Communiqué 13
From: Carly (technochicktrannet)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
Subject: Hey guys
How are you feeling?
From: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
To: Carly (technochicktrannet)
Subject: Re Hey guys
Not too bad all things considered, thanks. Goldie is finally recharging and you should hear some of the stuff Jazz is spouting off
From: Carly (technochicktrannet)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
Subject: Re Re Hey guys
Has Ratchet still got him on those meds?
From: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
To: Carly (technochicktrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Hey guys
Yep. He's weaning him off 'em now that he's got all his limbs back and won't get all panicky. Don't you worry about him, he'll be fine.
From: Carly (technochicktrannet)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Hey guys
Ok, thanks Sideswipe
From: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
To: Carly (technochicktrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Re Hey guys
No problem babe ; )
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From: Admin (trantrannet)
To: All addresses
Subject: Warning
System maintenance will be carried out at 1700 hrs. Some system disruption may occur. Please switch to other communication systems should this occur.
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From: Groove (gowiththeflowtrannet)
To: Beachcomber (rocksbottrannet)
Subject:
Dude!
From: Beachcomber (rocksbottrannet
To: Groove (gowiththeflowtrannet)
Subject: Re
Dude!
From: Groove (gowiththeflowtrannet)
To: Beachcomber (rocksbottrannet
Subject: Re Re
Dude?
From: Beachcomber (rocksbottrannet
To: Groove (gowiththeflowtrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re
Totally dude.
From: Groove (gowiththeflowtrannet)
To: Beachcomber (rocksbottrannet
Subject: Re Re Re Re
Dude.
From: Sludge (sludgetrannet)
To: Groove (gowiththeflowtrannet)
Subject?
What dude?
From: Groove (gowiththeflowtrannet)
To: Sludge (sludgetrannet)
Subject: Re ?
We're going to watch surfer movies tonight. Want to join us?
From: Sludge (sludgetrannet)
To: Groove (gowiththeflowtrannet)
Subject: Re Re ?
Me come.
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From: Red Alert (redalerttrannet)
To: Optimus Prime (optimustrannet)
Subject: Regarding the press
Attachment: Pressrelease.doc
In order to stave off the human media and their incessant pestering about Spike and Carly's wedding, I have been in contact with a femme from the news agency on Cybertron, a reporter by the name of Headline, and prepared a suitable press release.
From: Optimus Prime (optimustrannet)
To: Red Alert (redalerttrannet)
Subject: Re Regarding the press
Attachment received
Thank you Red Alert, I will read it as soon as I get a chance.
From: Optimus Prime (optimustrannet)
To: Ironhide (ironhidetrannet)
Subject:
Fwd Attachment: Pressrelease.doc
Please read through this and make sure it's ok for release.
From: Ironhide (ironhidetrannet)
To: Optimus Prime (optimustrannet)
Subject: Re
Attachment received
Will do Prime. Jazz ain't going anywhere for a while so I'll get him to take a look too.
From: Optimus Prime (optimustrannet)
To: Ironhide (ironhidetrannet)
Subject: Re Re
Thank you
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From: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
Subject: Oh slag…
…I just realised something.
From: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
Subject: Re Oh slag…
…I am so tempted to say something that'll get me so flattened X D
From: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
Subject: Re Re Oh slag…
Don't be an idiot, this is serious! If we're not able to take the bridal party that means that Tracks is going to!
From: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Oh slag…
…
…not gonna happen.
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From: Pipes (packrattrannet)
To: Carly (technochicktrannet)
Subject: Guess what
From: Carly (technochicktrannet)
To: Pipes (packrattrannet)
Subject: Re Guess what
What?
From: Pipes (packrattrannet)
To: Carly (technochicktrannet)
Subject: Re Re Guess what
You know your poofy froufrou dress?
From: Carly (technochicktrannet)
To: Pipes (packrattrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Guess what
…you didn't
From: Pipes (packrattrannet)
To: Carly (technochicktrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Guess what
I did. It's framed and hanging on the wall now.
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From: Grimlock (megrimlocktrannet)
To: Swoop (swooptrannet)
Subject:
You Swoop take a look at him Sludge.
From: Swoop (swooptrannet)
To: Grimlock (megrimlocktrannet)
Subject: Re
What wrong with him Sludge?
From: Grimlock (megrimlocktrannet)
To: Swoop (swooptrannet)
Subject: Re Re
Him Sludge have problem with vocal unit. Say 'Dude' all the time.
From: Swoop (swooptrannet)
To: Grimlock (megrimlocktrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re
Okay. Me go find him now.
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From: Grapple (grappletrannet)
To: Hoist (autobothoisttrannet)
Subject: Inventory
…I think I may cheerfully strangle whoever stocked these shelves last. I have five inch bolts in with the three inch screws, motor relays and neural relays in the same box, raw materials for fabrication stacked anywhere and Primus knows what else is missing or unaccounted for!
From: Hoist (autobothoisttrannet)
To: Grapple (grappletrannet)
Subject: Re Inventory
Oh dear. Let me round up any stray bodies that are hanging around and I will come to assist you shortly.
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From: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
To: Cosmos (autoufotrannet)
Subject: Explanation please
Link: reuters. com News.CropCirclesfoundinKansaswheatfield. aspx
From: Cosmos (autoufotrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject: Re Explanation please
It wasn't me this time! I was monitoring Central Mongolia when that happened!
From: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
To: Cosmos (autoufotrannet)
Subject: Re Re Explanation please
'this time' ?
From: Admin (trantrannet)
To: Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Subject: Error
Message failed. Message recipient in communication black zone.
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From: Smokescreen (bettingbottrannet)
To: Mirage (foxtrottrannet)
Subject: Problem
Broker just called. General Motors are holding a stockholders meeting and we have to attend this time. How on earth are we going to handle this?
From: Mirage (foxtrottrannet)
To: Smokescreen (bettingbottrannet)
Subject: Re Problem
Bother…
Let me get back from patrol first and we'll figure something out.
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From: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
To: First Aid (hatchetsapprenticetrannet)
Subject: You! Here!
'Aid, get in here and take over. I'm taking a mental health day.
From: First Aid (hatchetsapprenticetrannet)
To: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
Subject: Re You! Here!
Huh? What..what?
From: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
To: First Aid (hatchetsapprenticetrannet)
Subject: Re Re You! Here!
I have two Lamborghinis determined to walk out of here next week and a Porsche going through withdrawal. I'm going on Hound and Skyfire's little PR trip. I need to get out of here to save what little sanity I have left.
From: First Aid (hatchetsapprenticetrannet)
To: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re You! Here!
…somehow I think it's going to take more than a day to fix that boss.
From: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
To: First Aid (hatchetsapprenticetrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re You! Here!
…you must really be looking forward to inventory for the next three weeks.
From: First Aid (hatchetsapprenticetrannet)
To: Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Re You! Here!
0.0! I'm on my way now boss!
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From: Wheeljack (kaboomtrannet)
To: Perceptor (perceptortrannet)
Subject: Right
You ready to tackle this maintenance job on 'tran yet?
From: Perceptor (perceptortrannet)
To: Wheeljack (kaboomtrannet)
Subject: Re Right
Yes, I am suitably prepared. I will meet you at Teletran in two minutes.
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From: Hotspot (tlhotspottrannet)
To: Silverbolt (tlsilverbolttrannet)
Subject: See it yet?
From: Silverbolt (tlsilverbolttrannet)
To: Hotspot (tlhotspottrannet)
Subject: Re See it yet?
If by that you mean the latest trophy in the lounge, then yup
From: Hotspot (tlhotspottrannet)
To: Silverbolt (tlsilverbolttrannet)
Subject: Re Re See it yet?
Heh, looks like the frou-frou dress died hard ; )
From: Silverbolt (tlsilverbolttrannet)
To: Hotspot (tlhotspottrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re See it yet?
But it did die. I think that's what really matters to Carly ; )
From: Hotspot (tlhotspottrannet)
To: Silverbolt (tlsilverbolttrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re See it yet?
Heh, yup
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From: Hound (lonegreenrangertrannet)
To: Skyfire (gentlegianttrannet)
Subject?
You seen Ratchet?
From: Skyfire (gentlegianttrannet)
To: Hound (lonegreenrangertrannet)
Subject: Re ?
Yes I have, he is currently over in the north east end of the park. I believe he's been cornered by those two women we saw earlier
From: Hound (lonegreenrangertrannet)
To: Skyfire (gentlegianttrannet)
Subject: Re Re ?
Which two? There's been a few of them ; )
From: Skyfire (gentlegianttrannet)
To: Hound (lonegreenrangertrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re ?
I believe it was the woman with the corgi and the bicycle and the woman with that miniature Australian sheepdog or whatever it was.
From: Hound (lonegreenrangertrannet)
To: Skyfire (gentlegianttrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re ?
Heh, really? I think that's the last we're going to see of him for a long time. We'll go rescue him when it's time to roll out.
From: Skyfire (gentlegianttrannet)
To: Hound (lonegreenrangertrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re Re ?
Uh..ok. Whatever you say.
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From: Ironhide (ironhidetrannet)
To: Optimus Prime (optimustrannet)
Prowl (autobotprowltrannet)
Jazz (dajazzmantrannet)
Ratchet (cmowithahatchettrannet)
Red Alert (redalerttrannet)
Subject: Important
Just got a transmission from some Pentagon hotshot Brigadier General O'Neill, there's a project that they've got running an--
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"….bugger."
"My sentiments exactly Wheeljack."