A/N: This will most likely sound different then my normal stuff, that is because I'm using Word this time and it keeps replacing my words with fancier words. Gotta love word. Read and Review. Please? Warning, some cussing. Sorry!

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"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to yet another extremely difficult episode of Fun Farm Island. Last time Tamara led a mutiny against me with help from Stella Nestle, afterwards they forced the farmers into a dance contest, which ended in Shonnie and Louise taking us by surprise with their amazing ballet skills. Needless to say the former Hyena's won, and the former Lions sent Billy home. Also the teams got switched up a bit. Shonnie, Kevin, Molly, Emma, Elliot, Terry, Harmony, Brooke, Skyler, and Alanna, are now the Cackling Hyena's, while Ai, Mickey, Bella, Brian, Stella, Louise, Russell, Jessie, Hunter, and Damon are the Roaring Lions. What will happen this time on Fun, Farm, ISLAND!?"

"Farmers! Wake up! Breakfast in a hour. See you then!" Chris's voice blared through the speakers, conveniently placed on the outside wall of the barns. Groaning and rubbing their eyes the tired Farmers stumbled out of their beds, into clothes, and outside into the cold morning air. Everyone except Brooke, that is. She was hopping around trying to rip the duct tape off her mouth.

"Who put that on me?" She demanded, finally getting it off. Harmony looked shocked, glancing at Terry she saw him staring at her. He smirked at her, then winked. Shaking her head she remained silent. She had slept peacefully, and she wasn't going to complain.

"An hour!" Alanna exclaimed, ignoring Brooke's comment. "Why wake us up then? Is this some other form of torture?"

"Well it looks like we have some time to kill, what should we do?" Skyler asked.

"I'm going back to bed, we're probably going to need the sleep for today's horrible challenge." Damon reasoned and with that he wearily walked back to bed. Yawning Shonnie, Kevin, and Alanna followed suit.

"I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm going to go check on Jezebel. There was a storm last night and he doesn't particularly like lightning and thunder." He started to walk towards the stables, Jessie ran to catch up with him, grabbing his hand and swinging it back and forth as she walked with him.

"Hey dudes, wanna go skate on the main platform?" Hunter asked Bella and Brian. Brian glanced at Bella before nodding his head. "Sure dude."

"Who wants to go swimming?" Skyler shouted. Giggling Stella walked over to him, and high-fived him. "I'm game!" Shrugging her shoulders Harmony followed, and eventually Brooke and Louise tagged along.

Ai rolled her eyes and jogged over to where Hunter was, he stopped skateboarding long enough to ask her if she wanted to learn. She looked surprised, but he took it for a yes. He hopped off, and helped her balance on it. After a minute she laughed, finally getting the hang of it.

Emma realized what was happening and ran over to Terry. "Hey! I wanna do your hair! Come on." She said before grabbing his arm and dragging him to where her hair products were awaiting.

Elliot finally got up the courage to walk over to Molly and whisper something in her ear. She quietly laughed before nodding yes. They walked away, towards the Stadium, without a word.

Mickey smiled, she really like those two. They didn't talk a lot and for the most part left her alone. Not completely alone, but they gave her her own space, only talking to her once in a while. Thinking she decided to take a walk in the woods. It seemed so peaceful and the rain had covered everything in a layer of, well, rain.

30 minutes later….

Chris had the camera men capture every moment of the farmers alone time. This would hopefully make up for the bad ratings they had earned because of last week's episode. Turns out not lots of people cared for dancing. It was time for the camera men to check in and report what the farmers are doing. Someone knocked on the trailer door. He shouted "Come in!" And in walked about 7 cameramen/women.

"Dudes! What's up with my little money makers?" Chris asked. The camera people shifted around a bit, before one stepped forward to inform Chris what was happening.

"Well actually, their all kinda sitting around, not doing anything remotely interesting." She said, flipping her long brown hair.

"Well Brandy, I think I'll be the judge of that. Did you still tape them?" Chris asked.

"Yeah, of course, here." Brandy said before handing over her camera. Chris took the tape out the camera and shoved it into the VCR. It was static, but then Damon, Shonnie, and Kevin flashed onto the screen. They were all sleeping, except Shonnie was snoring and had Onion, his pet hedgehog, laying on him, while Kevin drooled onto his pillow. This image stayed on the screen for a couple minutes, before switching to Alanna who was lightly sleeping on her bed. "Boring!" Chris stated, and then grabbed the next tape from Brandy's hand. The tape showed Elliot and Molly this time, but instead of sleeping Elliot was doing handstands and flips while Molly watched and applauded him.

"Well when they hook up we can show it, but until then we're going to focus on some of the slightly more, exuberant, people. Viewers like couples." Chris told, no one in particular. "Where's the tape of, I don't know, Jessie and Russell?" Another camera person handed the tape over. It turned on and Jessie's smiling face was shown on the camera. She was helping Russell wash his horse, and he was throwing soap bubbles at her. Rolling his eyes he stopped it. "Does anyone actually have something worth showing?" He asked, clearly irritated.

"Here, it's Emma's and Terry's tape." Said Brandy. Chris put it in, and sat back. Emma appeared on the screen; she was holding a box of hair coloring and was massaging it into tiny strips of Terry's hair. She was streaking his hair black. Chris started laughing. Now she blow dried his hair, and started shaping it. Then she attacked it with a can of hairspray. Only the hairspray was really just glittery Halloween spray. Terry wasn't aware of what was happening, as he was asleep.

"I've seen enough, let's just get them all into the mess hall." Chris said, still absent mindedly staring at the TV. Screen with a half smile on his face.

"Farmers! Times up! Meet me in the mess hall for breakfast, and an announcement." Chris shouted.

After they all gathered in the mess hall, got their plate of disgusting glop, and sat at their tables, Chris cleared his throat and looked at the campers.

"Dudes and Dudettes! Are you ready to meet the new permanent co-host? Here's Schuyler! (Pronounced Skyler! Not to be confused with the camper Skyler)" Chris said.

"Hey little people!" Said a slim, tan girl wearing a grey tank-top that said "Try me" on the front, with a black and light blue hoodie, black skinny jeans, and dark blue high-heel wedges. She had platinum blonde in a ponytail and colbat blue eyes.

"Little people? Seriously were not that much smaller than you." Said Alanna.

"But you are smaller than me, and I'll call you whatever the heck I want to call you." Snapped Schuyler.

"Whatever." Alanna said, rolling her eyes.

"Watch it girl, I'll blow you up. I've got dynamite in my suitcase, that's got your name all over it." Schuyler said, with an evil smirk. Alanna quickly went back to eating her glop in defeat.

"Well today's challenge is undecided so far, any suggestions?" Chris asked.

"How bout we sit around on our asses all day, and whoever can go the longest wins." Damon suggested.

"Yeah, no. We want to increase ratings, not scare them away all together." Chris stated.

"Well then why are you asking us what we want to do? You know we're going to suggest horrible ideas." Ai said.

"Hey Chef, I think that there's a note on your back, turn around." Schuyler said out of nowhere. Chef turned around and Schuyler pulled a piece of paper off his back. She then proceeded to read it out loud. "Kick me, my cooking sucks. That's not very original, I could've come up with something better." Chef then started turning a hideous crimson red color.

"You damn kids! You will pay for this!" Chef yelled. Then he walked out the building and soon enough they could hear a motor starting. Chris peaked out the door to see what was happening.

"That's it, I got it! Farmers, Chef is out there on a combine harvester and I'm pretty sure he wants to get revenge. So today's challenge is to run and hope you don't get caught. I'm gonna get Schuyler to give Chef a paint gun, if he manages to shoot you, or you get injured/killed then come back here. Whoever's left last wins! We'll call you when everyone else has been caught. Well what are you waiting for? Go!" Chris said, very quickly.

The farmers took off, except Emma of course. Terry noticed this, sighed, walked over there, and picked her up bridal style. Then continued to run towards the stable. Seconds later Chef was ready to go. His paint ball gun was loaded and ready, and he was ready to kick some teenage butt. He directed the combine harvester towards where he saw Terry and Emma go, and took off.

Chef P.O.V.

I'm having a ball. Those idiot kids are going to get it now. If only the producers had let me do this last season. Oh well, time to hunt some farmers. I rode to the stable and got off the combine harvester. I think that criminal kid brought the air-head girl here. I got my gun and sneaked up, ninja style. They were sitting in a stall talking about something or other. They were making this to easy. Jumping in front of them I aimed and fired. I managed to hit the criminal, but he helped the girl crawl through a vent before I could get her. After doing so, he smirked and saluted me. For that I shot him again in the face. Laughing I left, I'd find the girl later.

This time I headed towards the bathrooms. I doubt that any smart human being would hide in there, but you never know. Opening the door, I dropped to the floor and crawled. I peaked under the stall doors and didn't see any one's feet. Shrugging my shoulders I started to exit the restroom, then I heard it. Someone sneezed, not very loudly, but it was still audible. Smiling I headed towards the source of the sneeze. It came from the end stall. I went over there, and kicked it open. There stood that kid, ya know the one with the afro type thing. I mean it was most definitely an afro, but it was pretty small. Anyways he was standing on the toilet seat, so I did what I was born to do. I shot him. He asked me where he was supposed to go, and I pointed in the general direction of the mess hall. Sighing I watched him walk out. What was today's youth coming too? He didn't even put up a fight. I marched out side and climbed back on the combine harvester. Enough of the buildings, time to search the woods.

Gosh it's hot out here, I thought. I'd been riding around in the woods for twenty minutes now and haven't found anyone yet. Grinding my teeth I stopped the combine harvester and listened. A twig snapped, I immediately turned to look. There was that crazy girl! Apparently she had been following me. I mentally smacked myself, how could I have let that happen again? (Remember? TDI, Izzy, Hide and Seek?) As soon as I spotted her she ran, but then fell over something lying on the ground.

"OOOOWWWW!!!!" Called a screeching voice. I looked and it was that Damon or whatever kid, he had been laying under some leaves. This was too good, catching both kids at the same time. Laughing I walked over to them. Crazy girl got up to run and I was about to shoot her when that dude lunged at me. He managed to knock me off my feet. After shooting him, I quickly moved him aside to see if I could still shoot crazy girl, but she was gone. What is it today with dudes helping girls? I checked to see if the Damon kid was still alive and then took off after crazy girl.

I'd found her, finally. She was having a chat with one of the security guys guarding the gate. They were discussing jobs, or more like she was talking and he was asleep. I silently chuckled. Then I stopped, I've been laughing too much lately. I aimed, fired, and hit her square in the back of the head. Walking away I felt something sharp land in my butt region. I pulled it out and inspected it. It was a tranquilizer dart, exactly like the one in my trailer. I scanned the area to see who had shot me, but I was about to go out like a light. The last thing I saw was that Mickey girl holding a gun and waving at me, then I blanked.

Schuyler's P.O.V.

That stupid chef had gotten shot by a tranquilizer gun. I nearly laughed my butt off when a couple of the farmers carried him back.

"Well, since Mickey managed to shoot him, she and her team get invincibility." Chris told the farmers. I watched the Hyena's expressions, I must admit I'm curious to see who they end up voting off. I couldn't tell, I'd just have to wait for the confessionals. That's right I managed to get Chris to bring that back. He was such a pushover, it only took one measly little threat to get what I wanted.

In the Confessionals…

Mickey: I'm excited that I won the challenge for our team. That's it, now go away.

Brooke: Damon is sooooooo cute, and it was so sweet of him to tackle chef like that! No other guy I know would've done that for me, well, except my brother. He's totally awesome too. Oh, yeah, and I'm sad that my team lost. I vote Kevin off he's not very useful.

Terry: What the hell? A confessional in the bathroom, you're joking right? Some bastard producer has a sick sense of humor. I can't believe Emma put sparkles in my hair. Of all the things, at least the black looks pretty cool. I boot off that Kevin dude.

Ai: Eeeewwww…. This is disgusting! It's all covered in slime and stuff. I can't believe Mickey shot Chef. Isn't that against the rules? Ugh, whatever as long as we won.

Russell: Wohooo! We won! This is awesome! That was one weird challenge though.

Emma: I climbed through a freakin air vent just for us not to win? This sucks. But I got to do Terry's hair! Didn't you love it? I was going to turn it pink, but that is so not his color. I don't understand why the hairspray didn't work though. I vote off Alanna, she's not nice.

Alanna: Thanks a lot for the wonderful challenge Chris. We lost, again. My team is full of losers. They couldn't win a challenge if the other team forfeited. Looks like I'm just going to have to win us the next challenge. I vote off Emma, we can't afford to lose challenges because of her being dumb.

Bella: I can't believe that Mickey shot Chef. I'm glad we won, but I wanted to see if Chef would catch me. I'm a really fast runner.

Louise: Okay, this camp stinks, all the cute guys are taken, the food is disgusting, the only remotely good thing is that we won the challenge. And there's no peas, stupid peas.

Skyler: We lost, Stella's on a different team, and this farm stinks. I'm so looking forward to either winning or Playa De Losers. I vote off Kevin.

Shonnie: I hope my team doesn't vote me off. That would bite. Onion was just getting use to this place. His throwing up is almost gone, don't tell Terry but Onion threw up on his pillow this morning. I vote off Terry, Onion doesn't like him that much.

Molly: This place is nice, it's so much better than home. I love my dad and brother but people here are so friendly. Especially Elliot. I vote off Kevin, he isn't that nice. I mean even Terry was somewhat friendly.

Elliot: Bye bye Kevin.

Harmony: I saw the footage of Terry helping Emma, it was so sweet of him to help her. I wonder what they were talking about though. I vote off Emma, she's too nice.

Damon: My back hurts really bed right now. Jumping on Chef wasn't my brightest idea, but Brooke seemed to appreciate it.

Jessie: We won, thank gosh. I wonder what the next challenge will be.

Brian: Is this going to take long? I gotta go practice my Ollie.

Kevin: Very original, I bet you that half my team has voted to get rid of me. They'll pay, they all will! I vote for Terry, he gives in to girls to easy.

Stella: Hi people watching us!

Hunter: Did anyone else notice Terry's new hair? It's sparkly and stuff. I nearly died laughing.

At the campfire ceremony…

"Hyenas, you sat in the confessional and voted, when I call your name come and receive your marshmallow!" Schuyler announced.

"Brooke!" Brooke skipped up to claim her sugary confection.

"Emma and Molly!" Emma linked arms with Molly, and they waltzed over to get their marshmallow.

"Harmony and Terry" They walked up and Harmony immediately ate her marshmallow. Terry winked at her while she was swallowing, causing her to almost choke.

"Shonnie!" Shonnie jumped in the air, practically shouting in delight.

"Alanna" Alanna strutted over to the tray, grabbed her marshmallow, and threw it at Chris, who was holding the tray. It hit him in the eye, and he doubled over in pain. Schuyler grabbed the tray before it fell to the ground.

"Elliot and Skyler!" She exclaimed, "Which means Kevin is going to playa de losers! Adios amigo!"

Kevin took his time walking over to the helicopter, eventually Terry and Skyler picked him up and threw him on it. The remaining Hyenas waved as the helicopter carried Kevin away.

Cheering the Lions picked up Mickey and started chanting her name. Mickey made a face like she was in pain, Hunter saw this and put her down on the ground.

"What's wrong?" He asked her.

"The headaches are back. I was hoping maybe they had gone aw-" Then she passed out. Chef came over picked her up and carried her too the infirmary. The Lions watched in wonder, except Stella, Louise, and Bella. They followed to make sure she was alright.

"Well that's it for this week's episode; tune in next time to see what happens next on Fun, Farm, ISLAND!!!" Schuyler said.

"Hey! You stole my line!" Chris said, holding his now throbbing eye.

"Get over it, you big wuss." She said then walked away.

A/N: Well there it is. My magnificent chapter.7 ½ pages long. And 3261 words. Got challenge ideas? Send them in. Happy Holidays!!

Cookies N' Cream: Hey! She passed out. Happy? I hope I did it right, I've never had to write some one changing personalities before. Her waking up will appear next chapter. Hope you like it!

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