Disclaimer: Same old sad news… Even sadder, 'cause I'm watching season 9 now, and Jack's gone! :-(

Let me preface this by saying that I realize the time machine only works for periods of time greater than 100 years. This is all in fun, so we'll just say I head to the year 1400 first, then go forward in time again to the year I'm aiming for…

And I should probably also mention – I think Daniel is HOT!!!!!!!!

(Always have.)

Go back in time to when the Russian Colonel is dying from lack of an immune system – and give the poor man some Tretonin!!!

Go back in time to when the Prometheus was being built and tell them to put the ring room a lot closer to the bridge!

Go back in time to when Daniel suggests they get Ra's ZPM from 3000 B.C. – and zat him!

Go back in time to the end of season 6, get myself ascended, and stop Oma from stopping Daniel from killing Anubis when he had the chance!

(Note to self: go to the gym a lot before doing this. So I'll look good when I'm found naked somewhere…)

Go back in time to the beginning of the 9th season and tell Daniel to either shave or loose the glasses. (Either by itself is sexy, but I just don't like the two combined!)

Borrow my nephew for a day and take him to the SGC. Find Daniel, show him the boy, and say, "Machello… he's yours!"

Wear my modified Darth Vader costume, slap Daniel across the face, then ask him if I should kiss it better. (Or maybe I'll just do it anyway…)

Beg Vala to tell me where she put the bracelets from the Goa'uld Nut. (Guess which archaelogist I'd snap one on?)

Stand around General O'Neill's office whenever SG-1 goes missing. Just in case Daniel turns up naked again. ;-)

(I'm just gonna stop there. Once I reach the point of talking about Daniel being naked…well, things can only get worse. And I don't write that kind of stuff!)

On to the suggestions I've received!

Paladin13:

Give SG-3 (the Marine Unit) a box of red shirts.

Tape over the Colonel's Simpsons collection with JAG

Hide any of Siler's tools and/or his First Aid kit.

Dye Carter's hair black or claim that Helen Magnus from Sanctuary is her long lost sister.

ValaMalDoran-Jackson:

(Paraphrased a bit to fit the flow… Hope that's okay, Vala!)

Steal Saran Wrap from the Commisary and help Jack wrap Daniel and Sam to whatever latest device they've been studying.

(Then I say we hit the fire alarm!)

Tie a sleeping Sam in her chair, leave the room, call her office phone, then go in once the ringing stops and ask her why she didn't take the President's call.

(He was calling to let her know the frat regs have been abolished. You'd think she would've wanted to answer that one, huh?!)

I'll admit, mine weren't that great. All the episodes I've been watching lately are serious. I'm waiting for things to get funny again. In the meantime, I'm in mourning for the loss of Jack on the show. The next chapter will be about him!

Well, mostly…