Chapter Five

Emmett's POV

Bella stopped laughing and looked at me. Fear was washing across her face. "Do i h-have to...?" she asked nervously. Ha! She saw the humalition every one else had to go through, and now it was her turn, and she thought she couch back out of it! Tough chance!

"Yes! Now go" i ordered, trying to sound scary. Bella just rolled her eyes, but i could tell she was still nervous. "And you have to put on ALL of it!" i yelled after her as she walked up the stairs.

A few minutes later Bella came down the stairs. Her hair was all messy, she had a fake nose ring and eyebrow ring in. Also a fake lip ring. She had fake tattoos and was wearing a tight short black leather dress that was way to revealing, and was wearing fishnet stocks on her legs and heel boots. I burst out laughing. Bella just looked at us, increbibly pissed off. Edward crossed his legs and shifted uncomfertably. That made me laugh even harder. Bella didn't seem to notice Edward and nervously began to sing:

"8:oo monday nite and i'm waiting
To fin'lly talk to a girl a lil cooler than me
Her name is nola
Shes a rocker with a nose ring
She wears a two-way
But im not quite sure what that means
And when she walks all the wind blows and the angels sing
But she doesnt notice me

Cause shes watching wrestlin, creamin over tuff guys,
Listenin to rap metal, turn tables in her eyes
Its like a bad movie shes lookin thru me
If you were me than youd be screamin someone shoot me
As i fall miserably tryin to get the girl all the bad guys want
Cuz shes the girl all the bad guys want

She likes the godsmack and i like ancient orange
Her cd changes full of singers that are mad at their dads
She says shed like to score some reefer and a forty
She'll never know that i'm the best that she'll ever have
And when she walks all the wind blows and the angels sing
But she'll never notice me

Cuz shes watching wrestlin, creamin over tuff guys,
Listenin to rap metal, turntables in her eyes, she likes 'em
With a mustache, race track season pass,
Driving in a tranz am, does a mollet make a man,
It's like a bad movie she's lookin thru me
If you were me than youd be screamin someone shoot me
As i fell miserably
Trying to get the girl all the bad guys want
Cuz shes the girl all the bad guys want (x3)

There she goes again with fish nets on
And dread lox in her hair
She broke my heart, i wanna be sudated,
All i wanted was to see her naked,

Now i'm watchin wrestlin, listening to rap metal,
Turn tables in my eyes, i cant grow a mustache,
I aint got no season pass, all i gots a moped, moped, moped
It's like a bad movie shes looking thru me,
If you were me than youd be screamin someone shoot me,
As i fell miserably
Trying to get the girl all the bad guys want"

Bella finished. Not looking at any of us, but looking at the floor. Alice stopped giggling and started clapping, so did Jasper, and Edward and even Rosalie. Bella looked up and smiled.

Sometime in the song when it said: "She broke my heart, i wanna be sudated,
All i wanted was to see her naked"

Edward winced and uncrossed his legs, then crossed them again the other way. To which i laughed at a bit.

Bella went and sat back down in her regular seat. "I just have one question Emmett, how did you get a 'rock in roll bad girl' type thing out of me?" she asked curiously.

"I didn't i just wanted to see how Edward would react..." Edward glared at me, "And it worked!" I burst out laughing. Bella had a 'what...?' look on her face, and turned to look at Edward. He forced a smile and waved at her. She looked back at me confused. Oh my gosh! How stupid of a human is she!?

"Emmett!!!" Edward growled at my thoughts. I rolled my eyes.

"What did he think?" asked Jasper.

"Oh nothing, I just think he really liked Bella's performance....but i think 'little Eddie' enjoyed it more...." i said smiling evilly.

"EMMETT!" Edward screamed, jumped up and attacked me.