A/N: Ok, it's the 'con's turn now. Yes I know this is quite late, but ffnet throws a fit each time I upload these things
Decepticon Communiqué
From: Starscream (skykingnemesisnet)
To: Skywarp (blinkandyoumissmenemesisnet)
Thundercracker (rollingthundernemesisnet)
Subject: One of you get out here!
It's time for patrol.
From: Skywarp (blinkandyoumissmenemesisnet)
To: Thundercracker (rollingthundernemesisnet)
Subject: Oi!
Ack, patrol in the rain. Your turn.
From: Thundercracker (rollingthundernemesisnet)
To: Skywarp (blinkandyoumissmenemesisnet)
Subject: Re Oi!
No it's not, it's your turn.
From: Skywarp (blinkandyoumissmenemesisnet)
To: Thundercracker (rollingthundernemesisnet)
Subject: Re Re Oi!
I did it last time! It's your fragging turn!
From: Thundercracker (rollingthundernemesisnet)
To: Skywarp (blinkandyoumissmenemesisnet)
Subject: Re Re Re Oi!
Oh yeah? Make me.
From: Skywarp (blinkandyoumissmenemesisnet)
To: Thundercracker (rollingthundernemesisnet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Oi!
I will!
From: Ramjet (bot-killernemesisnet)
To: Skywarp (blinkandyoumissmenemesisnet)
Thundercracker (rollingthundernemesisnet)
Subject: Hey!
Keep it down over there! Some of us are trying to get some recharge!
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From: Hook (constructiconhooknemesisnet)
To: Scrapper (constructiconscrappernemesisnet)
Subject: The plans are ready for inspection
Though I doubt there are any faults it is prudent to have a second set of optics look it over before it is presented to Megatron.
From: Scrapper (constructiconscrappernemesisnet)
To: Hook (constructiconhooknemesisnet)
Subject: Re The plans are ready for inspection
Indeed it is. I will be down shortly. Have you been able to draw up a requisition list for this latest mega-weapon?
From: Hook (constructiconhooknemesisnet)
To: Scrapper (constructiconscrappernemesisnet)
Subject: Re Re The plans are ready for inspection
Yes, and before you feel the need to ask, yes I have included the list of secondary but no less important items that we would not otherwise be able to get.
From: Scrapper (constructiconscrappernemesisnet)
To: Hook (constructiconhooknemesisnet)
Subject: Re Re Re The plans are ready for inspection
Good. The efficiency of getting these components this way almost makes up for the inconvenience of having to design a new weapon first.
From: Hook (constructiconhooknemesisnet)
To: Scrapper (constructiconscrappernemesisnet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re The plans are ready for inspection
I quite agree.
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From: Frenzy (frenzynemesisnet)
To: Rumble (rumblenemesisnet)
Subject:
Hey! Get back on your side!
From: Rumble (rumblenemesisnet)
To: Frenzy (frenzynemesisnet)
Subject: Re
I'm not on your side! You're on my side!
From: Frenzy (frenzynemesisnet)
To: Rumble (rumblenemesisnet)
Subject: Re Re
No I'm not, you are!
From: Rumble (rumblenemesisnet)
To: Frenzy (frenzynemesisnet)
Subject: Re Re Re
You are, move it!
From: Frenzy (frenzynemesisnet)
To: Rumble (rumblenemesisnet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re
Hey! What was that for?!
From: Rumble (frenzynemesisnet)
To: Frenzy (rumblenemesisnet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Re
To get you back on your side.
From: Frenzy (rumblenemesisnet)
To: Rumble (frenzynemesisnet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Re Re
Oh yeah? Let's see how you like it!
From: Lazerbeak (no1birdnemesisnet)
To: Rumble (frenzynemesisnet)
Frenzy (rumblenemesisnet)
Subject: Stop that!
It's already cramped enough as it is in here without you two adding to it
From: Rumble (rumblenemesisnet)
To: Laserbeak (no1birdnemesisnet)
Subject: You stay outta this!
From: Frenzy (frenzynemesisnet)
To: Laserbeak (no1birdnemesisnet)
Subject: Yeah, what he said!
From: Soundwave
To: Frenzy (frenzynemesisnet)
Rumble (rumblenemesisnet)
Laserbeak (no1birdnemesisnet)
Subject: Stop bickering immediately.
From: Vortex (reapthewirlwindnemesisnet)
To: Swindle (moneymechnemesisnet)
Subject: Hey..
Was it just me or was Soundwave swaying on his feet like he was overcharged or something? You think he is?
From: Swindle (moneymechnemesisnet)
To: Vortex (reapthewirlwindnemesisnet)
Subject: Re Hey..
You idiot! He can hear us! Oh slaggit, he's looking over here, move it!
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From: Astrotrain (astrotrainnemesisnet)
To: Blitzwing (boomnemesisnet)
Subject: Eh?
What's got you so happy?
From: Blitzwing (boomnemesisnet)
To: Astrotrain (astrotrainnemesisnet)
Subject: Re Eh?
Hehehe, put three tallymarks by my name. I just took down both twins and that Special Ops. They'll be picking up the pieces for –weeks-
From: Astrotrain (astrotrainnemesisnet)
To: Blitzwing (boomnemesisnet)
Subject: Re Re Eh?
Terminated?
From: Blitzwing (boomnemesisnet)
To: Astrotrain (astrotrainnemesisnet)
Subject: Re Re Re Eh?
Nah, wasn't that lucky. But they'll be out of battle for weeks
From: Astrotrain (astrotrainnemesisnet)
To: Blitzwing (boomnemesisnet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Eh?
Heh, perfect reason to drink anyway.
From: Blitzwing (boomnemesisnet)
To: Astrotrain (astrotrainnemesisnet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Re Eh?
My thoughts exactly
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From: Onslaught (comabticononslaughtnemesisnet)
To: Blast Off (opticintheskynemesisnet)
Subject: Report
Any activity on the West Coast?
From: Blast Off (opticintheskynemesisnet)
To: Onslaught (comabticononslaughtnemesisnet)
Subject: Re Report
The only thing even remotely suspicious was a dark 1984 Trans-Am tearing down the Interstate like a cyber wolf with it's tail on fire. No Autobot movement and a fragging lot of scrap floating around up here.
From: Onslaught (comabticononslaughtnemesisnet)
To: Blast Off (opticintheskynemesisnet)
Subject: Re Re Report
Very well. Move onto the next quadrant.
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From: Buzzsaw (killerbirdienemesisnet)
To: Ravage (blackcatnemesisnet)
Subject:
…what in the stars are you doing?
From: Ravage (blackcatnemesisnet)
To: Buzzsaw (killerbirdienemesisnet)
Subject: Re
Hunting, what do you expect? It is my nature after all.
From: Buzzsaw (killerbirdienemesisnet)
To: Ravage (blackcatnemesisnet)
Subject: Re Re
Well could you save it until we get away from the Autobot base? You saw how those three Blitzwing hit looked. They won't be treating either of us as nicely as last time if they catch us.
From: Ravage (blackcatnemesisnet)
To: Buzzsaw (killerbirdienemesisnet)
Subject: Re Re Re
I do not get caught, you know that.
From: Buzzsaw (killerbirdienemesisnet)
To: Ravage (blackcatnemesisnet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re
Oh yeah? What about that first infiltration after we woke up?
From: Ravage (blackcatnemesisnet)
To: Buzzsaw (killerbirdienemesisnet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Re
…those were special circumstances.
From: Buzzsaw (killerbirdienemesisnet)
To: Ravage (blackcatnemesisnet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Re Re
Pardon me for borrowing Rumble's phrase, but, 'yeah, right.'