Hey guys! This chapter is a little different as it features (and is written by) a child of one of our favourite characters in Camp Rock. You can decide which, as I want to keep it a secret as to who I had in mind. Your opinions would be sweeeet. (:
The person being written to is Mr Johnson, who is the child's teacher at school, just so you know.
Mr Johnson,
My mommy has told me that I have to write and say sorry. I don't want to but she said if I don't then she will take away my toys. I am sorry (though not really).
I should not have thrown my building blocks at Oliver's head because he called me a loser. I should have walked away like you said last time I flicked paint at him. It wasn't my fault anyway. He was being mean. You never even told him off. Is it because my mommy and daddy are famous and you don't know any famous people, Sir? Sorry if it is, but you shouldn't get angry about it.
My mommy wants to check if I am being nice. I might not be writing nice things but I am not lying. I am seven and the only lie I ever told was telling Aunty Caity that Uncle Jason didn't steal the gummy worms when he did. He gave me a green one.
Anyway Oliver doesn't have a famous mommy. His mom only works in the cafe that I went to with mommy one time. She said she didn't want to drink the milkshake because it looked like sick. I don't know what Oliver's daddy does because I am not sure if being lazy is a job. You get away with it though so I suppose it is.
I do not think you will like this letter much but you need to know the truth Mr Johnson. Mommy says I must always tell the truth and so do you so I don't think you will be angry. The truth is that you are mean and nobody likes you and you smell of rotten cheese even though normally I like cheese.
My daddy said he thinks you are a big fat stupid jerk face. Do you know what that means, Mr Johnson? Mommy won't tell me.
Jake.
P.S – Daddy says I am not allowed to send this letter.