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Communiqué 10
From: Carly (technochicktrannet)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
Subject: How's the hangover?
From: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
To: Carly (technochicktrannet)
Subject: Re How's the hangover?
It's just fine 'lil lady…. -crawls away to die-
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From: Optimus Prime (optimustrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject:
What's this story about you getting a tattoo Prowl?
From: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
To: Optimus Prime (optimustrannet)
Subject: Re
Something I do not wish to talk about.
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From: HotSpot (tlhotspottrannet)
To: Silverbolt (tlsilverbolttrannet)
Subject: Question
What's your lot getting Spike and Carly?
From: Silverbolt (tlsilverbolttrannet)
To: HotSpot (tlhotspottrannet)
Subject: Re Question
Not sure really. I'm just going to turn them loose in the local mall and see what happens. I've never had to buy a wedding present before.
From: HotSpot (tlhotspottrannet)
To: Silverbolt (tlsilverbolttrannet)
Subject: Re Re Question
Me either. I'm thinking something practical. I know 'Aid's putting together some kind of tool kit, but what to get Carly has us all stumped.
From: Silverbolt (tlsilverbolttrannet)
To: HotSpot (tlhotspottrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Question
Well…she's a girl right? And girls like things that are pink and all frilly and lacy and pretty and stuff, right? So either that or something she can use. Like frying pans or a cook book or something.
From: HotSpot (tlhotspottrannet)
To: Silverbolt (tlsilverbolttrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Question
True. Good idea 'bolt, thanks.
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From: Red Alert (redalerttrannet)
To: Optimus Prime (optimustrannet)
Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Ironhide (ironhidetrannet)
Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
Subject: Operations plan for Spike and Carly's wedding and reception
Attachment: Eventplan.doc
From: Optimus Prime (optimustrannet)
To: Red Alert (redalerttrannet)
Subject: Re Operations plan for Spike and Carly's wedding and reception
Attachment received
Thank you Red Alert, but they haven't been able to finalize a location yet.
From: Red Alert (redalerttrannet)
To: Optimus Prime (optimustrannet)
Subject: Re Re Operations plan for Spike and Carly's wedding and reception
One must always be prepared for contingencies Prime, this is the perfect opportunity for the Decepticons to deal a fatal blow to not only multiple members of the unit here but also to civilians present at the ceremony! There is a plan there for every possible site that Spike and Carly may choose.
From: Optimus Prime (optimustrannet)
To: Red Alert (redalerttrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Operations plan for Spike and Carly's wedding and reception
Thank you Red Alert, I'm sure they will appreciate every precautionary measure that you have thought out.
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From: Sideswipe (handsomedeviltrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject:?
You, a girl and a tattoo, true?
From: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
To: Sideswipe (handsomedeviltrannet)
Subject?
No comment
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From: Smokescreen (bettingbottrannet)
To: Mirage (foxtrottrannet)
Subject: Broker called
The agricultural sector is looking promising. Thoughts?
From: Mirage (foxtrottrannet)
To: Smokescreen (bettingbottrannet)
Subject: Re Broker called
Hm…too risky. One Insecticon attack, or even an Insecticon scare and shares will hit rock bottom.
BTW, what are you getting Spike and Carly?
From: Smokescreen (bettingbottrannet)
To: Mirage (foxtrottrannet)
Subject: Re Re Broker called
Jazz and I are chipping in to get them a holiday cruise. You?
From: Mirage (foxtrottrannet)
To: Smokescreen (bettingbottrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Broker called
A set of lead crystal goblets, champagne flutes, shot glasses, whiskey glasses and port glasses.
From: Smokescreen (bettingbottrannet)
To: Mirage (foxtrottrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Broker called
Very nice.
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From: Brawn (strongbottrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject: So
What's the story about this cute vahine and the tattoo?
From: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
To: Brawn (strongbottrannet)
Subject: Re So
None of your business.
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From: Cosmos (autoufotrannet)
To: Skyfire (gentlegianttrannet)
Subject: Was wondering
Have you heard anything about a weird noise and some lights over Kansas?
From: Skyfire (gentlegianttrannet)
To: Cosmos (autoufotrannet)
Subject: Re Was wondering
No, why?
From: Cosmos (autoufotrannet)
To: Skyfire (gentlegianttrannet)
Subject: Re Re Was wondering
Oh, nothing.
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From: First Aid (hatchetsapprenticetrannet)
To: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
Subject: Hey boss
Exactly how would a transformer get a tattoo?
From: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
To: First Aid (hatchetsapprenticetrannet)
Subject: Re Hey boss
There's a couple of ways. Why?
From: First Aid (hatchetsapprenticetrannet)
To: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
Subject: Re Re Hey boss
Because Prowl got one.
From: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
To: First Aid (hatchetsapprenticetrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Hey boss
…are you serious?
From: First Aid (hatchetsapprenticetrannet)
To: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Hey boss
Yes boss
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From: Fireflight (wingnuttrannet)
To: Trailbreaker (bignblacktrannet)
Subject?
I'm stuck on six across. Six letters and Australian slang for a police informer
From: Trailbreaker (bignblacktrannet)
To: Fireflight (wingnuttrannet)
Subject: Re ?
Fizgig
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From: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
To: Carly (technochicktrannet)
Subject: Forgiven me yet?
Attachment: ImsorryImsorryImsorry.doc
From: Carly (technochicktrannet)
To: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
Subject: Re Forgiven me yet?
Attachment received
No.
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From: Sideswipe (handsomedeviltrannet)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
Subject: Coast is clear
Let's go!
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From: Optimus Prime (optimustrannet)
To: Red Alert (redalerttrannet)
Subject: Any leads?
How's the investigation into who leaked the wedding news going?
From: Red Alert (redalerttrannet)
To: Optimus Prime (optimustrannet)
Subject: Re Any leads?
Nothing as of yet. I have asked several specialists to aid me in the search but so far they have covered their tracks well.
From: Optimus Prime (optimustrannet)
To: Red Alert (redalerttrannet)
Subject: Re Re Any leads?
Very well, keep me posted.
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From: Carly (technochicktrannet)
To: Ironhide (ironhidetrannet)
Subject: Hey Ironhide
I was wondering, since my dad is dead and all, would you like to walk me down the aisle at the wedding and take his place at the ceremony?
From: Ironhide (ironhidetrannet)
To: Carly (technochicktrannet)
Subject: Re Hey Ironhide
Aww shucks. Carly I would be honored to.
From: Carly (technochicktrannet)
To: Ironhide (ironhidetrannet)
Subject: Re Re Hey Ironhide
-grin- Thank you Ironhide!
From: Ironhide (ironhidetrannet)
To: Carly (technochicktrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Hey Ironhide
Heh, you're very welcome little lady.
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From: Trailbreaker (bignblacktrannet)
To: Fireflight (wingnuttrannet)
Subject?
Three across, 29 letters, estimating something as worthless. Any ideas?
From: Fireflight (wingnuttrannet)
To: Trailbreaker (bignblacktrannet)
Subject: Re ?
Floccinaucinihilipilification
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From: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject: Tattoo
Explain.
From: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
To: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
Subject: Re Tattoo
No.
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From: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
To: Carly (technochicktrannet)
Subject: Please love…
Have you forgiven me now?
From: Carly (technochicktrannet)
To: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
Subject: Re Please love...
Bring me a coffee and I'll think about it. I'm in the lab with 'jack and Percy trying to do this stupid seating plan. Prowl's in hiding, otherwise I'd ask him.
From: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
To: Carly (technochicktrannet)
Subject: Re Re Please love…
I'm on my way. Where are you putting Sca…I mean your mother?
From: Carly (technochicktrannet)
To: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Please love…
In the perfect world, next to that creepy uncle from your side of the family. Since I can't, I'm trying to put her where she'll do the least damage.
From: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
To: Carly (technochicktrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Please love…
Stick her next to Killer Granny.
From: Carly (technochicktrannet)
To: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Re Please love…
Do you want to start a war?
From: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
To: Carly (technochicktrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Re Re Please love…
Ah.
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From: Red Alert (redalerttrannet)
To: Grimlock (megrimlocktrannet)
Subject: Security Breach!
A female reporter and one cameraman have crossed the boundary near marker 48!
From: Grimlock (megrimlocktrannet)
To: Red Alert (redalerttrannet)
Subject: Security Breach!
Us Dinobots clobber!
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From: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject: Ok then
Either you come out of that office and let me check that tattoo for you or I guarantee I'll be treating you for a major rust infection within a month
From: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
To: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
Subject: Re Ok then
Will it be sufficient if I tell you how I got it first?
From: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject: Re Re Ok then
We'll see once you've told me.
From: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
To: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Ok then
I helped some people on one of the smaller islands. They adopted me into the tribe. The tattoo is a tribal tattoo.
From: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Ok then
Why do I get the feeling you're not telling me something?
From: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
To: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Re Ok then
I wouldn't know. Feelings are not my strong point.
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From: Mirage (foxtrottrannet)
To: Eject (botonthebleacherstrannet)
Rewind (trivianuttrannet)
Subject: Well well well…
I knew someone had leaked the news about the wedding. I didn't suspect it was you. Now, what to do with this information…
From: Eject (botonthebleacherstrannet)
To: Rewind (trivianuttrannet)
Subject: HIDE!!!
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From: Grimlock (megrimlocktrannet)
To: Red Alert (redalerttrannet)
Subject:
Her April-lady from Channel 6 scared away. Him Slag broke camera.
From: Red Alert (redalerttrannet)
To: Grimlock (megrimlocktrannet)
Subject: Re
Good work Grimlock, well done.
From: Sludge (sludgetrannet)
To: Grimlock (megrimlocktrannet)
Subject:
Should you Grimlock tell him Red Alert about other human in funny armour and green things?
From: Grimlock (megrimlocktrannet)
To: Sludge (sludgetrannet)
Subject: Re
No. Him Red Alert's head break easy. Us Dinobots tell him that, him Wheeljack might not be able to fix it.