If I owned Gakuen Alice, Mikan and Natsume would be married by now.

01: Shiny Lexus.

Characters: Hyuuga N. & Sakura M.

Summary: "So, like, I think I met my one true love today, and uh, I kinda--er, ran him over with my shiny lexus."

word count: 1,506

The Painful Drabbles

Shiny Lexus

--By: Heartbroken Confession--

I can't believe it. If this is a dream, I will stab whoever wakes me up-- no, better yet, I'll make them buy me another car.

But I'm not dreaming. Finally, after years of saving up and working 4 jobs, I got what I've wanted since I was a wee little girl watching her older brother fix up cars in their garage. I finally got my shiny Lexus.

Of course, my family being one of the richest in Tokyo, they could've bought me one, in fact, bought me the best model without a second thought. But I told them I wanted to raise my own money for it. My dad scoffed at me, saying that I'd never be able to do it, I was only a senior in high school, he had said.

Well, now, as a second year college student, I have saved up and bought it on my own. So, in your face, daddy dearest.

I squealed and picked up my cell phone.

"Hotaru!" I called to the other line, "I got my car!"

"Congratulations," She replied, completely unenthusiastic. "Knowing you, you're going to run over someone."

"Oh, I so will not," I rolled my eyes, taking a left turn, "But, I told Daddy I could do it! I can't wait to see the look on his face."

"Im sure Yukihara-san is proud of you," Hotaru replied, sounding distracted.

"Yeah, maybe. Where are you right now?" I asked her.

"The Mocha Bean,"

"Hey! I'm near there," I said distractedly, looking to my left to check where I was, "Hotaru, I'll me--Bang," The noise and the force of me stopping the car instinctively told me that Hotaru had been right. I really did run over someone. Oh my god. "Uh, I'll...yeah." I dropped my phone and jumped out of the car, running to the front while trying to lengthen my a-little-too-short skirt with a tug.

A boy my age, lay on the ground, rubbing the bump on his head but otherwise unscathed.

"Oh my god, I am so sorry!" I began hyperventilating; I was so getting sued, "I'll do anything to make this up to you, I mean--" And then the boy looked up at me and stared.

It was one look to take my breath away. Why, you ask? Cause my heart told me I had just run into my one true love-- more like ran him over. And lemme tell you, the guy I almost turned into a pancake? Well, let's just say even as a pancake he would make a very sexy pancake.

"Can you stop ogling?" My fantasies were shattered when he spoke. His voice was as amazing as I thought it would be, but he spoke very crudely, no mannerisms at all. Then again, most people aren't nice to people that almost turned them into a sexy pancake.

"Um, right, uh, are you like, you know? Okay?" I questioned stupidly. I just ran him over, of course he's not okay!

"What do you think? You're the one who ran me over with your stupid car." And I gasped. Nobody, and I mean nobody makes fun of my shiny Lexus, not even God of Smexy over here.

"Okay, little boy, one, my shiny Lexus is not a stupid car! Two, you know what? I could have done a hit and run, so be grateful I didn't! And three, this is your fault for crossing the street in the middle of the road!"

He scoffed, "One, yes, I understand that is a very nice shiny Lexus, two, that would have been illegal, and three, this is a yield sign. You would have noticed if you weren't talking on your phone. Oh, and watch who you call little, little girl." He stood up and, yup. He had a good head and a half on me.

"Well, sorry! But, do you like, have to be so rude about it?"

"Well, like, like, yeah, like," He rolled his eyes.

"Are you, like, mocking me?" He didn't even have to reply, all he had to do was stare at me and give me the "are-you-serious" look Hotaru always gave me.

"Look, I'm sorry, okay? I totally just ran you over, is there anything I can do to help you out?" He glared at me for a second; what? Was he checking if I was safe? Kid, I'm not going to take you into a dark alley and rape you or anything.

"That's what I'm afraid of," He snorted, stuffing his hands in his pockets. Oh, did I say that out loud? "Give me a ride."

"That's all?" Well, much less than I had expected. I mean, if someone ran me over, I would demand a car and a can of frosting. "Um, where?"

"The Mocha Bean," He stated before opening my car door and getting in.

"Wha-- Oh, sure, I'm going there too actually." I stated dumbly before getting into the car.

To say that the car ride there was awkward was an understatement.

We just sat there.

A kid who got hit by a car and the girl that hit him.

I was rather grateful when we got to the Mocha Bean.

"Um, do you--" I turned around only to notice he was gone. I blinked and sighed.

At least that extremely awkward episode is over. I picked up my phone and dialed Hotaru's number.

"Hey, where are you?" I asked her.

"Booth 27, near the window."

"Oh okay, 'Oh, you're here'" I ignored her as she greeted someone else and walked toward her booth, "Like, I just had the most awkward thing happen to me. I ran over this really hot guy, and he was sooo rude an--" I dropped my phone once I reached Hotaru's booth (R.I.P. XPERIA).

"Oh? Is that so?"

I was looking Sexy Pancake Guy right in the eye. Oh gosh, he's hot.

"I knew you were gonna run someone over," Hotaru stated amusingly as she took a sip of her Latte.

"Well, Sakura, this is Hyuuga Natsume..." Ruka introduced.

I spared him a glance, when did Ruka get here? Ehh, whatever. I turned my attention back to the Hyuuga.

"Nice to meet you, Sakura." Natsume smirked, "You know, fangirls have tried a lot of ways to get my attention---" Oh, get over yourself buddy! "But running me over is a first."

I shot him a sarcastic smile, "Well, I am the creative type."

"Yeah, did you get creative and make that mask you're wearing?"

"No, I got it on sale at the costume store the day after Halloween."

"Should've guessed," I took a seat next to Hotaru reluctantly. She rolled her eyes at my attempt to give her a "how the hell do you know him" look.

"You know each other?" I heard Ruka ask Natsume.

"No," I snorted in reply for him.

"I think we got to know each other quite well--" I lowered the menu I was holding to try and glare him to death "--when she ran me over with her Lexus IS convertible."

"The one that hasn't even come out yet?"

Yes, it is a very nice car! In your faces! I'm so special, they gave me the car before it was even released (and maybe a little help with a phone call or two from Mother).

"I'm glad you acknowledge how sexy my car is."

Natsume scoffed, "Yeah, much sexier than your underwear, Polka dots."

That was when I decided that I am sooo going to murder Hyuuga Natsume.

--DribbleDrabble1 End--

"I dropped my phone and jumped out of the car, running to the front while trying to lengthen my a-little-too-short skirt with a tug. ....And then the boy looked up at me and stared." If you're wondering when he saw her underwear.

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