Chapter 2

Emmett's POV

I was going to LOVE rosalie's outfit. The rest of the family would hate it. Execially Edward and Jasper.

She came down the stairs quietly and slowley. I could actully hear her anger. Edward was holding onto his head painfully. I smirked.

When rose came down she was wearing a very revalling bikini. It was red striped. Jasper and Edward looked away as soon as they even got a glimpse at her.

She had on make-up, but i don't know what each thing is called in that catagory! (A/N: rofl, stupid Emmett)

She looked Pissed. But she'd never looked hotter. I could just imagine her ontop of me....

"EMMETT!!!!" screamed Edward still looking away. Jasper looked pained. HAHA my hornyness was getting to him!!!

Then she started singing:

I know you like me (I know you like me)
I know you do (I know you do)
Thats why whenever I come around shes all over you
And I know you want it (I know you want it)
It's easy to see (it's easy to see)
And in the back of your mind
I know you should be home with me

Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Dont cha, dont cha
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me
Dont cha, dont cha

Fight the feeling (fight the feeling)
Leave it alone (leave it alone)
Cause if it aint love
It just aint enough to leave a happy home
Let's keep it friendly (let's keep it friendly)
You have to play fair (you have to play fair)
See, I dont care
But I know she aint gon' wanna share

Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Dont cha, dont cha , baby
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me
Dont cha, dont cha

I know I'm on your mind
I know we'll have a good time
I'm your friend
I'm fun
And I'm fine
I aint lying
Look at me, you aint blind

Look at me, you aint blind

See, I know she loves you (I know she loves you)
I understand (I understand)
I'd probably be just as crazy about you
If you were my own man
Maybe next lifetime (maybe next lifetime)
Possibly (possibly)
Until then, Oh friend your'e secret is safe with me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Dont cha, dont cha
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me
Dont cha, dont cha

When she was done i stood up and clapped.

"YEAAHHHHHH WOOT WOOT!!!!" i screamed out. The rest of my family just sat there. Shocked. Rose just looked at me, very pissed off. The most pissed off i ever saw her.

I sat back down and nudged Edward to make fun. "Hey...that's my wife...." i said whispering.

"I KNOW EMMETT!!! I KNOW!!!!" he yelled.

I looked over at Alice. "Your next!" i smiled.

She whined a little, but then went upstairs.

A/N: hey guys, i kno i never updated for a while, but oh well...sorry....i already have Alice outfit picked out. And im going to put a picture of it on my userpage. And im not a lesbian so i didnt wanna go look for a picture of a bikini for rose, cause they'll have people modelling it. And Rose's bikini is REALLY revalling!!! Rofl, Emmett is awesome!!! At the end i was going to add this:

Rose sat back down next to me, but looked away. Damn it!!!....i guess i'm not getting any tonight....

But i didn't....i dunno why though....i felt that my ending needed to be a bit cliffy.