THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU for the few reviews I got!! Guess how many I got? 2. 2 reviews. How sad is that?!There were a couple people who reviewed the first chapter when I posted the second, so I'll reply to those here, too. But, people, REVIEW!! If you're anonymous, I have anonymous reviews on, so REVIEW!! And, sorry, I lied…..unintentionally!...but I did lie. Jacob is in this chapter, and he's not dead – but ONLY this chapter!!

iluvjasperhalemorehtanedcullen: Thank you! Yeah, so was I, so I got this idea and ran with it.

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And now for the Chapter 2 reviews…..There are 2……sniff

mad-sugar-but-sweet: The ones who read my story – though, it's not very many . Ha ha! I'll update on Thursday with chapter 4.

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Anyway:

DISCLAIMER: I don't own the all-holy Twilight. The all-righteous Stephenie Meyer does…sob

Chapter 3

Lions, Fangirls and Bears – Oh my!

I looked at Edward and he was pacing again. "I swear I've heard that voice before, but where?" he muttered to himself.

"I know! That laugh was cute, but creepy because I've heard it before, but I can't put my finger on where." I said.

That wasn't important, though. Not being suffocated by lack of oxygen from being swarmed by Fangirls of the Twilight Saga was Priority #2. Priority #1 was staying together.

That shouldn't be too awful hard…..right?

"When do you think our mystery fangirl will call again?" I asked impatient. "Don't worry. We'll survive." Edward said, gently crushing me to his chest (A/N: 'gently crushing'……anyone notice the oxymoron?), though he didn't sound so sure.

We sat like that for who knows how long, but eventually he started humming my lullaby and I knew it wouldn't take long for sleep to come. I snuggled closer to him and let unconsciousness have me….

Edward POV:

I never thought anything like this would ever happen – where our secret would get out, worldwide! Alice hadn't seen anything, and if she did, I would've picked it up in her thoughts.

As Bella fell asleep, I decided to listen to people's thoughts around the house. All of a sudden, I heard an unwelcome "voice" – Jacob Black.

Twilight sucks. Eclipse sucks. New Moon sucks – well, no, not really. Most of its all Bella and I, but that's because the leech left her. But, even because of that, she still picks the bloodsucker in Eclipse – she's even gonna marry him! But it's nice to see how she thinks, it's all in her Point Of View…….Ew, what do I smell? Ugh, the parasite – out of my head!!

Against my better judgment, I removed myself from his mind, but I was wanting to read how she thought.

I grabbed Eclipse, but before I could start to read, I heard another mind that was all too familiar.

Hey, Ed-man! What's cracki' lackin'?

Emmett's.

I heard of a series that might make you spaz, but Alice already saw Charlie get it for Bella. Then we got captured by fangirls. I barely survived. But now, I've awakened from the dead! DU, DU-DU DUUUU!!

"What do you want, Emmett?" I whispered, too low for humans to detect. He was on the wall outside Bella's window.

I'm stopping by to say hi to my favorite bro. Can't I do that, or is it against the law?

"I don't care! But Bella's asleep- "

Is she talking yet?!

"Right now, yeah, but- "

"Hi Eddiekins! How's my little obsession?" Emmett had come in and was holding my cheek with his thumb and fore-finger like you would to a baby.

"Get off me and shut up!" I whispered. "Bella's sleeping! She's had enough to deal with today, let her sleep it off."

"Ugh, Edward, gimme my cookie back!" Bella mumbled in her sleep. "You can eat it anyway, so why waste it? GIMME!"

Emmett whisper-laughed. "Yeah, Ed. Give her her cookie back! It's not very nice to steal your girlfriend's cookie. You're restricting her natural rights of eating cookies!" He laughed again.

"Emmett, stop messing with my truck! I don't want there to be green monkeys on it!"

Bella POV:

I woke up all of a sudden, and heard Edward say; "Yeah, Emmett! Leave her truck alone. She doesn't want there to be green monkeys on it!"

I guess I said Emmett was drawing green monkeys on my truck. Emmett just stuck out his tongue at Edward. This was funny! They didn't know I was awake.

And I would just toy with them a little longer.

"Emmett, be nice to Eddie! Put the sledgehammer away!" I mumbled.

"Oh, so now you're hitting me with a sledgehammer?! That's not nice!" Edward said, his tone mocking. I could hear the smile in his voice, and it made me smile.

"Edward, save me from Alice and Rosalie! They're making me go shopping. NO! Anything but that!"

"Don't worry, love. I'll save you." Edward whispered in my ear. He was so darn sweet, that a giggle escaped my mouth, temporarily maiming my perfect façade.

"Why do you always get to save her?" Emmett whined.

"Because I'm her boyfriend, and you're just her brother." Edward stated.

"Edward, pay-back isn't nice. A rocket launcher never solves problems." I made up. Now Emmett could have his 15 minutes of fame.

"HA! You're being mean to me this time!" Emmett gloated.

"So? You probably deserved it." Edward countered.

"Weeeeeee!!" I heard Emmett say. I'm guessing he was on my desk chair and spinning in it. I couldn't hold it anymore – I burst out laughing!

"Well, I always knew your face was funny, but I didn't think it was that funny." Emmett said to Edward.

"It's not Edward's face! It's you guys!" I spoke in between bouts of giggles."From the sledgehammer on, I made things up to get on your nerves."

"I thought you were asleep." Edward said, still shocked.

I laughed again. "And you said I couldn't act!" I hugged Edward, and I felt a vibration on my arm all of a sudden.

In a split second, the cell phone was up to Edward's ear. "Where are you?"

"I'm right around the corner. The TV broke, so Charlie's at Billy's for the game." the fangirl said, slyly.

"Here I come!" and we heard only a dial tone.

Then, we heard car wheel s screech to a halt outside on the driveway. We all dashed outside to meet our helper.

"It's our mystery fangirl, Bella." Edward said to me. The window on the driver's side rolled down. I could make out the figure of a small girl in the seat.

Then, a sweet but demanding voice said "Get in."

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