Totally Dramatic Grade School: Chapter 6

Me: Will someone please think of a way to wake him up?

C: Hurry! We have to wake him up!

B: Wait! I got an idea! (Whispers in my ear)

Me: You know, that just work. (Walk over to Duncan)

C: What are you gonna do to him?

Me: Just watch. Duncan, we bought you a Celine Deon music store standee.

D: Yah! Where, Where! (Hides behind Courtney)

C: (Rolls eyes) Glad to see that you're ok. Sorry bout the little surprise.

D: Yea. I'm fine. And yea, that was a surprise, but I'm really happy. We're gonna be parents!

Me: well it looks like everything is ok now.

B: Not exactly.

Me: What do mean?

B: My water just broke!

Me: Oh (Bleep)! We gotta get you to the hospital. (Pulls out phone) Blaze, dude, I need a serious favor. Bridgette's gone into labor, and I need you to drive her to the hospital.

Blaze: (Talking through the phone)

Me: Because you live 4 blocks away from me! And I gotta stay here to tell the story!

Blaze: (Talking through the phone)

Me: Fine. I'll type your English paper for you. Now get over here. (hangs up phone). Ok, my pal's on his way to come and get you guys. Geoff's gonna go with Bridgette and keep us posted while Duncan and Courtney are gonna help me here. Got it?

Everyone: (Shakes heads in agreement)

B: Oh god! Where the hell is he!?

(Horn hunks outside)

Me: That's him! Geoff, hurry up and get her to the hospital!

G: I'm on it dude! (Takes Bridgette outside to the car.)

Me: Ok. So we'll check up on them later. Oh next guest is….Harold!

C: Harold! I'm gonna ring his Skinny little neck!

Me: And that's why I had you stay. I figured it would be better to have you to talk this out. But just encase you can't, Duncan will hold you back. That's why we had to wake you up. Otherwise, I would have left you there.

D: Gee thanks. I feel the love.

Me: No prob. Now let's bring out Harold.

(Harold walks out, but does karate stances when he sees Courtney and Duncan.)

H: What are they doing here? I can't take both of them on. Gosh!

Me: Don't worry. When I gave Duncan his job, he signed a waver saying he can't hurt anyone unless I say so. And I figured it would be best for your health if he was here to hold Courtney back.

C: You did what!?

D: Hey it was either that, or I wasn't gonna get paid. Besides, once we leave, I do what I want to him. Right?

Me: Yep. As soon as you guys walk out that door, you can do as you please.

H: Ok. So why am I here again?

Me: You and Courtney are gonna talk all this out.

H: I told her I was sorry. If that idiot (points to Duncan) would have just left me alone, then I wouldn't have done it.

Me: But why didn't you just vote him off instead of getting Courtney voted off?

H:…….Oh. I never thought about that. I guess I figured that I would hurt him more if his girlfriend was voted off then him.

C: Now you're gonna pay! Not just for voting me off, but also for trying to hurt Duncan! (Lunges at Harold)

H: (screams like a little girl)!

Me and Duncan: oh (bleep)!

D: Go Princess! Yea!

Me: Duncan, you were supposed to hold her back.

D: Must have slipped my mind. Besides, better him then me.

Me: (bleep). Ok. I'm gonna get this under control. So, on with the story. Hey stop it! (End Transmission.)

"Attention Geoff and Bridgette," Chris said over the loudspeaker, "Geoff, if you're still alive, and able to walk, can you 2 please return to the pit for the next video. And if you're making out, I would stop before Chef comes looking for you."

Geoff and Bridgette pulled away from each other, and returned to the campfire pit.

"Well it good to see that we won't have to notify Geoff' parents that he's been murdered by his girlfriend. Now our next camper is…Harold?" Chris turned to look at his interns. They all shrugged. "Ok, hold on a second." He pulled out his cell phone. "Yea its Chris. Do we even have a clip for Harold? I mean he basically has nothing embarrassing about him that people don't know about."

As Chris listened on the phone, Gwen turned to Bridgette and Geoff to talk to them. "So Bridge, did you tell him?" she asked giving her a suggestive grin.

Bridgette blushed a little bit. "Yea. He took it better than I expected him to."

"Well of course I would. I mean who wouldn't be excited bout being a dad?"

Trent and Duncan turned to Geoff and looked at him in surprise. "What!?"

"That's right, I'm gonna be a dad! How awesome is that dudes!?" he said as he gave Duncan a high five.

"Dude, that is awesome. Hey Princess, did you here that?" Duncan said as he turned to look at her.

"Yea. Bridgette told me before." She responded. "But just because they did that, don't go getting any ideas or expecting anything like that from me."

"Too late for that babe. I've had ideas like that for a while." As he started to laugh, Courtney punched him directly in his stomach. "Oof!. Hey calm down. I was just kidding. And if you knew and Gwen knew, then why didn't you guys tell me or Trent?"

"Because Bridgette didn't want Geoff to find out before she told him, and sorry honey, but I wasn't sure if I could trust you."

"What!? Not trust me? I'm insulted." As he sat there angry, Courtney rolled her eyes. She gave him a kiss on the cheek, and turned to see that Chris had just got off the phone.

"Ok. Now that we got all that settled, it's time to see what Harold was like when he was in 6th, before he hit puberty."

Buzz….

"Yo Harold, what up man?" said a tall guy who was wearing a blue baseball cap and a hockey jersey.

"Danny! What's up?" Harold said as he bumped fists with him.

Back on the island….

Everyone was in shock. Duncan was the first say something.

"Dude! He was actually cool! No glasses, no acne, no sci-fi crap. What's deal?"

"Just watch." Chuckled Chris.

Buzz….

"So Harold, what are you doing after school? The girls wanna hang at the Pizza Palace. You in?"

"Sorry dude. I gotta help my little sister with her homework. Mom's orders."

"Cool dude. Then I guess I'll be seein you later."

At the end of the day, Danny, his girlfriend Ginger, and Harold's girlfriend Michelle, went to the Pizza Palace.

"I think Harold is hiding something from us guys. Lately, he always has an excuse for every time we wanna hang out. I hope he's not cheating on me." Michelle started to worry.

"Don't sweat it. Harold would never cheat on you he-" Danny stopped when he saw Harold outside and across the street. "He's right over there?"

The girls turned and saw him as well. "Ok, I say we follow him." Suggested Ginger.

"Yea. Why not. He's obviously up to something." Agreed Michelle.

So they followed Harold all around the city. Finally he got to his destination. When the three had seen where he had gone into, they couldn't believe it. "Oh he is so busted!" said Ginger with an evil smile.

The next day at school, Harold was stared at like he was a reject. When he found his friends, they glared at him. "What's up guys?" he asked.

"You tell us….sci-fi geek!" Yelled Michelle. " I can't believe it. We followed you and you went into a Sci-Fi convention! I thought you were cool, but your nothing but a nerd. We're through. It's over Harold."

"You are such a freakin nerd! You were the coolest kid in school, and now in one day, you became the lamest. Your even lamer the sci-fi geeks because you tried to hide it." Ginger laughed.

"But….but….Danny?" Harold stammered. He prayed that his best friend would understand.

"Sorry dude, but you lied to me. I thought I was your best friend, but I guess not." They walked away leaving him there alone. Harold looked down and just thought.

I can't believe this. I guess the only place I fit in now is the sci-fi club. I guess I should have told Danny. From now on, I'm just gonna be my lame nerdy self.

Back on the island…..

"I knew it was too good to last. He's just too big of a nerd to be cool." Duncan said with a sigh of relief.

"Hey was cool. But if they hadn't followed me, then I would still be cool. Gosh!" said Harold in his defense.

"That is until they would have seen how you look now."

"Ok Duncan. Let's not forget what happened to you." Chris teased. Duncan stood up, and walked over to him.

"What did I say before?"

"Ohhhh, Chef Hatchet?"

"Whatever." Duncan said as he walked away.

"Well since Duncan is gonna act like that, I think we should show another clip of him. Anyone else agree?" Chris asked. Harold was the only person to agree.

"But first, let me go to my trailer and get some more hair gel." Chris walked back. Once he got to his trailer, Duncan returned to his seat.

"Where did you go?" asked Courtney.

"Just wait. You'll see." He said with a grin on his face.

As they all continued their conversations, they all heard a scream come from the trailer.

"AAAHHH!!!!!!!! MY HAIR!" screamed Chris. Duncan started laughing so hard, he fell out of his seat. Chris stomped out of the trailer in anger.

"So you think this is funny!? No body messes with the hair! Chef, show the next clip!"

"What clip?" Duncan asked as he got up off the ground.

"Just wait and see. Chef, take over. I'm gonna go wash this glue out of my hair." Chris went back into his trailer with anger. As he did this, all the campers started to laugh at him. A couple of people gave Duncan a high five or a fist pound.

"Don't be so cheery boy," Chef said. " you still have another clip to sit through. Hehehehe!"

Duncan gulped for fear of what was yet to come.

To Be Continued…….

Me: Ok, so we finally got Courtney off of Harold, and we locked her up in a sound proof box.

C: (Muffled swearing)!

D: Don't mind her. Give her a little time to cool off, and I promise she'll cooperate.

Me: Lucky for Harold, DJ came back when he heard that Bridgette was going into labor, and that Courtney was kicking the living (bleep) out of Harold. So DJ, how is he.

DJ: He's ok. He just needs time to heal. (Looks at Harold on life support)

Me: well while we wait, let's see how Bridge is doin. (pull out cell phone) Hey Geoff, so how's she doin?

Geoff on Phone: She's…been better.

(Bridgette screaming into the phone) AAAAHHHH!!!!!!! GEOFF, HANG UP THAT (bleep)ING PHONE, AND HELP ME!

G: Whoa! Gotta go dude! (Hangs up.)

Me: Ok, well that's all the time we have for today. We'll check up on them soon. Later!

D: Later

DJ: Later

H: (Life support machine breathing for him)

C: (Still muffled cursing)