Communique 11
From: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
Subject?
Attachment: idea.doc
From: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
Subject: Re ?
No.
From: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
Subject: Re Re ?
Awwwwwwww, pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaassssssseeeeeee
From: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re ?
No. No way in the Pit, no way in hell no no no no and for the last frigging time N.O.
From: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re ?
And stop trying the kicked turbo-pup thing. You look like an idiot.
From: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re ?
But, but, but….it's such a good idea!
From: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Re ?
Do you really want me to come over there and re-arrange that sorry excuse for a face you have?
From: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Re Re ?
But Sunny, it's not illegal or anything. Nobody can get us into trouble for it. It's just some harmless fun for once. Please?
From: Sunstreaker
To: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Re Re Re ?
…
From: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Re Re Re ?
Ok, ok, ok, fine. I'll do it.
You do know how pathetic you look, right?
From: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Re Re Re Re Re ?
Thanks bro!
And yup, I know ; )
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From: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject: So…
What 'zactly did happen on that island o' yours?
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From: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
To: Carly (technochicktrannet)
Subject: Hey babe
How'd the meeting with Red go?
From: Carly (technochicktrannet)
To: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
Subject: Re Hey babe
Kill me now. I can't believe there are so many possible threats in a simple –convention- centre! Let alone a hall, or a warehouse, or an open park, or a hall, or an old drive in cinema, or an empty lot, or even by a lake!
From: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
To: Carly (technochicktrannet)
Subject: Re Re Hey babe
…did he suggest any places we can have the wedding?
From: Carly (technochicktrannet)
To: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Hey babe
Well, he was suggesting we have it inside the Ark itself.
From: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
To: Carly (technochicktrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Hey babe
No way babe. I know how much you wanted an outdoors wedding and you're gonna get one. What about that little clearing in the forest just south of the base? Y'know, the one where we had our first picnic. I've been calling the caterers and I think I've got one that can go anywhere and hasn't been scared off yet by Red's security checks. We can hire chairs and get an awning or a canopy or something, and have the photos there and in a couple of places around the area. I've already got a minister lined up, and there's a few photographers left in the phone book that I can still try. All else fails, we can get Hound to take the pictures. There, problem solved.
From: Carly (technochicktrannet)
To: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Re Hey babe
Spike, you're such a hero when you get going on something ; )
From: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
To: Carly (technochicktrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Re Re Hey babe
Heh, I do my best babe
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From: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject:
Get in here for a friggin' check on that tattoo now!
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From: Grimlock (megrimlocktrannet)
To: Wheeljack (kaboomtrannet)
Subject:
Me Grimlock need help.
From: Wheeljack (kaboomtrannet)
To: Grimlock (megrimlocktrannet)
Subject: Re
Ok, what is it?
From: Grimlock (megrimlocktrannet)
To: Wheeljack (kaboomtrannet)
Subject: Re Re
Me Grimlock want to give him Spike and her Carly weapons for wedding present. But me Grimlock not have any small enough to give.
From: Wheeljack (kaboomtrannet)
To: Grimlock (megrimlocktrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re
I'll be happy to help Grimlock, just bring down some weapons that you'd like to give them and I'll help you make smaller copies of them.
From: Grimlock (megrimlocktrannet)
To: Wheeljack (kaboomtrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re
Thank you Wheeljack! Me Grimlock come down right away!
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From: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
To: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
Subject: Re
My apologies, but I cannot spare the time right now.
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From: Ironhide (ironhidetrannet)
To: Prime (optimustrannet)
Subject?
Is it just me or is there something kinda strange about Sunstreaker today?
From: Prime (optimustrannet)
To: Ironhide (ironhidetrannet)
Subject: Re ?
It is not just you…
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From: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject: Proooowlll
Tell me, please? Pretty please?
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From: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
To: Swoop (swooptrannet)
Subject:
Go find Prowl and haul him into Medical, now!
From: Swoop (swooptrannet)
To: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
Subject: Re
Okay
From: Swoop (swooptrannet)
To: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
Subject: Re Re
Me Swoop not able to find him, anywhere.
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From: Hotspot (tlhotspottrannet)
To: Skyfire (gentlegianttrannet)
Subject: Huh?
…was that Sideswipe or Sunstreaker that just walked past?
From: Skyfire (gentlegianttrannet)
To: Hotspot (gentlegianttrannet)
Subject: Re Huh?
By bodytype it would be Sunstreaker, by personality Sideswipe…I think.
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From: First Aid (hatchetsapprenticetrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject: Uhh…sir?
I um, I think it might be a very very very good idea if you were to make the time come in to get that tattoo checked, um, Ratchet's not exactly pleased that you can't.
From: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
To: First Aid (hatchetsapprenticetrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Uhh…sir?
I see. Unfortunatly, he will just have to wait.
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From: Streetwise (trekkerbottrannet)
To: All Addresses
Subject: Warning
Majorieann Pass is a no-go, that last cloudburst loosened up one too many trees.
From: Prime (optimustrannet)
To: Streetwise (trekkerbottrannet)
Subject: Re Warning
Thank you Streetwise, I'll have a crew clear it by nightfall
From: Ironhide (ironhidetrannet)
To: Prime (optimustrannet)
Subject: Heh
By that you mean the first five unlucky fraggers to misbehave, right?
From: Prime (optimustrannet)
To: Ironhide (ironhidetrannet)
Subject: Re Heh
Perhaps.
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From: Mirage (foxtrottrannet)
To: Smokescreen (bettingbottrannet)
Subject: Broker called
He said that the authorities are starting to get somewhat suspicious about our activities.
From: Smokescreen (bettingbottrannet)
To: Mirage (foxtrottrannet)
Subject: Re Broker called
Hm.. has the tax department figured out how to handle our situation yet?
From: Mirage (foxtrottrannet)
To: Smokescreen (bettingbottrannet)
Subject: Re Re Broker called
No, not yet. Our residency status is still in question.
From: Smokescreen (bettingbottrannet)
To: Mirage (foxtrottrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Broker called
Let me sniff around a bit, I might be able to try something.
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From: Bluestreak (blubottrannet)
To: Hound (lonegreenrangertrannet)
Subject: Ummm…help?
I'm really sorry to bother you Hound but I've lost my present for Spike and Carly. I'd put it in a very safe place so I wouldn't lose it and Red wouldn't freak out and confiscate it or anything, not that I think he would, it doesn't look like it'd be illegal or anything but anyway I was going to take it out to wrap it but I can't find it and I really really need your help.
From: Hound (lonegreenrangertrannet)
To: Bluestreak (blubottrannet)
Subject: Re Ummm…help?
Heh, no worries Blue, I'll be over as soon as I've finished helping Windcharger with making his present
From: Bluestreak (blubottrannet)
To: Hound (lonegreenrangertrannet)
Subject: Re Re Ummm…help?
Cool, thanks Hound I really really really appreciate this. What's 'charger going to give them?
From: Hound (lonegreenrangertrannet)
To: Bluestreak (blubottrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Ummm…help?
I'm not entirely sure at the moment. There's a lot of stuff here and I don't know what all of it is.
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From: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject: Hey Prowl
-pokepokepoke- C'mon man, what happened out there? Y' can't ignore me forever you know.
From: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
Subject: Hey Prowl
I can and I will.
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From: Skydive (furballtrannet)
To: All addresses
Subject: RED ALERT
Scary Lady on approach!
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From: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
To: Carly (technochicktrannet)
Subject: …
….fraggit…
What's she doing here this time?
From: Carly (technochicktrannet)
To: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
Subject: Re…
You said it and I have no clue. Any chance we can say we're not home?
From: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
To: Carly (technochicktrannet)
Subject: Re Re …
It'll never work. Mother-radar. I tried something like that exactly once when Mom was still around and got grounded for a month.
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From: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
To: First Aid (hatchetsapprenticetrannet)
Subject: Oi! You!
Zambuck! Go find Prowl, now!
From: First Aid (hatchetsapprenticetrannet)
To: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
Subject: Re Oi! You!
Yes boss.
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From: Cosmos (autoufotrannet)
To: Gears (grumpandgroantrannet)
Subject: Huh?
…Is it just me or did Sideswipe just answer to the name Sunstreaker?
From: Gears (grumpandgroantrannet)
To: Cosmos (autoufotrannet)
Subject: Re Huh?
It's not just you…
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From: First Aid (hatchetsapprenticetrannet)
To: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
Subject: Re Oi! You!
Sorry boss, I can't find him.
From: First Aid (hatchetsapprenticetrannet)
To: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
Subject: Re Re Oi! You!
&#$!!!
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From: Carly (technochicktrannet)
To: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
Subject: -headdesk-
…I don't think I can take this any more… First she tries to organize the wedding, now she turns up here with…that…that…-thing-
From: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
To: Carly (technochicktrannet)
Subject: Re –headdesk-
I know what you mean babe. I mean, sure, it's a nice wedding dress, but I think you'll smother in all that stuff.
From: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
To: Carly (technochicktrannet)
Subject: Re –headdesk-
Dad just suggested we elope. Skydive owes me one, so he can fly us to Las Vegas and we can be back and safely married before dinner.
From: Carly (technochicktrannet)
To: Spike (autobotsquishytrannet)
Subject: Re Re -headdesk-
Tempting…very very tempting at this point...oh so tempting…
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From: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject: -pokepoke-
C'mon, tell me Prowl. You know I won't stop nagging 'till you do ; )
From: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
Subject: Re –pokepoke-
Jazz! Will you just let it be? Please?
From: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject: Re Re -pokepoke-
Somebody's embarrassed!
From: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re –pokepoke-
I am not embarrassed!
From: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re -pokepoke-
Prowl man, you are so embarrassed. Don't deny it.
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From: Red Alert (redalerttrannet)
To: Grimlock (megrimlocktrannet)
Subject: Report
What is the status of the integrity of the security net around the Ark? How many media personnel have gotten through?
From: Grimlock (megrimlocktrannet)
To: Red Alert (redalerttrannet)
Subject: Re Report
Security net fine. Us Dinobots are bored. No more reporters are coming.
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From: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
Subject: ROTFL!
Didja see the looks on their faces! Toldja it was a good idea. C'mon, admit it bro, it was a good idea XD
From: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
Subject: Re ROTFL!
I admit nothing.
From: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
Subject: Re Re ROTFL!
D : Hey! That's my line!
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From: Air Raid (skykingtrannet)
To: Blades (chopperbottrannet)
Subject: Hey chopperface!
I never figured you for a pansy, -volunteering- to go on a PR to the children's hospital
From: Blades (chopperbottrannet)
To: Air Raid (skykingtrannet)
Subject: Re Hey chopperface!
Yeah? Well unlike some people I can get my head out of my afterburners long enough to make some sick children's day a little better.
From: Slingshot (seekerhuntertrannet)
To: Air Raid (skykingtrannet)
Subject:
Oohh BURN!
From: Air Raid (skykingtrannet)
To: Slingshot (seekerhuntertrannet)
Subject: Re
Shut up.
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From: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject: pleasepleaseplease
Can you tell me please?
Btw- the camouflage netting's slipped. Just thought I should mention that ;)
From: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
Subject: Re pleasepleaseplease
Alright FINE! First I must have your word that this will go no further than you.
From: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject: Re Re pleasepleaseplease
Scout's honour :D
From: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re pleasepleaseplease
What happened was that I was on one of the smaller and more remote islands. It got hit by the tail end of a tropical cyclone and there was a mud slide. I helped rescue several villagers and rebuild the village. The chief wanted to adopt me into the tribe as a son in law. I convinced him that an alternative would work better and had to be tattooed instead to show it.
From: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re pleasepleaseplease
What was the alternative?
From: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Re pleasepleaseplease
He made me one of his sons. I am currently ninth in line for the cheiftanship.
From: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Re Re pleasepleaseplease
Ha! I toldja the stuff I gave you before you left would come in handy!
And you did find a cute wahine after all, right? ; )
From: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
To: Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Re Re Re pleasepleaseplease
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