Here's a Thanksgiving special for all you "A New Revolution" fans! Just like the Halloween one, this is completely random and has nothing to do with the story. Things might be different such as crack pairings and enemies becoming friends. Enjoy!

A New Revolution

A Resident Evil and OC Story

By SamuraiWriter

Thanksgiving Special: Hell on Earth

Sophie was finally done preparing for her Thanksgiving meal. The table was set, the counters were clean, and the smell of well-cooked food filled the dining room at every corner. Yesterday was filled with nothing but cooking and watching the budget, and today was were Sophie could sit down and eat. All she had to do was wait for Luis, who would be arriving in 5 minutes.

Sophie was dressed in a red tank top with a black skirt and black heels. A golden necklace from her neck, golden earrings swung lightly from her ears, and her hair was tied into a ponytail. A dab of a lip gloss could also be found covering her lips.

Thinking about the wonderful dinner that they were going to have, Sophie squealed with excitement. She clasped her hands together and giggled like a schoolgirl that was about to lose her virginity.

'I can already see it! After having dinner, Luis will take me into the bedroom and make passionate love to me. A couple of days later, I'll find out that I'm pregnant and Luis will become a devoted father. We'll get married and have at least 2 children. We'll name them Serenity and Luis Jr. After our kids grow up, we'll still be together even when we're old. Then, Luis will come to me and persuade me to have sex with him while we're still alive. After having hot, passionate, elderly sex, I find out that Luis died because of the intensity of our love making. After his funeral, I get married again to some guy named Billy Bob just to ease my broken soul, when in turn Billy Bob is gay and runs off with some other guy. I'll then end my suffering by hanging myself, crying out Luis' name before I do. In the end, I get buried right next to Luis and probably some guy who only had one testicle.'

After imagining, Sophie opened her eyes and blinked. "That was…disturbing."

Suddenly, the doorbell rang and Sophie turned around to it with a smile. 'Luis!' she shouted in her head. Sophie hurried to the door. She brushed down her outfit, stole a breath of air, and finally got a grip onto the doorknob and pulled the door open.

"Happy Thanksgiving." Sophie greeted with a smile.

"Thanks!" Kevin replied, walking right into Sophie's house.

Sophie gasped and closed the door after he entered, turning around quickly once he had entered. "K-Kevin?"

Kevin turned around and grinned at her. His attire consisted of a white T-Shirt, black jeans, and white tennis shoes. His brown hair was ruffed up just a bit, letting Sophie know that he didn't care too much about his appearance.

"I knew that you were cooking for Thanksgiving, so I decided to stop by!" Kevin said.

"How did you know I was cooking?" Sophie asked.

"'Cause everybody cooks on Thanksgiving. Duh."

"…" Sophie whimpered.

"Kevin then turned around to look at the house, searching for the food that he desperately desired. Just then, he remembered something. "Oh yeah. Karen's coming in a minute." he said.

Sophie blinked. "Wha?"'

Suddenly, the door burst open and in zoomed Karen, jumping onto Sophie from behind. She was dressed into a pink tank top, black skirt, and white heels. Sophie yelped as Karen tightened her grasp around Sophie's neck. She almost fell to the floor but thankfully Karen held her up.

"Happy Thanksgiving, Sophie!" Karen shouted, pulling her into a tighter hug.

"Happy…Thanks…giving." Sophie managed to get out between breaths.

Finally, Karen let Sophie go, allowing Sophie to regain breathing normally. Karen shut the door walked with her brother around the house, searching for the food. Eventually, they came across it in the dining room, and a cheer for victory was heard from them.

But Sophie was far from happy. She was actually crying inside because her Thanksgiving with Luis was officially ruined. Hopefully, things would work out in the end.

Suddenly, the doorbell rung again. Sophie sprung up with glee on her face. "Luis!" she exclaimed. Sophie grabbed the doorbell and flung the door open.

"Happy Thanksgiving." Sophie said with a blush.

Billy and Rebecca were behind the door, hand in hand. "Happy Thanksgiving!" they shouted, Rebecca's voice being the loudest.

'AHHH!!!!' Sophie screamed through her mind.

"This turkey tastes funny." Leon commented, chewing on the turkey that Chris prepared. Despite the occasion, Leon was dressed in just a slightly wrinkled black T-shirt, black pants, and white and black tennis shoes.

Chris-who was dressed in his green uniform shirt, blue jeans, and black slippers and white socks covered his feet-turned to him with an annoyed look on his face. "You know, if you don't like it you don't have to eat it." Chris said.

"I'm not saying it's bad, I'm just saying that it has a funny taste to it." Leon replied. He then took another bite of turkey from his plate. Chewing, Leon turned to Chris.

"Aren't you going over Sophie's place for Thanksgiving?" Leon asked.

Chris growled quietly and turned back around to Leon, who calmly ate his turkey and waited patiently for his answer. "Shut up." Chris said.

"You know you want to." Leon said. "You want to have sex with her like crazy, don't you?"

"Shut up." Chris ordered.

"You want to invade everywhere on her body if possible, huh?"

"Shut up."

Leon chuckled. "Oh I can see it now. You're saying: 'You ready for this, hun?', and Sophie says: 'Stick it in right there.'.

"Shut up!" Chris yelled in a much louder voice.

Leon's eyes widened just slightly at the tone of Chris' voice. Still, Leon remained with his comments. "Did I hit a sensitive spot?" he asked, his voice sounding like he has no jocular tone in his voice.

Chris placed down the pot and turned to the heater off, breaking off the beans boiling. "At least I have respect for women." Chris said, walking out of the kitchen.

Leon frowned and let out a groan of unsatisfactory. Leon placed his fork down and placed his elbows on the table, clasping his hands together.

"Hey, I have respect for women." Leon said, watching Chris walk out of the kitchen.

At the same time, Ada Wong came up from under the table, letting some of the white table cloth rest on her head. Leon looked down at his crotch and raised an eyebrow, curious at why Ada had "stopped".

"Am I done yet?" Ada asked, frowning. "I've got to get back to my husband."

Leon smirked. "You'll know, Ada. You'll know."

"Happy Thanksgiving, Daddy." Sherry said, smiling at her father. She wore a black tank top, blue jeans, and black tennis shoes. Her head was also covered with a matching black and white kerchief, and a necklace hung from her neck.

Her father, William, sat across from her. He smiled at her and nodded in response. He then began to eat, and Sherry followed afterwards.

"So, have you gotten yourself a boyfriend yet?" William asked, smirking a bit at his daughter.

Sherry swallowed a piece of turkey and glared at her father. "No father, I haven't." she answered.

"Really? I'm surprised those hooters haven't worked any magic yet."

Sherry gasped and threw her fork down on her plate in disgust. "Dad!!"

William stopped eating and looked surprised. "What?" he questioned with food still in his mouth. He swallowed it to give a clear response. "You should be proud of them. You get them from your mother, Annette." he said.

Sherry stared at her father with narrow eyes. "I have breast implants, Dad."

William smiled and nodded. "Yes, and your mother paid for them." he replied.

Sherry sighed. "I hate you so much."

William didn't respond and continued to eat. While chewing, he looked up at Sherry. "Could you pass the greens?"

Meanwhile, Sophie wasn't having the greatest Thanksgiving herself. For one, Luis was late, and her Thanksgiving dinner was ruined by her annoying friends, who had eaten mostly all of her food. The only things left were beans and a little bit of greens. All Sophie could do was sit on her couch and sob.

"Luis…where are you?" Sophie murmured. "Luis…"

"Great food, Sophie!" Kevin called from the living room. "You sure can cook."

Sophie ignored him and sighed. "Where are you, Luis?"

Loud music boomed all over the strip club as the strippers danced for the excited men. As the ladies pleased, the money went flying all over the place.

One of these money givers was Luis who sat in his chair grinning. A blonde stripper seductively danced for him, money stuffed in her revealing outfit.

"You know your stuff, huh? This place sure is crowded." Luis said, looking at the stripper.

The woman nodded. "Today's Thanksgiving, which means that there are gonna be a lot of guys here who don't feel like dealing with their families." she said. "It's like happy hour here."

"Yeah." Luis said, placing another one dollar bill in the lower part of her outfit.

"Hey chica, what's your name?" Luis asked.

"It's Sophia." the stripper answered.

Luis blinked. "Sophia…that name sort of reminds me of someone I know." he muttered.

"Speaking of which, wasn't I suppose to be somewhere?" Luis asked.

"I dunno." Sophia answered.

Luis shrugged his shoulders. "Probably not."

Afterwards, Sophia took off her top and dropped it on Luis, smirking. Luis' eyes barely popped out of their sockets once he saw the woman.

"Oooh! I sure am thankful for this!" Luis shouted. A similar cry was heard from Jack once he saw his stripper take off her top.

End of Special

Shame on Luis! Ah well. I hope you all enjoyed this special, and the next chapter of "A New Revolution" will be up soon. Thank you, and I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving!

P.S. Yesterday, I found out that I didn't win that writing contest I entered a month ago. I was pretty hurt, but encouraging words from my Mother helped me. I'm feeling much better now. I went to a Thanksgiving dinner with my family and that cheered me up a lot.