"That burrito went right through me. I must go file a report with the great white round one!" – Jorgen von Strangle, Fairly Odd Parents,

Link's Story: Chapter Four: "I think someone took Split Personality Disorder far too literally when they came up with this!"

"Well, I can't call all of you Link, can I just give you nicknames?" Sheik asked, looking from one Link to another,

Each Link shrugged simultaneously. Sheik took that as a "Go for it,"

She pointed first to the Link dressed in green (regular Link), "I'll call you Link, because you look normal," she moved her finger to the Link dressed in red, "You'll be Red, and you'll be Blue," she said, pointing at the female Link dressed in blue, "We can't call you Purple, so Vio will have to do," she said to the weedy Link in purple.

She stopped to take a breath, and then pointed at the heroic Link in white, "We'll call you, um-"

He stopped her, then saying in an extremely annoying heroic (according to him) voice, "I would much prefer to be called Link, if you please, I am, after all the most heroic of us all,"

Sheik smacked him in the eye, "Shaddup, I'm just going to call you Captain Idiot now,"

Captain Idiot sat down in a huff,

"Now, moving on," Sheik continued, pointing at the Yellow Link, "You'll be Yellow, and you," She paused, finger pointing at the Dark Link, "You'll just be Dark Link, because we're used to that,"

"Now, we need a plan," Sheik said, talking to Link,

Blue raised her hand,

"Yes Blue?" Sheik asked, looking at Blue,

"Well, now there's more of us, shouldn't we just head to the Chronostar, make our way to the night we killed Ganon, resurrect him, then gang up on him if he tries to kill any of us," Blue explained,

"I like your plan, but I don't think I can deal with all you Links in the Chronostar, can you put yourselves back into one Link until we get there?" Sheik asked,

The Links looked at each other, and then raised their copy of the Four Sword up at the same time. In a flash, there was just one Link in the room, in his green clothes.

He looked at Sheik, "Let's go,"

Then he ran for the stairs, Sheik close behind.

As they headed down to the Chronostar, Sheik asked a question that had been bugging her, "Aren't you concerned that when your soul was separated one of the pieces was a girl?"

Link stopped and looked at her, "To be honest, I was expecting it. I figured at least one of them would have been female, due to all the stupid transformations I've had to deal with. Now my soul has been separated once, that should be a less likely scenario," as he finished he continued down the stairs,

"So if you transform from now on, you should stick in a male form, while Blue will change into a female version of said transformation?"

"Unless it's into a female-only race, like the Gerudo, then all of us will transform,"

"Thanks for clearing that up," Sheik paused, then asked another question, "Why do you think the Chronostar brought us here?"

Link stopped to consider this, "Well, I suppose the Chronostar thought it would be a good time to claim the sword,"

Sheik looked confused, "Do you really believe that?"

"To be honest? No, I don't, I'd say that the time stream needs me to have the sword; otherwise it wouldn't have tried," Link continued down the stairs,

When they reached the Chronostar, Link set a course back to the Cabana.

"Hang on, why are we going back to the cabana?" Sheik asked,

"Well, I think it's because you locked a lot of my stuff (useful stuff) under the cabana, like the Master Sword, among other items, we're going back to get 'em, especially the Master Sword because it's one of two items that can destroy Ganon, and the only one that has destroyed him thus far, the other being the Four Sword, which has yet to actually be forged in our timeline," Link told her,

The Chronostar hurtled through time.

Later, Link and Sheik were walking out onto the cold rock of the Forsaken Fortress.

Suddenly Sheik stopped. Link turned to look at her, "Hey, what's up?"

She looked at him, "Well, I suppose I'm just reminiscing. Today was the day I gave you the Silver Arrows. It's also the day we almost lost Aveil and Mikau. I suppose it's still painful," she smiled weakly, "Also, at this point in time, we've known each other for about a week. If it weren't for you, I'd've never found out who I was, or how important I am to the Universe, and I'd still be running from the world," she looked up at him, "Thanks,"

Link looked up at the sky, then said, "Remember the night we met, where you'd tried to run away, and I promised to look after you?" he looked back at her, "I've been keeping that promise ever since, because you are the most wonderful thing to ever happen to me, and all I want is to keep you safe," and at that, he kissed her.

As he stepped back after it, Sheik looked completely stunned, and then returned his kiss.

After spending several minutes in their embrace, they heard their own voices. Looking out to sea, they saw Linebeck's ship making it's way through the smaller rock formations around the island,

Ducking into the entrance of the fortress, Link and Sheik watched as the younger versions of themselves and their friends arrived to face Ganondorf.

Then they heard a noise behind them.

Behind them was a very large Darknut. It held a round shield and a broadsword that ended with a trademark upcurl. It lifted the sword over its head and swung towards Link and Sheik.

Sheik flipped over the sword as Link dodged to the side, then ran behind the Darknut and sliced at it, causing a piece of it's armour to fall to the ground.

Soon, the Darknut fell to the ground, and died. Link and Sheik looked outside, and saw that Younger Them had moved on to fight Ganondorf's minions.

Figuring they had about an hour until the fight with Ganondorf, Link and Sheik made their way up the side of the Forsaken Fortress (NINJA POWAAAAAAAAHHH!) to watch the fight, they had to know when to get the ashes.

As they got there, they looked through a window and they saw Ganondorf drop his twin swords, and vanish.

Then Sheik remembered something, "Link?"

"Yup,"

"Doesn't Ganondorf switch to giant pig mode and come up the side of the building?"

Link's expression was that of 'I'm a bigger idiot than I thought I was,' and then he turned, and looked directly behind him, to see a very large pig creature staring directly at him,

"Sheik?"

"Yeah?"

"I would suggest not moving, as he's looking right at us,"

Sheik froze, not even breathing.

Ganon sniffed, then ripped the roof of the building off, and began attacking the younger heroes,

When the person who would soon become Lynn was thrown away from the fight, Link jumped up and grabbed his collar, before dropping him lightly onto the path.

The he shouted to Sheik, "We'd better move, otherwise they'll see us,"

He and Sheik jumped to the bottom of the fortress, ready to collect Ganon's ashes.

Ashes were falling like snow, and as the kids made their way down the fortress, Link collected the ashes in an empty bottle, and then both he and Sheik ran to the Chronostar on a course to the Cabana. Unfortunately, the Cabana it went to was three years ahead of the day they just left, so it wasn't underwater yet, and there wasn't a single continent yet.

Still, no matter, it left an area in the middle of the ocean where no one would see the King of Darkness reborn.

Link placed the jar on one of the stepping-stones in the middle of the pool. Activating the power of the three flames, he directed their power towards the bottle.

The bottle smashed as the ashes burned. Then they fell again. Ganon wasn't back.

Then the Four Sword activated.

Love is in the air, so was Ganon, but he isn't coming back for some reason.