Disclaimer: Yaddy-yaddy-yah, yes, I get it, I don not own them.

Note: Of course I know! Reading mostly only Klema and Miles x Franziska would make me know that even though I only played 2 & 4. Fine, I'll tell you the plan…………….. LATER.

Apollo was back again to calling people, Edgeworth's plan was simple and ingenious. He really didn't need to buy anything. Edgeworth already bought everything to set them up, Apollo's 5 reasons didn't work either.

"Right. My five excuses? One excuse, one comment from you. First: They hate each other to death."

"Klavier doesn't hate Ema."

"Err… Ema still hates Klavier!"

"… Are you 100% Sure?"

"Erm.. No, but she always complains about him, and-"

"That would actually be a good thing."

"B-b-ut!"

"Second reason, please? Reason one is crossed"

"AH. They are the most opposite people ever!"

"Have you ever heard the expression 'opposites attract'?"

"Err, but that's not necessarily true, it doesn't even have proof."

"Think of a magnet, Apollo."

"Hmph. Er, third: she, err, ah, she, likes you."

At that, Miles blushed and replied, "Many other schoolgirls do too."

Apollo shot a look at him. "Hmm… I believe you have no comment?"

"Ah. So? That has nothing to do with their relationship. Gavin, too, has many lovey-dovey fans."

Apollo smirked.

"What?"

"I believe my excuse is good enough."

"No, it does not have anything to do with their-"

Apollo copied Miles signature 'Tsk, tsk, tsk' with the shaking of his head and wagging of his finger. "But it does."

This time it was Miles' time to smirk. "No, even Gavin's fans have relationships, their fans! Not dedicated stalkers."

"Erm. Look at Ema's blog." Apollo handed him his Macintosh laptop and entered in Ema's Blog. It was full of rambling of Edgeworth, and where he went everyday, she had placed a camera, a microphone, and a tracker somewhere on Edgeworth's jacket.

"W-what? That still doesn't count!"

"Yes, it does!"

Miles ignored him and said "The fourth?"

"Hmph. We have no proof he likes her."

"…Please, Apollo, why should he request it if he doesn't' want it?"

"Err… To show everyone he could take on the hardest challenges?"

"…DUMDEEDEEDUM! I could take that challenge."

"Which is exactly my point on reason 3."

"Ehem. Let's go to reason 5."

"Do you know every part of this conversation is being recorded?" Apollo stated.

Miles took out his frilly cuff and strangled the air.

"Oh, and my reason? You could probably save Gavin from a blunt head trauma caused by snackoos." Apollo snickered. "Err.. I meant, Shouldn't they be given the chance first? To fins the perfect person?"

"Observe the slight pinkish feeling when around them, romantic, I never planned to cancel this anyway. The plan is easier than you think. On the party invite them make them sit on the same table, cause a 'black out', fake one, then have Klavier push them into the generated room, then lock the door from the outside, but leave a message inside, written, one kiss, a true confession, the one way out."

"Doesn't sound simple at all."

"Oh well, guess you'll have to live with causing two perfect people be separated."

"Now I feel muuuuch guiltier." He said sarcastically.

"Ugh. You don't have a choicebut if you don't really want to, well then,, bye." And with that he stood up.

"WAIT! Fine! Sure! Whatever! Give me the list."

Edgeworth had a slick grin on his face.

"Why are you doing this, anyway?"

"Eh. You know how famous people give gifts like autographs and kisses to their fans? I like to shove things in their face that they tend to ignore, that will change their life."

"…"

"Heh. So we got a deal?"

They shook hands, Miles courteously paid the bill, and they went out.

Thinking back, Apollo sighed and made some coffee. He kept dialing and talking.