Right ive had some complaints about the physcho ex, so here it is, read through to the end to understand what is happening, as there is a major twist, things are not always as they seem…
Chapter 5: The One with the Explanation
Joey, Rachel, Ross and Phoebe walked into Joey's apartment, in the weeks since they had the interview, Joey's furniture had been piled up on one side of the room, while five different tables had been set up in the main living room, each with a phone on, and with a person sitting at each table.
"Right, Jack, Judy Geller, Frank Jr, Alice Buffay, and last but not least Erica" Joey said "We would like to thank you all for helping us over the last few weeks, we have certainly found information, for example, they definitely returned to America, but they went missing on the journey from the airport back to this apartment block. But we have hit a dead end. Our investor, a Mr Leaonard was found dead in a forest outside of Ohio last week, he was shot, that leaves us with no more funding, im sorry but you must now return to your normal lives, but believe me, we will try to carry on your work"
Jack and Judy Geller got up to go and hugged Ross and Rachel goodbye.
Frank Jr, and Alice got up and hugged Phoebe goodbye
Erica got up in tears
"Please, find my children" she sobbed as she left
"We will Erica, I promise you" Joey shouted after her
"Right, Joey, Ross, Phoebe, something is happening, I was in Central Perk this morning and someone was staring at me, I swear I recognised her as well" Rachel said
"I had the same thing, I was in the coffee house and I could sense someone staring at me, when I looked back, the man left" Phoebe said
Suddenly all the lights went out, and an alarm sounded throughout the building
"AGAIN!" joey said
A ringing sounded throughout the room
"Sorry thats me" Ross said answering the phone "Hello?"
"Hello Mr Geller?" the voice said
"Yes, this is Mr Geller"
"This is Dr Smith, im pleased to say that your friend, Mr Bing has woken up"
"Oh my god" Ross said "we'll be right there"
Ross put the phone down and while shaking looked towards the others
"Chandlers awake" Ross said
"Oh god, right we have to go" Rachel said grabbing her coat
As she dived for her coat in the darkness, they heard the main door open
"Hello? Whos there?" Joey said
"Just us" a women said
"Emily..." Ross said just as the lights turned back on
Emily was standing there, a gun in hand and a mad grin on her face, she walked into the apartment followed by others.
"Oh my god" Phoebe said
"Emily, Mona!" Ross said
"David" Phoebe breathed
"Mark, Barry" Rachel said
"Janine" Joey said
"Yes, all the people that you lot hurt the most, and its time to end this" Emily said
"How did I hurt Mark" Rachel laughed
"You wouldn't come with me to Paris, you chose that idiot over me" Mark said
"How did I hurt you Janine, you were the one that made the trouble" Joey asked
"You chose your friends over me, all of you have chose this stupid group of friends over relationships."
"Well why now?" Ross asked looking at Emily
"Because chandler has awoken, and if you saw him, he would tell you everything" Mona said "Well, as your all about to go down anyway, we may as well tell you"
"Ok, go ahead" Joey said gulping
"Well, we've been watching you for a long time now" emily began
"When Chandler and Monica split off, and went around the world, we saw our opportunity, we let them return to America, then we kidnapped them, bundled them into the back of a van, and drove to a distant location" David continued
"Why them?" Ross asked
"Because, the one man that has united us, wanted them particularly, he knows they were the 'glue that holds this group together' and with them missing, without a word or trace, you lot would begin to fall apart, and sure enough you did, we made sure we got rid of that idiot Mike" David continued
"You caused the crash" Phoebe uttered
"Yes" David said
"Then we made sure Joey got back to New York, with that everything was in motion, we set Mr Leonard up with a new secretary and a nice few bucks in his pocket to fool you into thinking nothing was wrong, and there was nothing you could do, but he went against his word, and paid the price" Emily said with manic laughter
"So if everything went so well, how did chandler get away" Ross cut in
"That was a problem, he managed to escape, he was almost killed in the attempt, but sadly he succeeded, and made it back here" Mark said
"There is no way you could gain this much information in our lives, I mean how would you know about Mike, you were all gone by the time he arrived!" Phoebe said in floods of tears
"I gave them the information" another voice came from the door
"Impossible" Phoebe said "Ursula, how could you!"
Another woman walked in, identical to Phoebe
"Ha, Phoebe, we've always been enemies, I may as well make money out of it" Ursula laughed
"So, who's your boss" Joey cut in
"Thats something you will never know" Emily said as she aimed her gun at Ross
"Stop right there" a voice came from the hall
Janice walked into the room followed by four policeman
"ah...hahahaha you think that six people can just walk into a private block without causing a ruck, well I got information for you missy" as she walked up to Emily "this building was supplied with video cameras long ago"
The police officers handcuffed David, Mark, Ursula, Barry, Emily, Janine and Mona and stood by them waiting for the police van to call them down.
"Ok, Just tell me why, I mean you were all normal people" Ross said with a sigh of relief
"Oh Ross, hunny, haven't you worked it out yet?" Janice cut in "They're fake"
Janice walked up to Emily and peeled her face off, it was a mask, and then pulled away a small machine attached to her.
"You can get these things anywhere nowadays" Janice laughed "Its just a voice changer and a latex mask"
She pointed to what used to be Emily, it was a girl, that Ross did not recognise
"How'd you work it out?" Ross said gob smacked
"I saw a flap on missys skin" Janice said pointing to the former Emily
"Ok fine, tad bit more happy that my ex's didn't turn physco" Ross said "But still doesn't answer my question, Why?"
"Because Ross" the girl started, she had a small, almost silent squeaky American accent "We aren't really sure, we're just henchmen for our boss, we were hired to fake being these people, he told us to terroise you, frighten you, and eventually get rid of you" Just then Janice, Joey and Phoebe worked there way round the handcuffed people and pulled off their masks.
"For the last time, who is your boss?" Rachel yelled
"a man that wants Monica, but was forced to take Chandler and the kids as well to stop them talking" the girl that was once Emily said firmly
The police took the people down into their van and drove off to the police station.
"To the hospital" Joey said "Ill drive"
Joey grabbed his keys and rushed out of the door, soon followed by Phoebe, Rachel and Ross. At the hospital Ross ran up to the receptionist
"Where's Chandler Bing" he shouted
"In room 202, up one floor and to the left" she replied
"Thank you" Ross said quickly signalling to the others to follow him to the lift
"Up one floor" he said to Joey so he could press the button in the lift
The doors closed and they felt the lift lightly lift off the ground, soon stopping again.
"First Floor" a ladies voice sounded across the lift as the doors opened
"Right, now to the left, Room 202" Ross said
They walked along the halls a short way and finally came to the door marked 202. Joey opened it and saw his old friend sitting up in bed, beaming at his friends coming in
"Chandler, ive missed you" Phoebe said
"Ive missed you to Pheebs" Chandler said, but his face quickly darkened "There are more important things to discuss"
"Yes, for example, where is my sister" Ross said
"She's being held, by a man I think we all thought long gone." Chandler looked up
"Where" Rachel cut in
"At your old house Ross, at your Parents old house" Chandler said
"Oh my god, but the person that bought that…" Ross breathed
"Exactly" Chandler said "We have to go get her back"
Disclaimer: So, What do you think? I would like to ensure I do not own any of the characters, but love the show, and thought id have a stab at doing it.