Disclaimer: Itachi, Kisame and the rest of the Akatsuki belong to the genius Kishimoto... though it was not smart killing them all off. I own nothing

Ch 8- Operation sushi day 6: Truth or Dare

"Hey Kisame un!" Deidara said cheerfully walking into the kitchen. Kisame looked up from eating his Chum O's and saw Deidara sit down in front of him.

"Why you so cheerful Deidara, you're not normally a morning person." Kisame said.

Deidra shrugged his shoulders. "I don't know. Guess I woke up on the right side of the bed."

Kisame just shrugged his shoulders and returned to his breakfast. Deidara glanced at the floor and saw Itachi eating some tuna. He sniggered, enjoying the mission until he realized what day it was.

'Oh crap! The jutsu will wear off tomorrow and Kisame still doesn't love Itachi un!' Deidara leapt out of his chair and ran out of the kitchen to get some reinforcements.

"Man what's with him? He so moody, and yet he tells us he's not a woman. He has more mood swings then Konan," Kisame chuckled and looked towards his favorite kitty. His grin turned to a frown once he saw how sad Pickles looked. "Hey what's the matter Pickles? Is the tuna not very good?"

Itachi looked up at him with sad yellow eyes; he too realized what day it was. 'Time's running out and this has been the most fun I've had in years. He's never going to like me more than a comrade.'

He would have liked to pout and mope more but a certain shark didn't like that idea. Kisame gently picked up Itachi, placing him in his lap. "What's the matter Pickles, you're normally perky around now." Kisame stroked Itachi's fur getting the kitty to purr happily.

Hidan happed to walk past the kitchen but did a double take. "Careful that fleabag might spread it's stupidness."

'Stupidness?' Itachi gave an unimpressed look as Kisame glared at his comrade with a dirty look.

"Pickles is far from stupid, the only one with stupidness is the moron who made up that word." Itachi grinned as Kisame smirked over at the zealot.

He was about to say something when an announcement was heard. "All Akatsuki meet in the living room. An emergency meeting is being held now."

"What's the purpose of the emergency meeting?" Kakuzu questioned leaning against the wall in the living room.

"I have no idea," Everyone stared over at Pein, surprise covering their faces. "What? Konan came to me to order this meeting."

Konan stepped forward and pointed toward everyone's favorite blond. He smiled nervously before taking a breath.

"We have had nothing to do for a while and I know you're all bored... sooo I thought we should all play truth or dare un." Everyone just stared at him with irritated looks.

"I'm leaving." Pein said he gave a look at Konan who got the message and left as well. Think about, everyone in one room far away from theirs, what's not to take advantage from.

"Fine I'll stay, I don't have anything better to do." Sasori said taking a seat next to his lover.

Deidara smiled and soon everyone ended up sitting in a circle on the floor. 'We are going to get Kisame to love Itachi even if it kills... Konan un!' "So who goes first?"

"Tobi will! Tobi wants to start!"

Deidara sighed with annoyance as Tobi jumped for joy. "Alright un, you can start."

"YAY! Hmm let's see... senpai, truth or dare?!" Tobi asked pointing toward his beloved senpai.

Deidara sighed yet again, losing his enthusiasm. "Truth," He decided that any dare that idiot could come up with won't be good.

"Mkay, senpai what would you do if Sasori-san died?"

Everyone had grown silent and stared over at the surprised bomber. He blinked twice before losing his shocked expression.

"Danna will never die, he's like his art so I won't worry, but if someone managed to kill him un... I would hunt them down. I would grab a blunt kunai and stab them repeatedly while scaring every inch of their skin. I'd rip out their intestines and watch the blood ooze between my fingers while watching my victim slowly die in antagonizing pain. No worries though, it's not like he's going to die anytime soon."

Everyone stared at the blond with fear as they realized how serious he was about his murder plan. Though Sasori has never felt so attracted to the blond.

Sasori remained silent but he pulled at Deidara and forced him to sit in his lap. He whispered into the blonds ear causing him to blush.

"Not now Danna un!" Deidara hushed trying to avoid the odd stares. "Alright u-un, Zetsu truth or dare?"

Everyone's gaze darted toward the plant man as he sat there surprised, he doesn't normally play these kinds of games. "Dare I guess." "..."

"I dare you to eat chocolate un."

"...Why?" "Why the hell should I?"

"You picked dare un, I know you eat people but I can't believe you have purposely ignored the temptation of chocolate." Deidara said simply.

Zetsu gets up and heads off to the kitchen, everyone is shocked to see him come quickly running out and heading to the bathroom. Tobi quickly gets up and runs towards the bathroom to see if Zetsu is okay.

"It seems he has eaten a laxative," Kakuzu said. Kakuzu seemed to have left to the kitchen to see what was behind Zetsu's mysterious behavior.

After a while everyone seemed to have been humiliated in one way or another. Hidan had to give Mr. Pickles a bath (Trust me neither of them seemed to enjoy it) Tobi took off his mask which revealed... another MASK!!! (*shot*) and many other incidents happened which leaved Deidara in charge of the next question.

"Alright Kisame un, truth or dare?" Deidara gave a menacing grin which somewhat frightened the poor shark.

Kisame looked around the room. Everyone gave him a sympathetic look since Deidara is the true evil mastermind of this game. "Truth...?" He questioned deciding that he'd rather not be humiliated.

Deidara's grin suddenly turned into an even more frightening smirk. "Alright un... are you gay?"

Everyone gasped before looking back and forth between the two. Itachi's head perked up as he stared over at the blond bomber.

'So that was his plan all along... not bad for an idiot.' Itachi glanced up at Kisame to see his answer.

A faint blush forms on Kisame's cheeks while sweat drips down his brow. All eyes are on him as he tries to think of a response to that.

"Well Kisame?"

"I'm... straight."