Author's note: Tadaa, a bit of cracky goodness for you. much Gwen bashing in this one... not sure how that happened. Now I have a dilemma. The next chaoter will be some twister smut, I need to know whether you want John to be involved or not. Let me know what you think. Anyway, hope you enjoy. please R&R xxx
LooksGoodInASuit has logged on
CaptainCaptain has logged on
CaptainCaptain: I just found some terrifying deleted CCTV footage on Tosh's PC.
CaptainCaptain: In her private records...
CaptainCaptain: marked 'bribery'
LooksGoodInASuit: What were you doing on Tosh's PC?
LooksGoodInASuit: Bribery?? that doesn't sound good
CaptainCaptain: Yeah… I say terrifying, I mean hot... It's actually only terrifying for you because I have no shame!
Jack: You remember when we played naked hide and seek?
LooksGoodInASuit: Errr, yes...
LooksGoodInASuit: That was quite fun
CaptainCaptain: Well, it has nothing to do with that, I just wanted to make you remember.
LooksGoodInASuit: Oh.
CaptainCaptain: Anyway, she has footage of every time we've ever er... what word did you use?? dabbled? In the Hub...
LooksGoodInASuit: That's quite naughty.
LooksGoodInASuit: Oh dear.
CaptainCaptain: And I think she plans to use it against us for her own evil gains...
LooksGoodInASuit: That's quite a lot
CaptainCaptain: It is.. a lot of material to use... (If you catch my drift )
CaptainCaptain: I have formed a counter plan!
LooksGoodInASuit: Bad Jack, you're making me blush!
LooksGoodInASuit: A counter plan? Why does that worry me?
CaptainCaptain: I know, I'm watching you on CCTV…
LooksGoodInASuit: Eek
LooksGoodInASuit: It's like bloody big brother in here!
CaptainCaptain: Heey, the only side effect of my last counter plan was that you had green hair for three weeks and your favourite suit got charred!
CaptainCaptain: And I would hope you don't see me as a big brother... although just 'big' I can understand…
LooksGoodInASuit: Humpf. That's an 'only' side effect? It was a pretty big problem - I looked like a bleeding elf AND I had to buy an exact replica of said suit because it's YOUR favourite... It's designer, it cost a lot.
CaptainCaptain: The Queen paid for it.
LooksGoodInASuit: Hmmm, you are more big than a brother...
LooksGoodInASuit: She did? Missed that one.
LooksGoodInASuit: Must write and thank her majesty.
CaptainCaptain: She pays for everything, Ianto.
CaptainCaptain: Thank her for my new handcuffs while you're at it.
LooksGoodInASuit: I'm sure she'll be glad to know what you use her money for...
LooksGoodInASuit: Oh god.
LooksGoodInASuit: Does that mean we're getting kinky tonight?
CaptainCaptain: And the vibrator I bought Gwen as a prank... I planted it in her purse and it fell out in front of Andy giggle
CaptainCaptain: Actually, tonight i was thinking twister.
CaptainCaptain: But we can find some use for the handcuffs, I'm sure.
LooksGoodInASuit: Hmmm twister... We should get Gwen to join in...
CaptainCaptain: OO Ewwwwwwwww. That'd be like... Playing twister with your sister!
CaptainCaptain: Hehe! That rhymes.
CaptainCaptain: Do you have a Gwen fetish or something? Is there something I should know about?
CaptainCaptain: Because if I'm keeping you form an archive rendezvous with PC Cooper, feel free to leave pout anytime
LooksGoodInASuit: No, no fetish here. I just thought a nice team game would be fun.
CaptainCaptain: I think you have missed the point. I was thinking naked twister. If you wanna invite the team, go ahead, but then it says 'right hand green' and you end up with a hand between Owen's legs, don't come crying to me!
CaptainCaptain: I'll be too busy groping Tosh
LooksGoodInASuit: Hmmm naked twister... Ok, I think I can win that one.
KingWeevil has signed in
GeekyButGorgeous has signed in
CaptainCaptain: Oh? Think you're more flexible than me?
CaptainCaptain: Er... Hi guys...
GeekyButGorgeous: Jack - Why will you be groping Tosh?
KingWeevil: You make me sick Harkness.
GeekyButGorgeous: More flexible... Err I might leave now
CaptainCaptain: Because her boobs are lovely, Tosh...
KingWeevil: I second that opinion
GeekyButGorgeous: Who's been messing around with my computer?
CaptainCaptain: It was Gwen! I saw her do it!!
CaptainCaptain: She was ranting like a wild woman about making the world a better place!
GeekyButGorgeous: Yes jack, I completely believe all of that...
CaptainCaptain: She did, then she touched Ianto's bum, drank all the coffee and finished Owen's word-search...
KingWeevil: So it was you! I'll get you Jack! I'll get you with vengeance waves fist
LooksGoodInASuit: Oh that was Gwen?? Wow, she's really good at pinching my arse!
CaptainCaptain: If by 'you', you mean 'Gwen', then ... yes...
LooksGoodInASuit: I don't think
CaptainCaptain: Thank you Ianto
CaptainCaptain: Oh... sulk fine.
LooksGoodInASuit: No, no, no - whoever pinched my arse is good at it - I just don't think that it was Gwen.
KingWeevil: So, Tosh... Everything ok with your PC?
GeekyButGorgeous: Maybe I should ask Gwen…
CaptainCaptain: Oh, that's good then.
KingWeevil: If she weren't daydreaming about her loverboy, you could
GeekyButGorgeous: Oh, yes, it all seems to be fine... though some files have been deleted.
KingWeevil: prods Gwen
GeekyButGorgeous: But that's simple enough to fix.
CaptainCaptain: Any files in particular?
MightyGwenQueenOfTheBlowfish has joined the conversation
CaptainCaptain: Aha!! I'm emailing you a file here, I wont say what's in it, but I've secretly named the file 'Toshandowenshaggingintheshowerroom1'
KingWeevil: Finished swooning Gwen?
MightyGwenQueenOfTheBlowfish: What's going on?? Why's Tosh getting cryptic in our other conv?
transferring file
GeekyButGorgeous: Well done Gwen.
GeekyButGorgeous: Jack - What the hell is that?
CaptainCaptain: Because she's on to you, you naughty, naughty woman...
MightyGwenQueenOfTheBlowfish: What? What am I supposed to have done Jack?
CaptainCaptain: Gotcha!! You thought you were the only one who could retrieve deleted files, but with my supreme knowledge of technology, I have found a retaliation
KingWeevil: Jack says you messed with Tosh's PC, pinched Ianto's arse, drank all the coffee then did my word-search.
CaptainCaptain: nods The weevil king speaketh the truth.
transfer complete
MightyGwenQueenOfTheBlowfish: Well, I did finish the crossword, sorry Owen.
KingWeevil: Ianto, you're very... quiet...
MightyGwenQueenOfTheBlowfish: But the rest of it - Wouldn't dream of it
KingWeevil: Cooper! You owe me beer for that!
KingWeevil: Beer and a blowjob.
LooksGoodInASuit: I'm just making some coffee, and soaking it all up.
MightyGwenQueenOfTheBlowfish: Fuck off Harper!
CaptainCaptain: Heeey!! I've seen the way you look at our sexy sexetary!
CaptainCaptain: I mean... very important archivist!!
MightyGwenQueenOfTheBlowfish: OMG, I just said fk oh, oh, oh so sorry everyone!
KingWeevil: Aww c'mon, if Jack had said that, you'd've laughed.
CaptainCaptain: It's ok Gwen.
CaptainCaptain: Owen, that's because I'm charming and hot and have a bigger dick.
MightyGwenQueenOfTheBlowfish: Eewww, no I wouldn't touch Ianto's arse. It's like fondling my brothers... if I had a brother that is...
KingWeevil: This calls for proof!!
CaptainCaptain: ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME??
KingWeevil: YUP!
LooksGoodInASuit: I would have thought a bigger dick would be less reason for Gwen to accept the idea of a blow job Jack?
CaptainCaptain: IANTO!! Fetch the measuring tape! This is no time for logic!
LooksGoodInASuit: Surely Owen would be less than a mouthful
KingWeevil: Sigh shakes head
LooksGoodInASuit: Yessir...
KingWeevil: Oi teaboy!
LooksGoodInASuit is away
KingWeevil: Like you can talk!
CaptainCaptain: Not with his mouth full!!
MightyGwenQueenOfTheBlowfish: sigh. Tosh, you don't believe that I messed with the computer do you?
KingWeevil: You are disturbingly wrong.
CaptainCaptain: Believe, Tosh, beliiiieve
GeekyButGorgeous: What Gwen, oh sorry I was a little... busy... Jack's a bit... um well, of course I believe you Gwen
GeekyButGorgeous: To be honest I'm not sure you'd be able to hack into my computer….
CaptainCaptain: Oh really Tosh? prepares to send a file to Gwen Do you now?
KingWeevil: What? Seriously, Jack, we know it was you.
GeekyButGorgeous: Oh come on Jack, stop being so childish.
CaptainCaptain: Hey, I'm not the one who had a blackmail folder!
CaptainCaptain: I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine Miss Sato!
GeekyButGorgeous: Ahha - now we have the truth
CaptainCaptain: Yeah, Tosh is evil. FACT
KingWeevil: Still... you hacked her PC...
CaptainCaptain: She hacks people's PCs all the time!
MightyGwenQueenOfTheBlowfish: What exactly is going on?? What are you sending each other?
KingWeevil: No idea
GeekyButGorgeous: For WORK!!
CaptainCaptain: I was working to start with!
LooksGoodInASuit is set to online
LooksGoodInASuit: I have the tape-measure sir, would you like me to be adjudicator?
CaptainCaptain: I needed to retrieve some files from the Abaddon incident which had been deleted due to inaccuracy.
GeekyButGorgeous: Oh I bet you were!
CaptainCaptain: Kinky, Ianto, but I don't think it's needed anymore.
KingWeevil: Chickening out, Harkness?
GeekyButGorgeous: I never delete any files for work purposes
CaptainCaptain: Do you really want me to drop my trousers and shame you Owen? 51st century. Everything is developed
CaptainCaptain: Don't believe me, ask Ianto. He never lies...
CaptainCaptain: You had to delete those. They were corrupting the data about the rift opening.
CaptainCaptain: I couldn't retrieve them anyway. Maybe you can?
CaptainCaptain: I found your blackmail folder when I was looking through the system files.
LooksGoodInASuit: He is quite big Owen, and I saw the videos of you and Tosh... I really don't advise challenging him.
KingWeevil: What videos??
KingWeevil: And ewww Teaboy, TMI
GeekyButGorgeous: Oh, I can try and find them later, is that alright?
CaptainCaptain: Sure thing. Just don't retrieve them if they're gonna screw the systems again.
LooksGoodInASuit: Sorry Owen. Thought brutal honesty might help.
KingWeevil: Yeah, well, it helped to bring up my lunch.
LooksGoodInASuit: And the videos are the ones from the autopsy bay the other night...
CaptainCaptain: Enough, children. Ianto, any chance of a latte?
KingWeevil: Oh.. then... good times
LooksGoodInASuit: Sigh. Anything else whilst I'm in the kitchen?
CaptainCaptain: Cookies?
GeekyButGorgeous: Ohhh yes that night...
KingWeevil: It was pretty good huh?
MightyGwenQueenOfTheBlowfish: Am I missing something?
GeekyButGorgeous: It was very... private Owen
CaptainCaptain: No Gwen, world peace is still not here, go back to sleep.
GeekyButGorgeous: Nothing, nothing. A camomile tea please Ianto.
KingWeevil: Yeah, well, not now Teaboy and Captain Cock have made a movie of it
LooksGoodInASuit: Cookies, latte. camomile tea, Owen? Gwen?
KingWeevil: Tea for me mate.
MightyGwenQueenOfTheBlowfish: Hot chocolate and a slice of your chocolate brownie please Ianto.
CaptainCaptain: I like that... Captain Cock... I might get it on a T-shirt.
LooksGoodInASuit: Right. Be right back.
CaptainCaptain: I'll have a slice of your chocolate brownie Ianto…
LooksGoodInASuit is set to brb
CaptainCaptain: dirty chuckle
GeekyButGorgeous: If the T-shirt fits...
CaptainCaptain: But would it? I mean... it's pretty big Tosh...
KingWeevil: Oh dear God... rolls eyes
GeekyButGorgeous: Jesus, Jack. Do you really have to?
CaptainCaptain: Yes I do. Be right back... forgot to tell Ianto I want chocolate sprinkles
CaptainCaptain is away
KingWeevil: Yeah, chocolate fucking sprinkles. Seriously shakes head
Tosh: So, do you fancy meeting up one night this week?
KingWeevil: Sure. I was gonna ask the same. How's Thursday?
MightyGwenQueenOfTheBlowfish: Yeah, yeah, that would be great... Rhys is away for a couple of days.
KingWeevil: blink Cool.
GeekyButGorgeous: Oh, sorry Gwen I meant... How's Tuesday suit you?
GeekyButGorgeous: Thursday's fine Owen
KingWeevil: Great. Wanna go see that new movie?
CaptainCaptain is online
GeekyButGorgeous: Which one?
CaptainCaptain: Man those are good sprinkles!
KingWeevil: The one with the zombies?
MightyGwenQueenOfTheBlowfish: Sorry Tosh... Tuesday's ok, if your sure?
KingWeevil: Don't worry, I'll shield you in the scary bits.
GeekyButGorgeous: Zombies?? Don't you get enough of that at work?
CaptainCaptain: Ooooh a date? Can I come?
KingWeevil: No! My patients stay dead. Except Beryl, but he was an exception, and a really nice guy.
GeekyButGorgeous: What do fancy doing on Tues Gwen? You could come over for a girly night, ice cream, brownie dough, pjs and pillow fights??
KingWeevil: No, Jack, you can't come. NEVER.
GeekyButGorgeous: You can't come Jack, its a me and Owen thing.
KingWeevil&Jack: Aahhhh the pillow fights collective sigh
CaptainCaptain: Well what if I want to make it a me and you thing?
CaptainCaptain: Just kidding. Have fun kids. And play safe.
CaptainCaptain: There's condoms in the stationary cupboard if you need them…
GeekyButGorgeous: I always play safe.
GeekyButGorgeous: And I already knew that
KingWeevil: Why?? Whhhhyyyyyy?
KingWeevil: Whhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyy?
GeekyButGorgeous: Who do you think refills it?
CaptainCaptain: Well... So no-one gets pregnant of course...
CaptainCaptain: Ianto refills it... or maybe I do…wink
KingWeevil: Is this national 'make Owen Harper vom' day or what?
KingWeevil: And men don't get pregnant you prat.
CaptainCaptain: Suuure they don't.
GeekyButGorgeous: Honey, I do... sometimes
MightyGwenQueenOfTheBlowfish: Jack's right, I mean Arnold Swartzenegger did...
CaptainCaptain: You refill the cupboard? Or get pregnant?
KingWeevil: Oh dear... Who wants to explain?
CaptainCaptain: Stay back team, I'll handle this one...
GeekyButGorgeous: Refill the cupboard.
LooksGoodInASuit is set to online
CaptainCaptain: Gwen, Arnold Swartzenegger was in a MOVIE. A MOOOOVIE. Things in movies don't happen in real life.
LooksGoodInASuit: Coffee is here.
CaptainCaptain: He wasn't really pregnant. It was a cushion.
LooksGoodInASuit: Oh... We're doing that again?
CaptainCaptain: dies of love Coffeeeeee! pounce
KingWeevil: It does happen once a day.
LooksGoodInASuit: The 'men can get pregnant argument again'?
MightyGwenQueenOfTheBlowfish: HEYYY!
CaptainCaptain: Just because aliens really exist, it doesn't man barney the dinosaur does, and just because they have good prosthetics, doesn't mean men get pregnant.
CaptainCaptain: It was all just a joke. (Or was it? )
KingWeevil: Stop confusing her. It's not her fault, she's Welsh.
CaptainCaptain: gasp You didn't!
LooksGoodInASuit: I'm welsh!
MightyGwenQueenOfTheBlowfish: That's racist!
CaptainCaptain: bites lip and hides
MightyGwenQueenOfTheBlowfish: And you always pick on me!
KingWeevil: Yup, proving my point. All stupid.
MightyGwenQueenOfTheBlowfish: It's not fair!!
KingWeevil: I pick on Teaboy, but he doesn't cry like a baby... more than once a day.
MightyGwenQueenOfTheBlowfish has left the conversation
GeekyButGorgeous: Errr, guys, you made Gwen cry... Again.
CaptainCaptain: Oh well done. I'll go flirt with her 'til she thinks she can have me again. It'll cheer her up
CaptainCaptain has left the conversation
LooksGoodInASuit: Oh no you don't... dammit!
KingWeevil: She really ahs no sense of humour... must be 'cos she's welsh...
LooksGoodInASuit: Watch it frog face.
KingWeevil: Calm down loverboy, he'll come back when he's done shagging her.
KingWeevil: Oooh fighting talk from the fairy. Brilliant.
LooksGoodInASuit: Again, watch it frog face.
KingWeevil: Now usually you have more than one insult... He really must be getting to you.
KingWeevil: Seriously... Want me to go hit him?
GeekyButGorgeous: Calm down, or I'll have to spray you both like dogs.
KingWeevil: I know I hate you, but I sorta like you.
LooksGoodInASuit: You'd do that?? For me?
KingWeevil: Hose me down baby!
LooksGoodInASuit: Wow.
KingWeevil: Course I would.
KingWeevil: Not that I think he's doing anything mind... I mean, been there, done that, got the T-shirt. She's lousy in bed
LooksGoodInASuit: Oh, ew, ew, ew. mental images mental images...
LooksGoodInASuit: And again
LooksGoodInASuit: And thanks Owen, that means a lot
KingWeevil: Er... sorry. did you just complain of mental images regarding colleagues having sex?
KingWeevil: Welcome to my life.
KingWeevil: Hey mate, no worries... awkward manly silence
GeekyButGorgeous: Ok, that sorted itself out well. Awww, sweet
John has signed in
John: Hey kids, having fun?
GeekyButGorgeous: Smug grin I knew you two could get along.
KingWeevil: Course we can...
KingWeevil: Er... what's he doing here?
John: By 'he', would you happen to mean the amazing, dashing, handsome wonder-boy that is me?
KingWeevil: That'd be a no. What are you doing here?
GeekyButGorgeous: Oh, I misread that... I thought it was Jack... what the hell are you doing here
John: Ooooh alright, keep your knickers on. I came to see if you had any jobs going. Thought you might've bumped off the irritating gap-toothed welsh bird by now. Thinks she owns the place...
John: Sweetness, I'm nothing like Jack come over here and look closer, you'll see. wink
LooksGoodInASuit: I think you mean Gwen, and she's a vital member of this team.
GeekyButGorgeous: Thank you, but I'd really rather not.
John: Oooh, Eyecandy. You'd know all about vitals eh?
John: Suit yourself pretty, but if you change your mind, let me know.
John: Eyecandy... unsuit yourself.
KingWeevil: Ok... seriously... can I shoot him?
CaptainCaptain has logged on
GeekyButGorgeous and LooksGoodInASuit: PLEASE!!
John: Why hello lover...
CaptainCaptain: Lover? Where? Not sure you have any lovers here. glares
LooksGoodInASuit: Grinds teeth Stay away from him!
KingWeevil: Jack.. can I shoot him?
LooksGoodInASuit: Can I as well?
John: Oooh... Eyecandy's getting all angry and possessive... I want some of that...
John: No shooting. No touching.
GeekyButGorgeous: I'm fairly certain he won't survive three bullets…
CaptainCaptain: Seriously, no shooting.
John: I take back the no touching. Eyecandy, you can touch.
CaptainCaptain: No touching!
John: Awww, play nice baby!
LooksGoodInASuit: I wouldn't, even if I had a 6 foot barge pole.
CaptainCaptain: Not your baby. What do you want here? smiles at Ianto
MightyGwenQueenOfTheBlowfish has logged on
John: Apart from a threesome?
MightyGwenQueenOfTheBlowfish: Sorry bout that guys…
John: Oooh the activist! How's the world? Perfect yet?
MightyGwenQueenOfTheBlowfish: What's he doing here? And why isn't he dead yet?
CaptainCaptain: contemplates threesome Well mind spins I er... Ummm...
John: I'm not dead because the Captain wants some.
GeekyButGorgeous: Jack seems to be contemplating sex with him!
CaptainCaptain: I contemplate sex with anything...
MightyGwenQueenOfTheBlowfish: True enough…
CaptainCaptain: I mean, no I'm not!
CaptainCaptain: No I don't!!
GeekyButGorgeous: Mmhmm
John: Oh dear. What do you have to say about all this Eyecandy?
CaptainCaptain: Ianto...
LooksGoodInASuit: Be honest Jack. I mean, I caught you eying up an Alsatian once!
LooksGoodInASuit: But contemplating is not doing.
CaptainCaptain: I eyed it, I decided it was too slobbery, I moved on to eyeing up the owner.
GeekyButGorgeous: sigh do we have a sex addicts anonymous anywhere nearby?
CaptainCaptain: I... It's an interesting idea... I can't say I'm not attracted to him.. we had a good thing for those 2 weeks...
John: He wants me!
CaptainCaptain: I'm over it.
John: You want me!
CaptainCaptain: Shut it!
KingWeevil: Sex addicts anonymous shut down after it turned into an orgy in the first session.
John: Eyecandy. Consider my offer? I'll make it worth your while
CaptainCaptain: Stay away from my Ianto!
CaptainCaptain: growl
KingWeevil: I think you ought to go.
GeekyButGorgeous: Oh, he growled... it's love!
CaptainCaptain: I don't growl to show love...
CaptainCaptain: Ianto... whine
MightyGwenQueenOfTheBlowfish: Aww Yan, he's all overprotective it's so cute!
CaptainCaptain: Don't call him Yan! It's my nickname pout
LooksGoodInASuit: It's ok girls, I already know all that.
John: Oh God... It's like you're married...
LooksGoodInASuit: Now, can we do what Owen says and throw him out?
CaptainCaptain: Better than being married to you!
LooksGoodInASuit: Wow I agreed with Owen!
John: Whatever. I'm leaving. Just... call me if you want that threesome.
KingWeevil: That means the world's ending mate.
John has left the conversation
LooksGoodInASuit: Whyioughta...
CaptainCaptain: Did you just say whyioughta??
CaptainCaptain: Nevermind runs away
CaptainCaptain has left the conversation to go hide in his office and whine
KingWeevil: Er... that was weird
GeekyButGorgeous: Why did Jack run away?
KingWeevil: I think he went for a wank...
LooksGoodInASuit: I should probably go check...
CaptainCaptain is definitely doing no such thing!!
LooksGoodInASuit: Maybe not... I'll let him wank in peace!
KingWeevil: Maybe he was worried that Teaboy was cross 'cos he fancies the time-travelling freak show?
CaptainCaptain is definitely hiding for that very reason
KingWeevil: Hmm... It's a fifty-fifty chance mate...
LooksGoodInASuit: I most definitely do not fancy him!
KingWeevil: Still, which is worse? Jack sulking or Jack wanking?
KingWeevil: I meant Jack fancies him.
KingWeevil: I mean, we've all seen Jack wanking. It's when he's quietest really...
LooksGoodInASuit: Yhe 'whyioughta' was I should punch the time-travelling freak…
KingWeevil: But Jack sulking... It's like twenty petulant children wailing at the same time...
KingWeevil: Maybe he read it wrong and thought you were pissed at him?
LooksGoodInASuit: Oh, and I don't really care if Jack fancies him, he's with me that what counts…
KingWeevil: Hmm... Tosh, womanly advice please?
LooksGoodInASuit: Hmmm. I'll go talk to him.
KingWeevil: I'd ask the vegetable, but she's Welsh, she'd come up with the wrong answer..
GeekyButGorgeous: Jack wanking would be preferable. Ianto, go talk...
KingWeevil: There, listen to the wise woman..
GeekyButGorgeous: Or whatever...
KingWeevil: Ewwww no whatever!! Please, not whatever!!
MightyGwenQueenOfTheBlowfish: He probably just misunderstood…
KingWeevil: Oh, the leek speaks.
GeekyButGorgeous: Well it's Jack and Ianto... It's going to happen
LooksGoodInASuit has left the conversation
KingWeevil: True... Whilst they're away do you wanna...
MightyGwenQueenOfTheBlowfish: That's really hurtful!
MightyGwenQueenOfTheBlowfish: And I'm still here!
KingWeevil: Sorry Gwen, I didn't mean it. rolls eyes
MightyGwenQueenOfTheBlowfish: It's alright Owen. I think i might go call Rhys,
MightyGwenQueenOfTheBlowfish is set to on the phone
KingWeevil: Ok Gwen...
KingWeevil: Hmmm... all by ourselves?
GeekyButGorgeous: Finally
KingWeevil: Yeah... we never get time together.
GeekyButGorgeous: No we don't
KingWeevil: What do you wanna do?
GeekyButGorgeous: So um what did you wanna do?
KingWeevil: Hehe
GeekyButGorgeous: Oh, oops giggles
KingWeevil: Well, we could go check out the morgue...
KingWeevil: I have suspicions that it might be empty...
GeekyButGorgeous: Yeah, that sounds like a good idea... I'll meet you there in 5? I just wanna go... freshen up.
KingWeevil: Why do women always go 'freshen up'?
KingWeevil: What do you do in there?
KingWeevil: Ah, never mind...
KingWeevil: See you there.
KingWeevil has left the conversation in anticipation of nookie
GeekyButGorgeous has left the conversation
MightyGwenQueenOfTheBlowfish's status is set to online
MightyGwenQueenOfTheBlowfish: Guys, I'm going home.
MightyGwenQueenOfTheBlowfish: Oh, they're gone…
MightyGwenQueenOfTheBlowfish has left the conversation