"Well, hello Batman! Nice of you to join us!" Us? Batman looked in the direction of the voice to see Joker lying out on his bed. He had his usual green and purple suit, but the jacket was off. He had his arm holding up his head and he was sprawled out like he was modeling. Somewhere inside him, Batman enjoyed the view, but the next sight he did not. A small boy was tied to a chair, unconscious. "Joker, define 'alone' for me..." Batman said in his gruff voice.
"Okay, but first tell me what's up with that voice! You sound like your swallowing gravel! That's not what you'll be swallowing today!" Joker gave him a lustful look up and down. "You were supposed to come alone!" was Batman's only answer.
Joker looked slightly annoyed. He stretched, putting his arms and legs out behind him. "Oh no, Batman, please don't tie me up, pleeeeeeease!" came in a tiny voice from Joker's direction. Then, he jumped up and made to walk out nonchalantly. "See, I can change my voice. You change yours and we'll talk"
"Is it really that big of a deal?" Batman's voice was still the same.
Joker just ignored him pretending like he was having trouble with Bruce Wayne's bedroom doorknob. He was enjoying toying with Batman. The voice really did annoy him though. "Okay, let me here your real voice then!" Batman was trying to postpone becoming human with this...man. Yes, that's all he is. With the makeup, he looks like more, but when they were in interrogation, Joker had his gloves off and his hands and arms were very much a man's. Batman could remember those hands, soft and kindof small, but his forearms were the kind that you wouldn't mind have holding you in place. Wow, where was this going? "Well, as soon as you're done staring intently at the door...or maybe..." Joker started slowly moving his arms around watching the Bat's eyes move with them. A second later, Batman came out of it. "OH thank GOODNESS! I thought I LOST YOU!" Joker said as he mock-threw himself on Batman like a girl in distress.
Joker stood back and brushed Batman's shoulders off. "Sorry there Bat. Didn't mean to get makeup on your SEEEEERious costume!" Batman pushed him away.
"Enough games! What do you want?" Joker looked at him exasperated. "Still with the blasted voice?! Fine, I suppose I'll just have to wait in order to explore this sexual escapade." The last of the sentence he let fall into a whisper so Batman couldn't hear what he was planning. Just as he grabbed his jacket, he heard one of the sweetest things he'd ever heard.
"Fine." Batman said in a voice close to his real one. "We'll play this your way, Joker." Moving closer with every word so that when Joker turned around with his trademark grin back in place, he ran right into Batman's oversized chest. Looking up with a slight shock in his eyes, Batman could tell that if Joker hadn't been wearing makeup he would have been blushing. Joker stepped back and slipped back into his sneer. " Oh, Batman! You are SUCH a tease!" he said this with a small pout making Batman twitch. "Now, what do you want? And why didn't you come alone?" Batman asked still in his close-to-normal voice. Joker tingled with pleasure. "Well, the boy was just in case you decided to try and beat me to a pulp like usual. I still have bruises from our last dance. Not that I didn't enjoy it Batman, of COURSE I did, but...it HURT." the pout was back. Batman stood staring at him. What was happening to him, he didn't know, but Joker kept making him all hot.
Joker noticed this. 'Oh yes, my Bat, and now the real fun begins...'