hey, wow, thanks for commenting, and i would really appreciate it if people did because it would be good to know how i can improve and stuff. i probably shoudl say, that this is not bella, and its going to get confusign :P


"You got my passport" I shouted down my phone, I wasn't angry, just my surroundings were loud and the signal was bad.

"Well according to the details on here it is Carla Harris'" Harry said, mocking if not a little pedantic. Harry was the one stop shop for anything to be created or faked, that guy was a legend, an artistic genius, and in a way, I sort of loved him, brotherly love that is.

"Ok then, if you want to be like that, THE passport, where am I meeting you?" I asked.

"Normal place"

"Ok, cool, see you there in ten" I closed my phone, and moved my way quicker through the crowds getting closer to the back streets of London. I glanced around, empty, I began to run, not RUN run, too risky, way too risky, i lay low, thats why London's great because there is 6 million people, all in one city not wanting to look anyone else in the eye. Perfect.

I turned the final corner and smiled as the tall dark figure began to walk towards me "exactly ten minuets" he smiled "perfect timing as usual"

"I would love to stay and chat, but I got a plane to catch" I hurried him, three hours and counting.

"of course, well here you go" he handed over the goods, one American passport, in the name of Carla Harris.

"and here you go" I handed over the envelope stuffed full of twenties. He took a glance in there. "you trust me don't you" I accused if a bit sarcastically.

"of course I do, well I believe we both have business to do" it seemed it was now him who is in a rush. "have fun in the states"

"thanks, I will" I went to give him a quick hug, we were what you may call friends, though he was somewhat of the mortal side of things (I hadn't eaten him yet, impressed?).

"bye" I waved as I exited the alley.

"bye jenny," wow, he had used my real name.

Flights bore me, I would sleep on them, but I cant. I was so well, bored, and the midde aged, overweight balding man sitting next to me might not survive the whole trip if he carries on snoring like a malfunctioning hair dryer. I'd been on a lot of flights recently, little business trips I liked to call them, I would research things on them. I'd been to Alaska, and the amazon and italy. God did they talk in Italy, that little group thing, vutiry, or what ever stupid name they called themselves, ask them one question abou the cullens and they are off on one. nothing gets someone talking like resentment, Aro 'saw' that my wishes towards them weren't in the greatest of kindness and started acting like we were best budies. Whats that phrase, the enemy of my enemy is my friend. Well to be honest i dont care, he gave me as much information as I needed (and more, a lot more). I had compiled a fact file, mentally because if I had written it down, someone would be bound to pick it up, then it would be straight on with the straight jacket.

Carlisle - the oldest vampire, doctor, blonde, compassionate, father like figure,

Esme - loving, mother of the family, changed by Carlisle, they are a couple

Rosalie - apparently amazingly beautiful, self centred and would give anything to go back to being human,

Emmett - really strong vampire, is with Rosalie

Edward - mind reader, among other things

Bella - newest vampire, though apparently very good at it, she can block other peoples powers, but I don't really care because as far as I'm aware I don't have any. Met and fell in love with Edward when she was human, he changed her.

Baby Cullen - has some ridiculously long name, biological daughter of Edward and Bella Cullen, because that's what happens when you shag humans without protection you stupid vampire (I always use a condom) can give you visions when she touches you.

Jasper - has control over emotions, has somewhat had a 'difficult' up bringing into the world of vampires, until he joined the Cullen clan

And lastly

Alice- has the gift of seeing the future, is together with jasper.

They are all 'vegetarian' which is a concept which honestly makes my laugh.

Then there are that random pack of not really were-wolf, were-wolves and that's about it.

I knew more then that, just that's the need to know stuff. I had a plan to almost cover all the problems, the main ones being Edward and Alice. I planned to think in Swahili so he cant understand my thoughts, and as for Alice well I haven't really thought of what I'm going to do, which I guess works for me, because if I don't know, neither does she.

I ambled my way through the forests to forks, not really thinking about going to forks, or making a decision to because well Alice. I heard the hum of a Ferrari near by, people round here seem to have a good taste in cars. Maybe I should see where I am. So I lied when I said ambling, its more like running, really running, the sort I don't get to do back in Britain because there's no real forest that doesn't have obseen amount of dog walkers going through it.

I wasn't that far away as it seems, less then a minute, I would just keep ambling.

I slowed when I got to the welcome to forks, please drive carefully sign. It said something like that, I didn't really read it. so now I was actually ambling around the streets until I stopped at an outdoors store. I walked in, not really knowing what I was doing, because I didn't have a plan. The shop was reletivaly empty, it was just me and the person at the till. I checked my reflection, just to make sure my contacts were still working and walked towards the checkout. The man at the till seemed to be in his mid twenties, and quite bored. "hello how may I help you" he said, phrases like that just drive me crazy, but I maintained my smile.

"erm, I think my friends live round her" I told him, disgusing my English accent with a quite impressive American one.

"oh," he smiled, probably happy that hes not having to answer some nonsence question about camping rope "who are you looking for, I might know them"

"the cullens" his expression changed when I said that name, I knew they did try to fit in as normal humans, but they probably still would be thought of as a little weird.

"yes, I think I know them, I'll give you directions" he paused, I didn't miss the look he gave me up and down "actually it's quite hard to find them, it might be easier if I give you a lift, we're just about to close" at 12:30, seems like it.

"suits me" it might be could to get to know him a little.

"so whats your name" he asked me,

I think I better give him my real one, its not like hes going to be seeing my slightly illigitamet id. "I'm jenny, whats your's"

"mike"