Disclaimer: Itachi, Kisame and the rest of the Akatsuki belong to the genius Kishimoto... though it was not smart killing them all off. I own nothing

Ch 7- Operation sushi day 5: Meet Jake, the Jashinist Bunny

The front door slammed open and shut causing everyone in the hide out to look up alarmed. Hidan's smirking form walks into the living room holding something close to his chest.

Upon further inspection, it shows to be a bunny. Hidan the crazy zealot is holding a small bunny in his arms. Everyone stares wide eyed at the strange scene before them.

Deidara leans in and whispers to Konan, "I hope that's an actual bunny and not Kakuzu in disguise."

Konan glares and elbows Dei in the stomach to shut him up. Itachi stares confused, upset that his nap on Kisame's lap was disturbed because of a little bunny.

Finally fed up with the silence Deidara speaks up. "Hidan why is there a bunny in your arms?"

"Well after my bloody ritual for Jashin-sama at the end of my mission, I saw this bunny; though the cool thing is that this fucking rabbit is a Jashinist too."

Everyone stared at him as if Hidan had grown a second head. He sighed and tried to explain to everyone.

"After I finished my ritual I saw this bunny in a Jashinist symbol made of blood and a dead fox near him. He was not snow white like he is now. He looked like I do during a ritual, so I decided to keep him."

"Wait so you're saying that bunny looked like a panda laying in a bloody triangle?" Konan asked staring at him disbelieving.

"He did not look like a fucking panda." Hidan yelled at the blue haired woman.

"But you said he looked like you un." Deidara stated.

Hidan glared at the two his normal magenta eyes turning a darker colour. "Look all I'm saying is that Jake here is a Jashinist like me, so I'm keeping him."

"Wait you named him Jake?" Kisame asked, disapproving of the name.

"Better than Mr. Pickles." Hidan muttered, earning a hiss from the kitty.

"So now the evil organization Akatsuki is hosting a kitty and a bunny... really?" Sasori asked shaking his head.

Deidara looked over at his lover cutely. "Well I think it's great. It's totally unexpected un," Deidara smirked. "You think anyone found out they'd believe it?"

Sasori just shook his head and got up. "Where you going Danna?" Deidara asked. Sasori looked back and sighed.

"I'm not staying around any longer. I can tell something bad or stupid is about to happen."

Everyone just watched Sasori leave, puzzling what he meant by that. Jake the bunny then hops out of Hidan's arms and hops over to Itachi. The two animals look at one another, Itachi slowly getting annoyed.

After a moment or two of silence, Itachi hisses at the stupid rabbit. To his surprise, the rabbit jumps for him. Itachi, being the ninja cat he is, jumps away just in time, leaving Kisame the victim of the psychotic bunny attack.

"WHAT THE FUCK?! HIDAN YOU RETARDED BUNNY JUST ATTACKED ME!" Kisame freaked jumping up off the couch. Jake lands safely on the ground, glaring at Itachi.

Jake lunges at Itachi again, only to land into the coffee table since Itachi just slightly got out of the idiot bunny's way.

'Heh that was slow, just like Hidan' Itachi thought smugly.

"Well seems Jake is just like me," Hidan smirked. "He hates that stupid cat too."

Itachi hissed at Hidan while Kisame glared. "I didn't think it possible but you seemed to have found the one animal just as moronic as you Hidan." The shark man said picking up Itachi.

Hidan was about to make a retort when Jake hopped on over and jumped up to Hidan's arms. He smirked, "You just fucking jealous because my pet is better than yours."

"Pfft whatever Hidan. Pickles here is far more intelligent than your dumb animal." With that said, Hidan and Kisame walk off to their separate rooms, their pets in hand glaring at one another.

Konan and Deidara sat alone staring at the direction the two left and then at one another.

"What just happened un?"

"Hidan found a crazy religious bunny and now Kisame and Hidan are feuding over who has the better pet..."

"Whoa Danna was right."

The two looked grimly at one another, both hoping that this will not add complications to their already seemingly doomed plan.