A/N: Alright, I'm gonna take some time off here for a minute just to clear things up. First of all, to tlcoopi7, Aimee already is a transformer. She's a Volkswagen. Lockdown likes to call her Herbie just to make her mad. As for turning Alexis, I'm still wondering if I should do that. I've seen too many fics do that to her. I personally do think that there aren't enough Starscream becoming human fics, and I might just experiment with that, just to see how it'll work. To Starscream's Amethyst, Eventually, they will fall for each other, hope fully by chapter 15 or so. I don't know, but be patient, it'll happen.

As for this chapter, I think you'll find it to be quite comical. Hope you like it. Sorry to waste your time.

Shadow

I heard that something quite funny happened the next day. Apparently, Blazer was worried about his daughter and Prowl…buttering the corn, I guess, before it was time to. So, he appointed Lockdown as her…I don't exactly know how to describe it, so I'll just tell you what he told me.

Aimee had been prettying herself for a while, trying to come up with good look ideas for the wedding. I couldn't blame her. She was getting married to the coolest mech out there (Other than Lockdown, of course) and she wanted to look good doing it. Prowl was watching her as she was doing this.

"You know, you don't need to do that, Aimee" Prowl told her.

Aimee sighed. "I know, but I just can't wait for spring to come next year. It'll be so dull before then".

Prowl got up and drew her close to him. "You look nice no matter what time of year it is. This really isn't necessary".

"Oh, shut up and kiss me, you ninja, Naruto wannabe".

Apparently they got a little too crazy and it became a make out session. Lockdown used his new super audios to hear through the walls, doors, etc. to hear them. That's when he kinda…Well, just read on.

"YOU BROKE MY DOOR DOWN!!!!!" Prowl yelled and everyone heard that.

"Chill it Prowl, you don't need to scream. In fact, I don't think they heard you in SCOTLAND!!!".

Yep, everyone heard that too.

"Fix…my door…NOW!!!" Prowl said through gritted teeth. Oh yeah, he wasn't happy.

"Later, but for right now…Herbie" Lockdown turned his attention to Aimee, "Daddy says that spark-mating before marriage is a huge no-no, so, I'll be keeping an eye on you and…Naruto here".

Well, at least he got Prowl a corny nickname like he did for Aimee.

"Oh Primus! Will you stop calling me that?! That is so annoying Lockdown! I'm not a little kid anymore!".

"I never said you were, Aims, but still… I like calling you that. It's amusing to see you get all angry about it".

"Get…out…NOW!!!" Aimee literally pushed Lockdown out and then left herself.

"That was really smart, Lockdown. Thanks a lot" Prowl said with sarcasm hinted.

"Just doin' my job, Prowl".

"Well your "job" is gonna cost me my marriage if you keep this up".

"Like I said, chill out, Prowl. I'll be back to fix your door here in an hour at the most. Until then, keep your hands off of Aims. Blazer's orders".

Lockdown came back and told me about it and as much as I felt bad for them, I found myself unable to stop laughing.

"You walked in on them? That was really mature Lockdown!" I managed to say while I was laughing.

"I had to do something to stop them. I think I did a pretty good job. Hey, do you know where Starscream is?".

"Hanging out with Alexis over by the pond. Why?".

"I need to talk to him that's all. Nothin' special".

A/N: You gotta admit, that was funny. See, I can be comical when I wanna be. Next chapter: Starscream/Alexis based. Not gonna be comical like this, but it'll have lots of fluff in it, so…Toodles!