AN: Thanks for all the reviews! Here is chapter 11.

NOTE: I do not look over my chapters. Sorry for any mistakes.

ANOTHER NOTE (MUST READ): There is really no plot in this chapter. Nothing is important.

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, Stephenie Meyer does.

Chapter 11:

Emmett POV:

Yes! Finally! It's lunch time! HM...I wonder if there's any good food here. Let's see...mashed potatoes! Wait...it's moving...oh well! HM...soggy French fries? Looks gross, but I'll try it. Ew...this ham has mold...I'll try that too! What else is there? Jello, turkey, pizza...I'll just get everything! I grabbed all of the food and brought it to the cash register.

"Twenty dollars please." The cashier said. Only twenty dollars? What a deal!

"Here you go, keep the change." I ran over to Bella. "Bella! Bella! Look at my food! Isn't it yummy looking?" Bella looked at me disgusted...I don't know why.

"Emmett...have you noticed all of your food is either moldy or...just gross looking?"

"Yes...but maybe it's good! You can't judge a book by its cover Bella!"

"Whatever Em. Hurry up and finish your food, we've got lunch duty." Bella walked away to a little kid, leaving me alone to finish all the food.

I sat down and grabbed the mashed potatoes...it was still moving...I stabbed it with my fork and stuffed it in my mouth before it could crawl away. It was actually pretty good, so I shoved everything else inside my mouth. A slight dirty socks flavor...but it was still good! I wonder if I can get some more...

BPOV:

I saw Emmett cover his mouth and then run off the the bathrooms. I'm guessing he had eaten that food. Figures. I walked over to a little girl with her hand raised.

"Yes? Can I help you?"

"Um...Miss. Bella, can I have a fork?" she asked shyly.

"Sure." As I went over to grab a fork, a slice of pizza flew past my face.

"FOOD FIGHT!" Emmett exclaimed and chucked a bowl of peas onto a boy's head. A moment later, food was flying all over the place.

"Emmett! You idiot, what did you do?!" I shouted at him. He was about to dump milk on a girl's head.

"I started a food fight." He stated simply.

"You started it, now it's your problem! Stop it Emmett!" I shouted.

"Fine." Emmett grumbled and grabbed a banana off a tray. "Halt! All of you stop or I'll shoot!" He helf up his banana like a gun and aimed it at a boy in the back. "Drop the food, or the boy gets it." Emmett threatened. All of the food dropped from the little kids' hands. "Good. Return to your lunches now." Emmett dropped the banana to the ground. "See Bella? Easy as pie!"

"Good job Em. Who knew a banana could stop a fight?" I didn't think the kids would believe it, boy was I wrong.

"You underestimate me Bella. I am Emmett. I can do anything I set my mind upon."

"Can you talk and sound like Rose?" I asked sarcastically.

Emmett took a deep breath. "Emmett! I love you! You're so strong and amazing! Your so much better than Edward! He's such a prude!" My jaw dropped. He sounded exactly like Rose.

"How...How did you do that?" I asked when I finally managed to talk again.

"Skills Bella, skills." Emmett said and walked away.

That has the be the weirdest thing I've ever experienced.

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AN: How was it? Give me your feedback by reviewing (please?). The next chapter, or the chapter after that will be going back to them being famous and dealing with all that stuff. I've finally got a plot =) Sorry if this chapter didn't really fit in, lol. Anyway...REVIEW!