Disclaimer- I do not own any Naruto characters. I also don't own Tim Burton's: The Nightmare Before Christmas (for that short line). I only own Miyuki, her mom and the story.
Failure to Haunt
Ch.2 : "Haunted?!"
"Excuse me?" I said annoyed at his tone. This person or creature doesn't even know me.
"OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! It's a new person!!" A white somewhat transparent figure flew down the stairs.
"HI! HI! Are you a new ghost? Hmm?" He said poking me very hard in the stomach. "Why can't my hand go through you? And why aren't you transparent...or floating?"
"Umm because I'm not...dead..." I said nervously. What the heck was he? Is he actually a ghost? I never believed I would meet a ghost.
He gasped and flew around in circles. "Whoa! You're a human aren't you...or maybe an ALIEN!!" As he said this another white figure flew down.
"TOBI! You idiot! I thought we discussed this. We are NOT associating with humans anymore, un!" He huffed coming up next to him. Then he looked at me. "Hmm, I'm surprised you're not freaking out right about now, screaming 'OH MY GOD, IT'S A GHOST!!' like most...of your kind...do...un."
I looked at them back and forth. For a minute there I thought this was the Twilight Zone. But no, unfortunately it wasn't. "Uhh well...I guess I'm not like other humans..." I replied.
"What the fuck! Why are we talking to her?" The angry voice from before echoed through the mansion. He shot down stairs right in front of me so fast I slammed against the wall. "Who the fuck are you? HUH?!"
"I'm Miyuki and you don't have to be so aggressive" I retorted moving away nervously . "Who are you people...I mean umm spirits..." I seriously thought the angry one was going to kill me.
"We are the AKATSUKI!" The cheerful one blurted out. "We dwell in this house, haunting it!"
Then another seemed to descend down next to them.
Geez how many were there? He just sighed and seemed to look very...sleepy. Or on drugs, but I doubt that one.
"Who art thow? I say tell me now." He rhymed.
"She said her fucking name is Miyuki. What a bitchy name." He yelled
"Really? Well then what are your names?" I glared.
"Well I'm Tobi!" He smiled. "That meany is Hidan, and that's Sasori. He always rhymes and brings that little black book with him everywhere. Oh and this is my sempai! Deidara!" He cheered. They all looked at him at the same time. The one they called Deidara glared at Tobi.
"Oh thanks for forgetting me." Yet another flew down. "Thanks a lot." He looked like Sasori. Emotionless. "Well since they didn't tell you, I'm Itachi." He said sticking out his hand. He was the only semi-kind one.
They all looked at him shocked. Tobi's mouth was hanging open.
"What?" he said looking back.
"You're being nice, un!" Deidara spat.
"IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!!" Tobi shouted dramatically flying all over the place.
"Well," Itachi rolled his eyes, "I highly doubt she is going to leave now. So might as well." He said still blank.
"Um, hi. So what's an...Akatsuki?"
"It's the fucking group we are in you asshole!" Hidan yelled back.
"Do you always have to curse?! Geez what crawled up your ass!?" I said furiously. I want to punch him so bad, but I couldn't.
"Yeah actually I do have to curse all the fucking time! If you have a fucking problem then get the hell out of here!" He shouted back.
"Well fine I don't feel like being around a douchbag like you!" I yelled walking toward the door. Right before I could open it, Tobi flew up in front of me.
"No! No! Don't leave yet! Please? I'll give you a tour and make sure Hidan shuts his mouth." He said making the puppy dog face.
I thought for a moment, but who could say no to him? He was sooo adorable.
"Oh alright." I said turning back towards the small group.
"Yay! Follow me!" He cheered. "And Hidan shut up before I duck tape you like last time!" He was suddenly very seriouse.
"Hmph. Fuck you." He pouted. I smirked and followed Tobi up the large dusty stairs.
"Won't this be fun, un..." Deidara sighed.
"Ok well these first three rooms are pretty much useless, so they collect dust. But moving along this next room is mine!" He grinned. "You like?"
"Yes it is very nice." I said looking around at all the Polaroid pictures around the room. They were documented, with dates, ages and names of people. I wondered if he just might be a little crazy...or a stalker.
"Um what's with all the pictures?" I asked still staring.
"Tobi likes to document the stray. But they never seem to want to stay." Sasori said staring at me. It felt like his eyes were burning holes into me. But when I looked a Tobi he had a hint of sadness on his face but immediately changed to his big grin. He started dragging me to the next room.
"This is Hidan's room." Tobi spoke. I only saw this room for a minute but that was long enough to know that he was one of the many perverts that dwelled on earth! What? Girls Gone Wild DVDs? EWWW!!
"Hmm pervert." I said giving him a look.
"Shut the fuck up! It's my room, bitch. Get the Hell out!" he retaliated, slamming the door shut.
"Hey!" Tobi said waving a role of duct tape I didn't notice he had before. Hidan glared and looked away with a huff.
"Anyways this is my SEMPAI'S ROOM!" he smiled.
"Oh Jesus, un" Deidara whispered under his breath. I laughed at his comment, although his room wasn't bad all. Just kind of plain. There was a radio in there though. Ghosts listen to music? I didn't get that but whatever; Tobi was leading me and everyone up and other flight of stairs.
"Up here is Itachi's and Sasori's room. They like to be a little isolated from us." Tobi sniffed sarcastically.
"Yeah, Sasori-danna thinks it makes him look more poetic, un" Deidara whispered to me. As I giggled, Sasori flashed us a look.
"Oh Sasori-danna you know I was kidding, un" Deidara said nervously grinning.
"Hmm well I don't need a secluded room; I just want to be away from you goons." He said. "All have you know I can be poetic on my own. Watch!" He cleared his throat as he floated into his room. He kneeled down on one knee next to his giant shelf of books. Then proceed to take off his head.
WHAT THE HELL!? I screamed in my head.
"To a guy in Kentucky, I'm Mr. Unlucky and I'm known throughout England and France. And since I am dead I can take off my head to recite Shakespearean quotations. " He said admiring his head that he held in his hand.
Deidara gasped. "You faker!! You totally ripped that line off from Jack in The Nightmare Before Christmas!" He pointed.
"Well I'm glad I have a partner like you; someone who is such a...Sinky poo." Sasori glared proceeding to smack him in the head as he floated by.
"Well if we are done here time for Itachi's room." When we entered his was like Deidara's; plain. But he had dark heavy curtains. Making the room gloomier than it already seemed.
I thought that was it but there was one more, but I couldn't figure who it could be since everyone else's rooms I've seen.
"Ok well this is "Monster's" room." Tobi said.
"Monster?" I asked.
"No, his name is real Gaara but he likes to be referred to as "monster"." Deidara said with finger quotes around monster.
"Ok" I laughed.
He opened the door and-
BOOM!
Everyone died
The End
(Just kidding people :D There is more coming...in the next chapter. Muahahaha!!)
MiZu-
Cliffhanger!! muahahaha!!
Ok I just felt like making a joke haha but I am going to write more. Also the thingy were deidara says Sasori donna (Kaz - I took care of it!) , if i somehow messed that up(which i may have being me) sorry i will fix it. This is my first fan fic alone. So don't hassle me with stuff i have written wrong i'll fix it. Just saying. Thanks :) I hope you liked it keep reading. Reviews are loved!
Oh and the reason why ch.1 and 2 says Haunted?! as a title is because the first chapter was supposed to be called Anywhere but here but i made a mistake. I have tried fixing it but it won't work so yea it is now stuck like that. :(
"Kaz"
INVASION!! BWAHAHA!
Sorry, Mizu! I had to read this and - you know how I am - fixed every little detail. :D Anyway, my invasion is done. Mizu-chan, once you read this, feel free to invade one of my stories. Wahaha.
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