A/N: Thank you all for your magnificent reviews. I just figured out I've been mis-spelling "Davon's" name. His name is actually Damon. I feel really bad, but for now his name is going to stay as Davon, cuz, it's less confusing for me. After this chapter I'll be going back and correcting old chapters, so then it'll change. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I'd like to thank 1000GreenSun for the rockin' challenge idea. It's hers, not mine.
"Last time on Fun Farm Island, the farmers were forced to run from Chef, when someone commented on his bad cooking skills. After three of them got caught, Mickey bravely shot Chef with a tranquilizer gun, securing the win for the Lions. The Hyenas sent a heart-broken Kevin home and the Lions cheered Mickey for her heroic deed. Unfortunately they weren't told that loud noises set off her split personality. It must've slipped my mind. What will happen this time on Fun, Farm, ISLAND!?!" Chris announced to the camera.
"Farmers, time to wake up! You've got a big day ahead of you, and lots of fun to get to." Chris announced, "Meet in the infirmary this time." The farmers slowly walked out of their tents. The Lions were silent as the grave. They slowly marched one by one towards the infirmary tent. Once inside they saw that all of the beds were empty.
"Where's psycho girl?" Terry asked. A couple of the Lions shot him a death glare. "Sorry, where's Mickey?"
"She woke up in the middle of the night, knocked out Chef, and escaped. We have our guys out looking for her, Lions, your going to have to do the challenge without her."
"Dude your going to give us a challenge while one of our team mates is out there? That's harsh." Hunter commented.
"Yeah, well, the fact of the matter is people are still watching the show and they want to see a challenge so, as they say, the show must go on." Schuyler said.
"Jackasses" Louise mumbled under her breath.
"Anyways today's challenge is a scavenger hunt. Schuyler is going to divide you into pairs, Chef will give each pair a list, and then you'll go search for the items." Chris said.
"Whichever pair finds all their items first wins the challenge for their team. Here are the lists." Schuyler said as she passed them out.
"Hurry up, and avoid the woods. That's were we have the people looking for her." Chris added.
"Go!" Schuyler shouted gleefully. The farmers just stood there staring at her.
"What? Why aren't you scrambling about looking for the stuff?" Chris asked, obviously confused.
"Dude, she was supposed to assign us into pairs. Remember?" Russell said.
"Oh, right, Lions, Ai and Hunter, Bella and Brian, Damon and Louise, and Jessie, Russell, you'll be with Stella. Hyenas, Molly with Elliot, Alanna and Shonnie, Skyler and Brooke, and that leaves Terry, Emma, and Harmony. That everybody? Well then what are you waiting for? Go!" Said Chris.
The farmers took off running in different directions.
Lions: Hunter & Ai
"Look, I think we should go check the bathrooms. Chris has a sick sense of humor and so does that Schuyler girl. They probably hid something in there." Ai reasoned. Hunter just shook his head in agreement. They carefully made their way to the bathrooms, avoiding the shady spots as much as possible.
"Why are we supposed to avoid the woods? Mickey's double can't be that bad." Hunter wondered out loud.
"You don't know that, for all we know she could be a psychotic killer, waiting to rip us to shreds. I doubt it, but you never know." Ai replied.
When they finally got to the bathroom, they stood there staring at the stalls. Ai nudged Hunter forward a bit, and he took a deep breath, walked over to the first stall, and kicked it open with his foot. He gave her thumbs up to show that nothing was in there. Moving on to the next one he kicked it open as well. He grinned at her this time. She gave a slight smile, before motioning to the last, and final stall. Rolling his eyes at her he went and opened it. There standing on the toilet seat was Mickey.
"Hey your that kid on my team, Hunter." She said. Hunter gulped and nodded.
"Hunter? What's wrong?" Ai asked in a worried voice.
"Mickey peered over the stall at her. Noticing the white slip of paper in her hand she asked Hunter what the challenge was.
"We're supposed to find the items on this list before the other team." He replied gulping.
Mickey snorted with laughter, "Calm down I'm not going to kill your ass, I want to win this shitty challenge as much as you. Can I see the list?" Ai walked over to her and handed her the list.
"This shit is simple, here let me find the stuff for you. I watched Chris and his little girlfriend hide them all. You guys stay here, I'll be right back. Hunter didn't say anything, so Ai replied with "Sure."
"Fuck, I forgot do you guys know where the bastard guards are looking for me at?" She asked quickly.
"Their looking in the woods." Said Ai.
"It's like taking candy from a baby." She said, and then she exited through the door and took off running.
"Well, she's not a psychotic killer." Ai said.
"Or her double's a really good actor." Hunter said, staring off at the doorframe that Mickey had been standing in, seconds ago.
Lions: Bella and Brian
"Brian? Where'd you go?" Bella called into the stables.
"Bella, I'm right here. Did anyone ever tell you, you worry too much?" Brian replied, dropping beside her from the rafters.
"Did you find anything?" Bella replied, ignoring the latter comment.
"Nope, no rakes, pineapples, or high-heels up there." He said.
"Damn it, were could they be!" Bella exclaimed.
"Calm down, I bet you no one else has found their stuff yet anyways." Brian said, bending over to tie his shoe.
"That's the point! We need to find it before anyone else does." Bella remarked.
"Hold on, we need a high-heel, does it specify what kind?" Brian asked.
"No, it just says high heel." Said Bella.
"I've got an idea, follow me." He grabbed Bella's hand a dragged her to the lake. Schuyler was laying on the shore getting a tan.
"Schuyler! We need your shoe." Brian said.
"And why should I give it to you?" She asked taking off her sun glasses to look at them.
"Because you're a kind caring person?" Brian said. Schuyler laughed, grabbed the shoe lying beside her, and tossed it to him.
"Have fun!" She called out, as Bella and Brian walked away.
"Do I want to know how you knew where she was?" Bella asked when they were away from the lake. Brian started mumbling something about one of the guys saying something about her tanning everyday.
"Pig." Bella muttered walking away.
Lions: Damon & Louise
"Well isn't this fun." Louise commented.
"Yeah, it's a blast." Damon muttered.
"You don't have to be so sarcastic, ya know." She replied.
"Look, leave me alone." Damon huffed.
"Whatever. By the way there's a spider on your back." She said, smirking. Damon started hopping around, trying to get it off.
"Oh look at that, it s a cricket. Isn't one of our items a cricket?" She said, scooping the little creature up in her hand. "And to think, you got all worked up over a cricket." She continued, laughing.
"I wasn't scared." Damon said.
"Yeah sure you weren't, you were shaking because it's cold outside." Louise said.
"Fine I call a truce." Damon said.
"A truce? What are we in Middle School?" She said, looking at him with a curious look on her face.
"It's impossible to talk to you! Why do I bother?" Damon asked.
"Take a chill pill, fine truce." She replied.
"Too late I take back my truce now." Damon said. He bent down to examine a rock.
"What!?! You can't take back a truce offering! I declare war!" She shouted and with that she started throwing pinecones at him.
"Fine I agree! Truce, truce."
"I accept on one condition, you let me help you ask Brooke to go out with you." Louise said, smirking yet again. Damon instantly paled.
"What? I don't like her!" He said, too quickly.
"Yeah right and the sun is purple. It's so obvious. Now do you want this truce or not?" She replied.
"Fine, deal." He said, and then they shook hands.
Lions: Russell, Jessie, & Stella
Russell was wandering ahead of the Stella and Jessie. They had all decided to search the woods anyways. They were chatting about girl stuff, and to be perfectly hones he really didn't care. Last time he had attempted to listen to them they had been talking about bands and rating their looks on a scale of one to ten. He stopped thinking long enough to hear what they were whispering about now.
"Okay, how about Hunter?" Stella whispered to Jessie.
"Ooh, a definite 8. I just absolutely adore his hair."
"Me too! And have you seen his six pack?"
"Hm, how bout Mr. Quiet up there?" Stella whispered, yet again, too Jessie.
"Ten obviously! He's so hot, and a total gentleman." Jessie whispered back.
"Right, you sound like you really like him."
"Well, hes like the perfect guy. I really do like him, but shhhh! I don't want him to hear and get a big head over it." Jessie replied, "What about you? Rate Skyler."
"Skyler? Why would I rate him?" She asked curiously. I rolled my eyes. It was only too obvious to everyone that Skyler was totally in to this girl, everyone but her, apparently.
"Don't you like him?" Jessie asked.
"Yeah, he's a great friend."
"No, I mean more than a friend." Jessie asked, then all turned quiet.
"I never really though about it. I guess so, but I don't think he likes me like that." She said, I had to try really hard to hold in my laughter. If only she could hear the way Skyler went on and on about her. It was almost sickening.
"Ugh, whatever. How bout' Terry?" Jessie asked, things were silent for a minute before they burst out laughing.
"Hes hot as hell, but I have no intention of landing myself in jail over him." Stella gasped between laughs.
"So true, Elliot?" Jessie asked.
"He's good, how bout a nine? He's so damn sexy, and the silent, shy thing only helps it." Stella said. Jessie nodded in agreement.
Then I spotted it, it was a red flag. Sweet, that's on our list. I doubled back and showed it to the girls. They looked at it and burst out laughing. They started to walk ahead of me. I could barely hear Jessie say, "Boy's their so clueless" I looked at the flag, looked at them, and sighed. I'll never understand girls. Never.
Hyenas: Molly and Elliot
"Elliot! Where are you?" Molly shouted. She didn't say anything for a few minutes, trying to hear if he was there. She only heard silence.
"Elliot! Come on! You're scaring me!" Molly shouted yet again. Minutes later Elliot appeared. He had all three of the items they needed, Molly quickly ran up to him and gave him a hug. He smiled and said, "Miss me? Do you remember which way to get back?"
"Shoot! I knew coming in the woods was a bad idea." She said.
"It's okay, we got the items didn't we?"
"Not okay if we can't get back." She replied, still clinging on to him. Then Mickey appeared, hanging upside down from a tree.
"You guys lost?" Mickey asked impatiently.
"Yeah." Elliot responded.
"Here, I'm heading back to the hell hole, follow me." She said, swinging onto the ground.
"Why are you going to help us? We're on the other team." Molly asked timidly.
"You two are a hell of a lot better than the people on my team, I can't get voted off because I'm not participating in this challenge, whoever does get voted off is less competition for me, and for some unexplainable reason, I actually like you two. Now hurry up before I change my mind." Mickey said, still guiding them towards the farm.
When they finally got there Mickey headed towards the bathrooms. But first she said, "You better get that stuff to Chris, and don't tell anyone you saw me or that I helped you, got it?" She commanded. Elliot and Molly nodded, and walked off. On their way Molly twisted her ankle, and Elliot had to carry her back, forcing them to arrive late.
Hyenas: Alanna & Shonnie
"Listen up nerd boy we are going to do this my way, or I'll kick your ass. Got it?" Alanna threatened.
"Hey look out for that br-" Shonnie tried to yell, but alas he was too late. Alanna walked head on into a low tree branch. She feel to the ground and was knocked unconscious. Shonnie ran over to her and checked her pulse, after determining that she was still alive, he picked her up and carried her back to camp. After dropping her off in the infirmary, he went and told Chris what had happened.
"Harsh, dude, you and Alanna forfeit then?" He asked.
"Well we can't exactly participate." Shonnie replied.
"So you'll are dropping out?" Chris asked, once again.
"Alanna is knocked out! How is she going to participate!?!" Shonnie yelled.
"Dude, no need to get so upset. So you're sure you want to forfeit?" He asked.
"Yes Chris, I'm sure I want to forfeit!" Shonnie yelled, before walking off to go meditate.
"Someone's in a crabby mood." Chris said, to no one, then walked off to check on Schuyler.
Hyenas: Brooke & Skyler
"So then I was all like no don't shoot me! And the Damon jumped in the way and saved me! He's like a night in shining armor! I hope his team isn't mad at him for doing that. I don't think they are, but you never know. Have you noticed how we're all in some way like the characters from last season? I mean Terry is Duncan, Russell is Geoff, Elliot is DJ, Ai is Courtney, Alanna is Heather, I'm Izzy, I don't know, you and Russell tie for Geoff. Um, Jessie is Bridgette, oh, Russell is Trent, which means your Geoff, Louise is Gwen. Oh! I got it, we could all have a costume party and go as those people! Seriously, it could happen." Brooke rambled.
"Your right, which is pretty weird. But, shouldn't we be looking for the stuff?" Asked Skyler.
"Yeah probably, so anyways, what's up with you?" Brooke asked.
"Nothing much, I really miss my friends at home. And playing sports. Can I tell you something?" He asked.
"Sure! I love secrets! Their just so totally awesome!" Brooke said, "Sorry go on."
"I really like Stella." Skyler said, staring at the ground. He looked up at Brooke to see how she would react. She was lying on the ground rolling in laughter (Literally rotfl).
"That's your big secret? Newsflash! Everyone here knows that!" She said when she was done laughing. Now she was wiping tears from her eyes.
"Everyone?" Skyler asked, in disbelief.
"Everyone but the Stella, she's so oblivious." Brooke said.
"What if someone tells her? I'm screwed, she probably thinks I don't like her." He said, shaking his head in sadness.
"It'll be okay, you'll tell her how you feel, she'll fall madly in love with you, and you'll will live happily ever after." Brooke reasoned.
"I'm going to tell her how I feel?" Skyler asked.
"Aren't you? There's nothing more pathetic than a guy that can't tell a girl how he feels." Brooke responded.
"Your right! I'm going to tell her right when we get back from camp!" Skyler exclaimed. "Thanks for helping, I thought you were a hyperactive weirdo."
"I'm offended! I'm only like that when I've eaten. No food, no energy, no hyperactivity. And Chris never let us eat breakfast this morning." Brooke responded.
"Speaking of which, I'm starving. Lets go break into the kitchens and snag something to eat." Skyler said. Brooke nodded yes, and off they went into the wild blue yonder.
Hyenas: Terry, Harmony, & Emma
"Harmony, Emma, stop fighting!" Terry yelled. They both stopped and looked at him. "I love that ya'll are fighting over me, I really do, but I need to concentrate right now. We need to win this challenge that way none of us get voted off."
"Fine, I'll stop if she stops." Emma said.
"Right back at ya." Harmony said glaring at her.
"Good now does anyone see a bottle of glue." Terry said.
"Yeah there's one stuck to your back." Harmony said, and immediately both girls started laughing at him. Terry rolled his eyes, they were either laughing at him or arguing over him. How the hell was this going to work out? Breathing slowly Terry tried to calm himself. The girls saw this and started cracking up again.
"What's funny this time?" Terry asked.
"You look so funny trying to be calm, it's just hilarious!" Harmony managed to say between laughs.
"Oh god I've got to pee! Where's the bathroom?" Asked Emma suddenly. Harmony stopped laughing instantly and looked around.
"I don't think there is one in the middle of the woods." Harmony said.
"Fine, we're just going to have to go back to camp." Emma reasoned.
"What!?! We can't go back, we need to finish this challenge!" Terry yelled. These chicks were seriously driving him crazy.
"I can't pee in the middle of the woods." Emma whined.
"Fine, lets go back." Terry said, "I give up." The girls once again looked at each other and burst out laughing.
"You're so bi-polar!" Harmony laughed. "One minute your annoyed, the next your mad, and then you go all soft. It's funny."
"Whatever let's head back." Terry said. He started walking towards the farm, and stopped when he noticed the girls were still behind laughing at him. Sighing he walked over there and picked them up, over his shoulders, and carried them back.
When everyone finally got back to the farm…
"Dudes what took you so long? Hunter and Ai won the contest twenty minutes ago!" Chris announced.
"What? I thought Molly and Elliot won." Terry complained.
"Nope they got back about two minutes after Hunter and Ai." Schuyler said.
"On a brighter note we found Mickey, she's currently loose in her own private cabin. Now Hyenas we'll see you at the campfire ceremony tonight!" Chris said.
At the campfire ceremony… (A/N: Pinkluver93 Hope it's more dramatic.)
"Here we are, at the dramatic campfire ceremony. It's time to see who the campers voted off. Whoever that is will board the helicopter of shame and sorrow, and will never, and I mean never, come back again."
"Dude that's what you said last season, but you brought back people anyways." Terry interrupted.
"Shut up! I'm trying to be dramatic!" Chris argued.
"When I call a farmer's name they are to come forth and collect a marshmallow. The marshmallow represents their right to stay yet another week. Whoever doesn't get a marshmallow-"
"We know, we know boards the helicopter of shame and sorrow, never to be seen again." Harmony interrupted. "Just get on with it." Chris & Schuyler shot a death glare at her.
"Skyler." Chris said. Skyler walked up to Chris and collected his marshmallow. He quickly gulped it down before returning to his seat.
"My man, Elliot." Chris announced. He walked up to get the marshmallow. Sitting back down he handed it to Molly to eat. "They're too sugary for me." She smiled and ate it in small bites.
"Molly." She grinned a grin of relief and trotted up to retrieve the marshmallow. She sat down, and swallowed hers in one gulp. Elliot grinned and intertwined her fingers with his own.
"Shonnie." Schuyler said before Chris could. Chris frowned at her and made a face, Schuyler smiled and stuck her tongue out at him. Shonnie skipped up and took the marshmallow and went back to his seat. He put the marshmallow into hi pocket for later.
"Harmony." Harmony got up, walked up to receive her marshmallowy savior. On her way back to her seat she high-fived Emma.
"Emma." She walked up to the tray of marshmallows and started at them.
"You're supposed to take one." Chris instructed.
"I know, but I don't like marshmallow's they have sugar in them ya know." Emma replied.
"You don't say." Schuyler said dryly.
"They really do!" Emma said, nodding her head.
"Brooke." Chris announced. Brooke skipped up to the marshmallows and at hers. She looked at Emma, who was still standing there staring at her, and said, "I'll eat yours if you don't want it." Emma smiled in delight and immediately handed it to Brooke. Brooke threw it up in the air and caught it in her mouth.
"This is it, Terry or Alanna. Who's going to stay, who's going to go earn a one way trip on the helicopter of shame and sorrow!?!" Chris announced.
"And the person who is going home is…." Chris paused for dramatic effect of course. "Alanna!"
"What! I'm going home? You people would rather let a criminal stay on then me! You'll be sorry!" She screamed, all the while being dragged onto the helicopter by Chef.
"Well that's it for today's episode of Fun, Farm, ISLAND! Tune in next week for whatever the hell happens next!" Chris said.
A/N: Sorry if it's crappy. Review please. I messed up with who won the challenge could you notice? Wondering why the words "Silent as the Grave" are bold? Their a quote from a movie. Guess which one and you get virtual ice cream, quick before it melts!
CookiesNCream: Sorry that Mickey's double didn't show much, she'll appear next chapter a lot. As for your fabulous challenge ideas, I didn't receive them until I was almost done with this. So I can guarantee one of them will be used next chapter. Thanks for the awesome review!