I am SO sorry I haven't updated in forever, I have a ton of homework and I got addicted to 'The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas'. It's an AMAZING book; one of the best I've read in ages so if you get the chance please read it. It's pretty short and didn't take me any longer than a few hours, and I promise you won't be disappointed!
Jason,
Why the hell did you eat my muffin? I hate you. I left it on the side and told you not to touch it while I went upstairs and then I came back downstairs and it was gone! My mom says I'm not allowed to be mean to you about it because you asked first but this is totally not nice, Jason. I aspected this from a jerk like your brother (offence meant) but not you, Mr. I am very unhappy and want a word with you about this.
You should know girls don't like it when people steal their food, aspecially muffins.
You ran off before I could give you your birthday present so you'll have to learn manners before I give it to you, young man. I am so disappointed (I learnt that word when mom was talking to daddy but I am sure it means annoyed) in you.
Caity.
P. S – I still hate you. And you still owe me a muffin.
I imagine her to be about ... seven or eight in this? I'm not sure, whatever age you think is fine with me (: And yes, I deliberately spelt 'aspected' and 'aspecially' like that. :P