A/N: Happy New Year! Assuming I don't write another chapter before then that is. Hope you like this chapter. Read & Review! I'll love you forever. No homo.
Disclaimer: CookieNCream came up with the challenge idea. Thanks!!!! =]
"Last time on Fun Farm Island, the farmers participated in a scavenger hunt. Hunter and Ai won the challenge, and the Hyena's sent Alanna home after she got knocked unconscious. Skyler admitted his feelings for a certain Lion, Stella and Jessie became friends, Emma and Harmony laughed at Terry, Louise and Damon called truce, Bella called Brian a pig, and Hunter and Ai ran into Mickey. What will happen next time on Fun, Farm, ISLAND!?!" Chris said
"Farmers, mess hall, now!" Schuyler said, over the intercom.
The farmers walk towards the mess hall. Entering they take seats at their respective tables, and start attempting to eat the "food" in front of them. Chris and Schuyler walk in laughing about something.
"What are you two so happy about?" Terry grumbled.
"Nothing, we've just come up with the perfect challenge." Schuyler said, smiling happily.
"Yeah? What is it?" Damon asked.
"Well, you guys are gong to be chained together and forced through a maze. The maze will be filled with different obstacles, to make it harder. Everyone on your team must be out of the maze before your team can win. The team who wins gets unchained; the team who doesn't stays chained for the rest of the day and has to send two people home. Isn't it wonderful?" Schuyler exclaimed with a grin.
"No! That stinks! Are we going to be chained with our whole team or pairs again?" Stella questioned.
"Pairs, their easier to tape." Chris informed.
"So where is this maze? I'm sure it would've been spotted if it was on the farm." Shonnie reasoned.
"Yeah, it's on the other side of the lake." Chris said, "We're going to be taking a boat to get there."
"Wonderful." Hunter said, gulping down the rest of his meal.
About thirty minutes later the farmers were on the boat and headed to the maze. When they finally got there they followed Chef to the maze.
"This is it? That doesn't look too bad." Elliot said.
"Don't judge a book by its cover. Come over here we need to chain you together." Chris said.
The Farmers stepped forward and were forced into chains. Hyenas: Harmony & Shonnie, Terry & Molly, Skyler & Brooke, and Emma & Elliot. Lions: Ai & Bella, Louise & Damon, Hunter & Mickey, Russell & Jessie, and Brian & Stella. The farmers entered the maze pair by pair. When they were all finally in the maze they saw that there were nine different openings.
"Well this is where we split up I guess. May the best team win." Skyler announced, and then he and Brooke entered the first opening. The rest of the people did the same.
(These are in the order of getting out of the maze, first to last.)
Molly & Terry:
"Here let me help you." Terry said. He and Molly had been running through the maze and every so often they'd stop and peer over the edges to make sure they were going the right way. Terry got on all fours and motioned for her to stand on his back. She did so and looked at their surroundings.
"There's something over there I'm going to climb over." She announced and proceeded to do so.
"Don't hurt yourself!" Terry warned. He listened to hear whether she made it over alright.
"I'm okay!" She shouted over the wall. (Maze walls are made of stone.) Sighing Terry climbed over and dropped to the ground.
"What is it?" He asked her.
"It's a pit full of something moving. I think they're snakes." Responded Molly.
"Snakes? That's strange." Terry said.
"Why is that strange?" Molly asked.
"Because I'm deathly afraid of snakes." Terry stated.
"Oh, that's a weird coincidence."
"Weird indeed."
"Do you think we can jump it?" Molly asked.
"I think so, maybe we should climb back over the wall just in case." Terry considered.
"Why are you oh so careful all of a sudden?" Molly questioned. "You don't usually act this way."
"Because if you get hurt then either Mickey or your boyfriend Elliot will blame me, and I'd just rather not deal with that." Terry said.
"I'm a grown person; I can take care of myself. And he's not my boyfriend." Molly argued.
"Could've fooled me, anyways lets jump." He said, then grabbed her hand and they jumped. They safely made it to the other followed the path the rest of the way and made it out before anyone else.
Louise & Damon:
"So have you thought of a way to help me with Brooke?" Damon asked.
"Not yet but don't worry, I've got a few ideas though." Louise said. "What do you see in her?"
"I don't really know she's just so unique. You know? There's no one else quite like her." He said thoughtfully.
"Someone's whipped." Louise said, smiling.
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
They were so busy arguing they didn't notice the goat following them. It made a weird noise and Louise turned around to see what it was.
"Awww. It's a goat! He's so cute!" She cooed. Damon just stood there. Louise noticed this and turned to face him.
"What's wrong? Cat got your tongue? Or maybe it's a goat?" Louise teased.
"Oh, shut up, I just don't like goats. They and pigeons freak me out." Damon said.
"Pigeons? How the heck are you afraid of pigeons?" Louise questioned.
"I just am o.k.?" Damon.
"Alright, no need to snap. Are you feeling brave enough to walk around the little itty bitty goat?" Louise asked impatiently.
"Yeah." Damon muttered, and then proceeded to walk around the goat with out making contact. They walked along the maze in silence. They came upon a door, and contemplated whether they should enter it or not.
"It could be dangerous." Damon argued.
"I doubt it, come on we're wasting time." Louise said, then grabbed his arm and pulled him into the room. All was dark but then lights began to turn on. The room was filled with peas. Louise froze up.
"Louise are you o.k.?" Damon asked, genuinely concerned. She didn't respond. Sighing he went over to her and pushed her forward. She took a couple steps and then stopped again. Damon got an idea. He pushed her forward repeatedly until they got to the other side of the room. He pushed open the door and they both stepped outside into the sunshine.
"Louise, are you going to be o.k.?" He asked, once again.
"Yeah, I think so. I almost died from peas once." She said shuddering. They continued to walk aimlessly around the maze. Louise fell down and sat there for several minutes.
"I don't mean to rush you, but I think that's the finish line!" Damon said. He pointed at a piece of rope tied from one tree to another.
"That's the crappiest finish line I've ever seen." Louise said, she got up and then they ran to the finish line. Terry and Molly were waiting there in an awkward silence.
"I was starting to think that everyone else either died or got lost." Said Terry, welcoming the newcomers.
"What did you expect us to be lying on the ground sucking our thumbs?" Damon said grinning.
Brian & Stella:
Brian was currently lying on the ground sucking on his thumb. Stella was trying to sooth him.
"Come on Brian, it's just a bit of fire. It won't hurt you." She calmly said, rubbing his back comfortingly. He just shook his head and continued to suck his thumb. Stella sighed and then came up with a plan.
"Brian, Bella's coming." Stella said. He immediately sat up and looked around.
"Where?" He asked.
"Okay she's not here, but would you want her to see you like this? You're a guy you're supposed to protect your girl. How are you going to do that if you're lying on the floor acting like a little kid?" Stella demanded.
"You're right! I need to act like a guy." He amended. He stood up and looked around.
"Which way?" He asked. There were two paths and they both went opposite directions.
"Eenie, meanie, miney, moe, catch a tiger by his toe, if he hollers let him go, my mother says to pick the very best one and you are it! That way!" Stella said in a sing-song voice. They walked that way for a while before coming across a bunch of glass shattered on the ground. There was a guy standing there constantly throwing bottles against the ground. Stella instantly paled.
"Hey, Stella, you alright?" Brian asked. She said nothing seconds later she fainted.
"God damn it." Brian grumbled then he attempted to pick her up many times before he could actually carry her. He ran to the rest of the way to the finish line.
"Hey, you guys, help me please?" Brian panted. Damon & Terry ran over and helped him with Stella, who still hadn't woken up. Louise took off her jacket and made a pillow for Stella, while Molly cleared off some of the ground. They laid her on the ground and waited.
Hunter & Mickey:
"Come on skaterboy, we've got to win this!" Mickey shouted encouragingly. Hunter and Mickey were trying to avoid the knives being thrown at them and walk towards freedom at the same time. Finally they made it and collapsed.
"No time for rest, we've got to hurry up! I can practically taste the finish line!" Mickey shouted. She then rushed him up and together they ran to the next obstacle. There was an electric chair sitting there. It was on a platform and had hinges. Hunter went and inspected it.
"It looks like you have to sit on it for it to swing out of the path." Hunter concluded.
"As if, come on we're climbing over the piece of shit." Mickey stated.
"What?!? I faced my fear why can't you?" Hunter asked.
"Because I don't have too, now hurry up." Mickey threatened. Hunter climbed over the machine without another word. Mickey, of course, followed being as their chained together. Running they took a right turn and ran into a dead end. They turned around and tried a different path. This one was yet another dead end. Eventually they found a path that lead them to the finish line.
Jessie & Russell:
Jessie and Russell were walking along taking their time. They were talking about anything and everything they could think of.
"Favorite color?" Jessie asked.
"Red." Russell replied.
"Favorite type of music?" She asked.
"Country. What about you? What's your favorite color and music style?"
"Purple and alternative rock." (Didn't tell me, so I guessed.)
"Cool." Russell stated.
"Yepp. So is the glass half full or half empty?" Jessie asked.
"Half full, definitely half full." He said smiling.
"Do unicorns exist?" She asked.
"Shhh, don't tell anyone but I have a pet unicorn, his name is Charlie!" Said Russell.
"Charrrllliiiiieee!" Jessie said laughing.(Charlie the unicorn? Candy Mountain?) "Hey what's that?" She asked suddenly. There was a song playing, it was light at first but became louder as time went by. Jessie's eyes widened, she looked for the source of the nauseating music, but couldn't find it.
"What is it?" Russell asked.
"I-it's the JoBro!" Jessie screamed, falling to her knees clutching her ears. Russell looked confused but then took off his cowboy hat and put it on Jessie's head. It was too big for her, so it covered her ears blocking out all sound.
"Thanks, I just hate their music. It's so…" She didn't finish the sentence. Russell shrugged his shoulders and they kept walking in silence. Suddenly a bear popped out of the wall. Jessie screamed, and Russell jumped in front of her, ready to defend her from the bear. Then Jessie relaxed.
"Russell, I think it's only a cardboard cut-out." Russell walked over to it and punched it. The head fell off.
"Yeah your right, thank god, I wasn't looking forward to dying so young." Jessie smiled and kissed his cheek.
"You were going to protect me!" She exclaimed.
"Well yeah, isn't that what guys are supposed to do for their girls?" He looked confused.
"Yeah, but your scared of bears. It's really sweet that you would do that." Jessie said. Russell grinned, "I'm your knight in shining armor." Jessie rolled her eyes, but smiled none the less. (corny!)
"Come on lets get out of here before anything else decides to attack us." Suggested Jessie. They started walking towards the finish line, and finally were done with the thing.
Skyler & Brooke:
"The clouds are walking along, singing a song, just like they do. If the clouds were singing a song, I'd sing along, wouldn't you too?" Brooke sang. Skyler just rolled his eyes. She had been doing this since they had entered the maze thirty minutes ago. They had kept running into dead ends, and they had actually spotted a couple other pairs walking by. Then he noticed Brooke had stopped singing. He turned to look at her and saw she was staring at a Santa Claus. Hold on a Santa Claus? What the hell? Skyler tried not to act afraid, hoping maybe Brooke wouldn't catch on that he was terrified of Santa.
"Brooke, I think we should turn around." Skyler said. She completely ignored him.
"Look its Santa! Do you think he has presents? I wonder if he'll give me his autograph. That would be sweet! I love Santa! Don't you Skyler?" She looked at him and then skipped over to the fat dude in the red suit. (No offense to any other fat dudes wearing suits that may be reading this) Seeing as Skyler was chained to her, when she started skipping she pulled Skyler over. He crashed to the ground like white on rice.(ignore the horrible simile) The force of him falling over caused Brooke to fall over on top of him. The Santa walked over there to help them up.
"Ho ho ho! Merry Summer!" He said, helping them to their feet. Brooke gave him a bear hug and pulled Skyler into it.
"Santa! I knew you existed! My family is never going to believe this!" Brooke said. "Can I get your signature as proof?" She asked.
"Why sure uh, little girl! I'd be happy too!" Santa said. He quickly pulled his sagging beard back up. Skyler sighed relieved, Santa was Chef in a costume. He rolled his eyes and pulled Brooke away.
"Hey, why did you do that?" Brooke pouted.
"If you want Chef's signature that bad ask for it later." Skyler said and they continued to walk, soon enough they came across a tuba.
"Hey, sweet a tuba! I learned to play those in band class, I'm really good." Skyler said. Brooke started screaming and running away, dragging Skyler behind her. She ran all the way to the finish line, and into the surrounding woods.
Emma & Elliot:
"OMG! It's Kim Possible! I love her she's a crime fighting cheerleader! She's totally awesome!" Emma ranted. Elliot ignored her and continued walking, not looking at the Kim Possible standee. If he couldn't see it, it couldn't see him.
"Come on lets keep going." Elliot muttered.
"Wait Elly! You should totally take my picture with her!" Emma said.
"My name is Elliot! And fine, if it'll get you to hurry up." He grabbed the camera she was offering him, made sure they were both in the picture and clicked the button.
"There, can we go now?" Elliot asked.
"Sure, can you grab Kim though? I want to show her to the others!" Emma said. Elliot shook his head in defeat, grabbed the standee, and ripped it out of the ground. He handed it to Emma and they continued walking.
"Does anyone have some money to spare." Asked a hobo. Emma shrieked and started hitting him with Kim Possible; she managed to kick him in the nuts before she forced Elliot to run away.
They ran and ran until they came across another hobo.
"Isn't that the same hobo?" Asked Elliot, but Emma had already started attacking the poor guy. Elliot sighed and waited for her to stop. After she was done they ran until they reached the finish line and then fell to the ground trying to catch their breath.
Harmony & Shonnie:
"Shonnie which way?" Harmony asked.
"Well that's moss growing on the wall there, so that's North!" Shonnie calculated.
"Cool, let's get moving." They continued to walk. Shonnie was calculating the time by the sun's position in the sky, and Harmony was thinking about Terry. She noticed a spider on Shonnie's back and moved to flick it off. He felt the flick and turned around to see what she was doing.
"There was a spider on your back." She said.
"A spider!?! AHHHHHHH!!!" He started trying to scratch it off his back. Harmony tried telling him that she had gotten it off but failed miserably.
"Did I get it off!?!" Screamed a desperate Shonnie. Harmony gave up and just nodded yes. Shonnie let out a sigh of relief. They continued to walk in silence.
"Look what's that ahead?" Asked a curious Harmony.
"It looks like bumper cars." Said Shonnie. "Ya want to play?" He asked excitedly.
"No, not really, I'm not fond of driving." Harmony stuttered.
"Oh, come on, it's not real driving, and the whole point is to crash into other people." Shonnie said.
"Please no." Harmony begged.
"Alright." Shonnie gave in.
"Hold on, I see the finish line right over there!" Shonnie yelled. "Do you think you can handle walking across it?"
"I think so." Harmony sighed. They started walking across it when the cars suddenly started turning on and driving at them. Harmony froze up, but luckily Shonnie pushed her into one of the cars and started steering it towards the finish line. Then, all of the cars turned off and everything was silent. Shonnie helped Harmony walk towards the clearing where the rest of the farmers were waiting.
Emma and Terry both ran to see if Harmony was okay, but Terry made it there first.
"Harmony, what's wrong? Did this little jerk hurt you? Do I need to kick his butt?" Terry asked, glaring at Shonnie.
"Cars were chasing me!" She wailed into his jackets.
"That's it? Just cars?" Terry questioned. Harmony looked up at him, there were tears streaming down her face. Sighing she went over to Emma and started crying on her.
"What did I say wrong?" Terry asked Elliot, who was standing next to Emma. Elliot just shrugged his shoulders.
"Your afraid of snakes, she's afraid of cars, hers is a lot more reasonable if you think about it. You don't make fun of other people's fears." Molly lectured Terry.
"Oh, sorry!" Terry told Harmony.
Ai & Bella:
"I think we made a wrong turn." Ai said
"You've directed every turn we've made, so don't blame it on me." Bella complained.
"Well, you didn't have to listen to me." Ai argued.
"Ugh, your impossible! I have no idea how Hunter can like someone like you!" Bella shouted.
"Don't drag Hunter into this, this is all your fault!"
"Is that a clown?" Ai asked out of nowhere.
"What!?! Where?" Bella shouted.
"Right there. Behind you." Ai said. Bella turned around, and screamed bloody murder.
Ai started laughing. "You're afraid of clowns?"
"Shut up! You are so insufferable!" Bella shouted.
"Is that the finish line?" Bella asked.
"Where?" Ai said, turning around to find it. Bella started laughing.
"Got ya!" Bella shouted, laughing hysterically.
"Isn't that the finish line though?" Ai asked.
"You're not fooling me." Bella said.
"No really. Look!" Ai said. Bella still refused to look. Frustrated Ai dragged Bella to the finish line minutes after Harmony and Shonnie arrived.
"Well it looks like the Lions won this one. Hyenas will be voting off two people tonight, at the ever dramatic campfire ceremony." Chris said, stepping out of the shadows. Schuyler and Chef filed out of the maze.
"Thank Chef and Schuyler for the amazing obstacles." Chris said. Skyler started screaming and ran off. Chris looked confused, "Oh right, Chef, couldn't you take off the Santa costume first?" Chef shrugged his shoulders.
Confessionals:
Brooke: Bum Bum Be Dum Bum Bum Be Dum Bum. Disturbia!
Damon: Do you hear singing? It sounds like Rhianna.
Hunter: Well that was an interesting challenge. I hope that the next one is better.
Ai: Stupid Bella.
Bella: I hate Ai! She's so freaking bossy!
Brian: I broke my skateboard! I can't believe it. This place is going to drive me crazy.
Skyler: I'm going to tell Stella tonight, how I truly feel.
Louise: Okay I figured out the perfect way for Damon to ask out Brooke, it's sweet and unexpected. You'll just have to wait and see.
Terry: I hope Harmony accepts my apology, I really do like her.
Harmony: Of course I accept Terry's apology, he's too sweet for me not too.
Emma: Terry is so cold-hearted, doing that too poor Harmony. I still like him of course, maybe he'll ask me out now.
Elliot: Thank God we won the challenge.
Molly: Do you think that Elliot really likes me? I do, at least he's not sexist like my dad and brother.
Russell & Jessie: *Making out*
Shonnie: Onion wants to take a walk, see ya later.
Mickey: *Cackles evilly into camera*
Stella: I give up, I think everybody's mistaken. There's no way Skyler likes me.
At the Campfire ceremony:
"When I call a pair up they come up here, collect their marshmallow's and the key to unchain them. Whoever's name I don't call must board the helicopter of Shame and Sorrow, and never come back, never, ever, never, again." Chris announced.
"Jessie and Russell." They got up and walked to receive their marshmallows and key. After unlocking the chains they continued to make out.
"Brian and Stella." Brian made thumbs up at Bella, who in return gave him a weak smile. Stella grabbed the key and quickly unlocked herself. She then grabbed her marshmallow and ate it.
"Louise and Damon." Damon high-fived Louise and they ran up to receive their freedom.
"Well this is it, whoever's name I call get's this final marshmallow and will be allowed to stay at Farm Wawanakwa. Whoever doesn't must board the helicopter of shame and sorrow, and will never, and I mean never, return again." Chris announced.
"And the persons staying are,………………wait for it……………….almost there………………….. Hunter and Mickey!" Chris announced. Ai and Bella sighed in defeat and walked towards the helicopter.
"Bella wait!" Brian cried out. "I'll miss you!" They kissed.
"Here Brian, I heard you broke your board, take mine." Bella said.
"Thanks. I love you!" He shouted as Bella boarded the helicopter.
Hunter walked over to Ai. "So I guess this is goodbye."
"Bye, Hunter." She hugged him and then followed Bella onto the helicopter and off they flew into the night sky.
Back at the farm…
"Stella there's something I need to tell you." Skyler began.
"What's up Skyler?" Stella said.
"I really really like you Stella and I wanted to tell you that I lo-"
"Dude, you guys up for a midnight swim? Couples only!" Terry interrupted.
"Sure dude will be right there." Skyler answered.
"What were you saying Skyler?" Stella asked.
"Stella, I love you." He said, then kissed her. The people around them started clapping and Terry threw in a "Get a room you two".
"So how bout that swim?" Skyler asked Stella, grinning.
"I'd love too"
Somewhere deep in the woods…
"Brooke should we really be out here?" Damon asked.
"Probably not." Brooke called back, she was a couple steps ahead of him and her speed was increasing every minute.
"Then explain to me why we are." Damon said.
"Because I just love the night air, it's so cold and sharp; it reminds me how real the world is. Everything seems kind of dull until I breathe it. Almost like a knife, but not so gory, no blood or any of that stuff. Blood is weird, it's all goopy and red, it reminds me of pizza sauce." Brooke stated.
"Oh, Brooke I have to tell you something." Damon said.
"What is that, that you like me, that Louise is helping you ask me out, or that there's an owl in that tree over there?" Brooke shouted.
"Hold on, how did you figure that out?" Damon wondered.
"I'm really really smart, and Louise told me." Brooke said.
"She did?" Damon asked.
"Yepp." Brooke sang happily.
"Oh, okay."
"That's it? Nothing else to add?" Brooke asked.
"Nope, that's about it." Damon said.
"Wanna go behind that bush and make out?" Brooke asked.
"Why behind the bush? What's wrong with right here?" Damon questioned.
"Nothing, it's just more exciting in the bushes." Brooke responded. Damon shrugged his shoulders and Brooke took it as a yes. She grabbed him and pulled him behind the nearest bush.
A/N: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! Not my best chapter, but it is my longest. I don't really care for how I did the challenge, but I was rushing and really wanted to get this chapter done. Sorry!