A/N: I ain't frieken I ain't fakin this, shut up and let me go hey! Sorry listening to VERY loud music and drinking Monster! Logan's on a camping trip(In December!) and I'm bored so heres the next chapter! And I figured out the word I forgot! It's application, not audition thingy. Lmao. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own half of the stuff in this story, the characters, the submitting of characters, Monster, Shut up and Let Me Go by the Ting-Tings, Total Drama Island, Chris, I own nothing! Cept the challenges, and the name Fun Farm Island!
Last time on Fun Farm Island, Chris challenged the campers to find the not-so-famous Buckin' Bananas after he escaped. The Lions were forced to choose between Billy and Russell. They chose the horse enthusiast. Russell won the Lions the challenge AND managed to hook up with Jessie. The Hyenas, bless their souls, sent Robert home, and also received Louise.
What will happen this time? Will Brian be nicer to Louise? Will I make Terry classier with the girls?(Don't worry I will) Will Louise prove to be an asset to the Hyenas? Will any other couples be created? And who will win this weeks challenge? Find out now, on Fun Farm Island!
"Farmers! Rise and shine! Meet in the mess hall for breakfast and the second challenge! McLean out!" Chris said over the loudspeaker.
"Ugh, what time is it?" Complained Harmony, after walking out of the barn.
"Six A.M. Sweetheart, why did you not get enough sleep?" Terry asked.
"No Brooke kept talking in her sleep. Very loudly too."
"Well how bout' tonight you sleep with me?"Billy interrupted. Terry glared at him and Billy backed off. "Sorry dude, sorry!" Then walked towards some of the other girls. Harmony turned to look at Terry, he grinned at her. Rolling her eyes, Harmony went and sat down at the table. By this time everyone was in the mess hall.
"Okay farmers, today's challenge will test your combat skills! But first producers want to boost ratings so today's episode will be hosted by Tamara Thomas!(Me!)" Chris said.
"Hey farmers. Today's challenge will involve six of you from each team so pick wisely." Tamara instructed.
"Uh, Tamara, thats not in the script." Chris told her.
"Uh Chris, I don't care." She said. They argued back and forth like this for several minutes. Meanwhile the were choosing their people.
At the Hyena table...
"Well Chris said it's going to be a test of combat skills, so we should put out our strongest players."Said Damon.
"Also it has to be equally divided. Three guys, three girls." Tamara added.
"So how about Terry, Damon, and Hunter for the guys." Ai said.
"What about the girls?" Alanna asked, trying to get a spoonful of the breakfast goop. She finally got it, and held it at eye level, inspecting it. It moved slightly and scared her. She accidentally threw it up in the air, in surprise, and it landed on Terry's head. (ROTFL!)
She let out a small chuckle before, frowning once again.
"How bout' Mickey, Louise, and Brooke?" Suggested Hunter.
"Sounds great!" Harmony chimed in happily.
At the Lion's table...
"Well for the guys it should obviously be Russell, Skyler and either Brian or Billy." Kevin said.
"Which one? We can't have both." Asked Stella.
"I suggest that Brian and Billy should fight for the right to participate in the challenge." Tamara said. No one had noticed her standing behind Brian.
"What kind of fight?" Asked Russell.
"Something difficult can be arranged I'm sure." She said, smiling evilly.
Chris walked over to her and gave her a hug. "Welcome to the family! I can see why the producer's picked you. Your just as bad as me or Chef. I underestimated you."Chris said.
"It's okay Chris, just don't do it again. Or else." She said, then pushed him off of her.
"Okay fighting.... um lets see. We could have them race over a pit of electric eels. Or maybe I've got it! Who ever can listen to the Jonas Brothers the longest!"(Don't take offense if you like them) Tamara contemplated. "How does that sound to you guys?" She asked.
"I LOVE it!" Chris said.
"Sure." Brian said.
"Your on." Billy said.
Ten minutes later....
"Okay Billy, Brian, put on these headphones and whenever you can't take anymore take them off. It's that simple." Tamara explained. The boys picked the headphones and placed them in their ears. They both immediately started twitching. Brian looked like he was getting paler by the second, and Billy was sweating profusely. A while later, Brian took his headphones off.
"It was h-horr-ible. So much Jonas!" He ran to the bathroom and you could hear him throw up.
"Looks like Billy is our winner!" Tamara said raising Billy's hand in the air.
"I better go make sure Brian is alright." Sighed Bella. And with that she walked towards the bathrooms.
"Welll have you decided on the girls?" Asked Tamara.
'Here how about Emma, Jessie, and me?" Suggested Stella.
"Sounds good to me!" Tamara said. Then walked off. "Now Chris I must talk to you about the challenge!"
"Sure thing. Farmers don't go anywhere, the challenge will start shortly." Chris said, before walking away to talk to Tamara. A few seconds later they heard someone yell, some banging, and a slam and a click. Tamara came back, with her new co-host, Stella Nestle!(I went back to review my reviews and noticed two Stella's had applied to the show. And I never specified which one had actually got in, so this is the one who didn't. I'm so so sorry!)
"People, this is Stella Nestle! She will be the co-host for today!! I will only be here for this episode. Don't worry Chris is resting in the Men's bathroom for now. He's locked in so he won't be bothering us." Tamara said.
Stella stepped forward and cleared her throat. "Hello farmers. I'm Stella obviously, and I'm todays co-host. So your challenge is going to be difficult. Extremely difficult. You are going to dance!" She finished dramatically.
"What!?!" I thought you said this was going to be physical?" Terry exclaimed in disgust.
"It was, but I decided this would get better ratings." Tamara said with a smile.
"Thats unfair!" Hunter chimed in.
"Thats life. You can do the challenge or go home. Your choice." Stella finished.
"So we have to dance? Can we switch the people we picked?" Asked Alanna.
"Nope, now pick from the selected people to be your partner." Stella said. (I mean the groups pair up)
On the Hyena team: Terry & Louise, Damon & Brooke, and Hunter & Mickey.
On the Lion team: Skyler & Stella, Billy & Molly, and Russell & Jessie.
"Now the Hyena's will go first! You have 1 hour to come up with a suitable dance routine for EACH of the pairs. GO!" Tamara said. The Lions quickly ran back to their barn, while the Hyenas ran to the stage.
At the Hyenas:
"Okay, so I step here, step back, and then twirl?" Asked Terry.
"Pretty much. Just don't drop your partner this time." Louise complained.
"She's got a point twinkle toes, were not gonna win if your partner's knocked out cus' you dropped her." Shonnie chimed in.
"Twinkle toes?!? Your asking for it!" Terry growled and walked over to pummel Shonnie into the ground. But unfortanatly for him he tripped over a rock.
"Ow! My ankle! I think I twisted it." He whined.
"Here let me help you." Harmony said, walking over to help him.
"Looks like Shonnie will have to take his place." Damon commented.
At the Lions:
"I don't want to dance!" Argued Billy.
"Dude thats the challenge, get over it." Skyler snapped. He then grabbed Stella's hand and did the dance perfectly.
"Skyler! You finally got it!" Exclaimed Stella. "Now go help the others." She commanded. He sighed then went over to help Billy and Emma. Emma was checking her make-up, while Billy flexed, not even noticing she wasn't paying attention.
Stella grinned and walked over to Russell and Jessie. They had already conquered the dance and were now dancing for fun. Unfortunately Russell fell over and of course he dragged Jessie down with him, making her land on top of him. He grinned, leaned up, and kissed her, before standing up. Stella rolled her eyes and went to sit with Elliot and Molly, who were drawing each other.
Kevin was standing with Bella, watching Brian do tricks on her skateboard. Every now and then Brian would stop and watch Bella do a trick. This went on til' Bella fell and Brian ran over to help her up.
Tamara was watching them. "Time to get this party started." She muttered to Stella N. with a grin. (Rhyming!)
A/N: And cut! Thats a wrap people! For now at least. Don't ya love cliffhangers? I promise to have the rest up by the end of the week at the most. Kisses to all my reviewers! (The chocolate kind you pervert!) And Flame Rising, heres an extra big kiss just for you! As for your review, you can take it and shove it up your a$$! Toodles! ~Lexi