour!! No, really, thanks so much!!

rebel angel 13: THANK YOU!! I'll do two chapters today, and one chapter each day until the FF is finished. It's not very long – only about 12 chapters, but I put a lot in them!!

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And now, the moment you've all been waiting for:

Chapter 2: Eddiekins

"Yeah," I said. "I swear I haven't told anyone anything! Charlie bought them for me from the bookstore today! He didn't read anything, though, thank God!" I said, on the defensive now.

He looked like he was about to tear the book in half. Edward's eyes were wide with shock and his face was as pale as the paper those words were printed on. His hands were clenched around its sides and his tendons were sticking out on his already too white knuckles.

"Don't kill the book! I want to read the rest of it…..to see how much they already know." I lied. I never realized it, but my hectic life made a good story, and I wanted to finish the books.

Before I knew it, his phone was to his ear, more than likely calling Carlisle.

"Carlisle –"he was stopped by screams. I could hear it, too, as plain as day.

"Oh my Carlisle!! Are you seriously my Eddiekins?!" a girl said.

"No," Edward said, slowly. "This is Edward Cullen."

" YAY!! My Eddiekins!" The girl said again.

"I'm your WHAT?!" He seemed distressed, and I wanted to rip that lady's head off.

"Our Eddiekins." A different girl was on the phone now.



"Nah, I'll take Jakie-poo over the leech any day." We heard someone yell at us. "EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!" More screaming.

Edward must be glad he couldn't get headaches, because from over here, I think I'll need to take a couple of Advil. SOON!!

Edward could see the horror and stress in my eyes and posture as he paced back and forth at the foot of my bed.

"Listen. I need to talk to Carlisle Cullen – it's an emergency!! Please, if you have any idea where he is, could you let me know?"

"What?" Their tone was questioning his sanity. "You've got to be kidding me. Do you seriously think we would hand you over to Carweasle when we're only a phone line away from the most beautiful, sweet, sensitive, overprotective, cold, immortal, vampire, sexy, hot dude we've ever heard of?! Seriously, if you think we're gonna give up a once-in-a-lifetime chance like this…..go jump off a cliff."

"NO! Don't jump off a cliff!! GIMME THAT!" Someone was obviously taking control of the phone, if you didn't figure that out all on your own, genius. (A/N: JK, JK ;P)

"Hello?" I heard a nice voice. "Edward, are you OK?" she asked again. (A/N: Yes, Mutt-lovers, it's a 'she'. Jacob won't be anywhere in this…..AT ALL!! And if he is, he'll be dead.)

"Yeah, is Carlisle there?"

"Yeah, but he's not available right now. Now, listen to me: I know why you're calling him, and you're the only safe ones. Yes, we have all of them; Emmett, Rosalie, Jasper, Alice, Esme and Carlisle. Now, I want to help you and Bella as much as possible, but you've got to do everything I say - EXACTLY! Got it?"

"Yes."

"Good. Now, I'm not trying to divert you in any way, so trust me. If you do anything I say wrong….well, let's just say that you probably won't live long enough to see what happens next." I shuddered.

"What's your name, anyway? You've gotta tell me that first."

"THAT'S NOT IMPOPRTANT!!" she spat. "Oh, is the stupid lamb there?" She asked, calm again.

"Yeah, just a sec," Edward held out the phone to me. "Bella?" he said, smiling.

I took it and as quick as lightning he was sitting across from me on my bed, staring intently at the cell phone in my shaking hand.

"Hello?" I spoke slowly into the receiver. I swear, I was gonna go deaf with all the screaming that was still in the background.

"Bella? Hey, are you OK?"

"Yeah. I've still got one eardrum intact." I said, trying to lighten up the mood.

It worked; she laughed a laugh that sounded like a baby's cooing. I swear, I've heard that voice before, I thought.

"Well, I'm stealing a car right now, so you shouldn't hear the screaming anymore." I looked at Edward, and his eyes lit up more at that thought, and a faint smile touched his lips.

"What car are you getting?" I asked, smiling.

"Well, we took the rest of your family to LA, so there's a huge variety to choose from….HOLY….!" She screamed in my ear. There goes the other eardrum.

"An Audi R8…." She sighed. (A/N: big sigh I am in love with that car. It's my background on my computer. :D)Then, all I heard on the other end was the sound of an engine roaring to life.

"I'll call you back when you need to hear something." she said. "Oh, and don't go to the Cullen house – it's infested with us, too. Tell Edward – I know he's listening."

"K. See ya later." I said, and the phone line went dead.

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So, how'd I do? Like it, hate it, can't live without it?? LOL, but the next chapter has some fluff in it, but I still hope you like it. :D See you tomorrow on: Dead or Alive? the FanFiction!!

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What are you doing? Why in the name of all that is Twilight are you still here?? CLICK THE LITTLE PURPLE BUTTON AT THE BOTTOM………c'mon, you know you wanna………..I'll give you a cookie……?