Things I'm no longer allowed to do at the SGC (part two):
Walk around behind Daniel saying, "Oma, Uma." (Get it?)
Walk up to a Tokra and say, "What's shakin' snake-head?"
Tell Jacob I want to be a Tokra for Halloween and ask where I can get the cool duds.
Tell the Tokra if they want to stop their race from dying off, they should learn not to leave their people behind!
Speak to the Tokra again.
Start up a drinking game for every time Teal'c says, "Indeed."
Steal Teal'c's candles (and hide them in Daniel's office).
Give Teal'c a book on Freudian dream analysis.
Use General Hammond's red phone to call my mom.
Hang posters of The Avenger in Colonel O'Neill's quarters.
Record The View over his Simpson's tape.
Hack into the mainframe and change the spelling of the Colonel's last name to O'Neil.
Do the same to his locker and dressing room space.
See if the one with two L's really does have a sense of humor. ;-)
Modify my Darth Vader costume and walk around acting like a super soldier.
Ask Daniel how to say "crap" in all the languages he knows.
Ask Daniel how to say "DIE!" in all the languages he knows.
Ask Daniel how to say "moron" in Russian. (Only because the Russian program messed up. I have nothing against the country!)
Ask Daniel how to say "you suck" in Goa'uld.
Ask Jack to teach me how to juggle.
Try to lie in order to avert suspicion for all the pranks going on at the SGC. (I swear I'm nota za'tarc!)
Now, for the suggestions I've already received!
Cottage Ghost:
Put a sticker in front of the gate ramp that says, "Objects in wormhole are way, WAY further than they appear."
Call the maintenance crew to "unclog" the gate.
Fill O'Neill's coffee cup with stuff to pick out of it (dust, lint, tea leaves, eraser shavings).
Make mosquito sounds every time Teal'c is nearby.
TP every statuette in Daniel's office, then drop by to ask if he has seen my "mummy" (okay, groan if you must).
Put up a "Gone Fishing" sign on the door to Carter's lab every time she steps out.
Athena:
Sing "Row, row, row your boat" within hearing range of SG-1.
Dangle cheap jewelry in front of Vala while saying, "You know you want it…"
Make "Yo Gramma" jokes around Colonel Mitchell.
Ask if Thor has to use the potty before launching into hyperspace.
I'll take more suggestions! Anybody have some?