Diclaimer: I do not own any of Naruto or their characters. I only own my story, Miyuki and her mom.
Failure to Haunt
Discoveries?
Naomi started to feel around for a wallet or something since the girl wasn't holding a purse. Luckily there was a wallet in her back pocket. Naomi pulled out a permit.
"Ok so I'm 16 and my name is Karolyn...hmm now where the heck is Franklin Blv.? And where is Indian Hill High School?"
Bzzzzzzzzz.
She reached into the other back pocket and pulled out a cell phone. The screen read Home.
"Hello?" Naomi answered.
"Karolyn I told you I have to get to your grandmother's house, where are you? You have to watch Chloe." A voice sputtered out.
"Oh...um...sorry mom" Naomi hesitated, "I would have been home sooner but I kind of don't know were I am."
"What do you mean you don't know your right outside the house." My "mom" spoke.
"I am? How do you know?" She asked.
"Honey I'm looking at you right now. Turn around." She said. With that said Naomi turned to see her so called "mother" looking at her with a confused look on her face.
"Oh...I knew that I was just kidding mom, I'm coming in now" She laughed nervously. Walking inside the little white house everything was so clean and organized. Then she saw on the floor was a little boy playing with some blocks, and she knew that must be Chloe and he must be her brother. Then a petit woman in jeans and a red blouse came walking in putting stuff in her bag.
"Ok, I'll be back soon there is some soup in the fridge you just have to heat it up. Be nice to your brother and be good. Love you sweetie" her mom said hugging her goodbye.
"Hmm great I'm stuck watching this drooling little runt who is supposedly my brother. Yay..."Naomi said to herself.
(Now, back to Miyuki and everyone. Naomi will be back in the story soon.)
After encountering Gaara we went back to the living room.
"So um I have a question, and I've been wondering this for a while now but how did you all die?" I said.
"Well, if you must know it was basically Hidan's fault." Itachi said bluntly.
"WHAT! What the fuck! It was not it was all Tobi's fault! If he didn't go and kick one of Deidara's spiders, which clearly does not look like a normal house spider, and launch it at the wall thinking it was real then we would be alive right now. Why the hell did you leave that thing on the floor anyways!! "Hidan yelled.
"I didn't want to ruin the table, and if you didn't call that creepy ass stalker girl I specifically told you NOT to call, and invite her over for dinner cause I "liked" her then I wouldn't have had to be distracted from my things. SO it is your entire fault. Cause I hated her! She stalked me and had this whole plan to get married! What the hell!" Deidara shot back at him.
"Huh?" I said completely confused. "Who is this creeper you speak of?"
"It's Deidara's first love!" Tobi laughed.
"Is not! Shut up it hate her!" Deidara yelled.
Hidan started laughing and then he and Deidara got into an actual fight. I had some perverted thoughts but let's be honest here they are all really hot for dead guys...
Itachi pulled them apart and then turned to me. "OK, well what happened was were living here about five years ago and Hidan wanted to just piss off Deidara, I suppose cause Hidan is just like that, and he invited this really weird girl over who was madly in love with Deidara. I mean really madly in love, not kidding, and as you know he hated her so he got pissed off and decided to blow up and burn all of Hidan secret stuff and movies and CD's thus making Hidan very angry. So he threw a pot at Deidara's head but missed. So this cause a huge fight and Gaara, Sasori and I were trying to pull them apart.
But before this all started smarty pants Deidara over here was making his spider explosives and left it out on the floor. Then Tobi comes along, totally oblivious to the whole fight scene, and thinks it is a real spider for a minute so he freaks and screams "SPIDER!" and kicks the thing thus causing a giant explosion and us dying. But they were fighting and we weren't paying attention to anything else to stop him from kicking it so we all died." Itachi finished folding his hands.
I fell to the floor laughing at such a crazy and mad way to die.
"I'm glad you find our death funny!" Deidara said.
Once I calmed myself I said "No, no sorry I'm not laughing at the fact you guys died I'm laughing at the way you died. All because Tobi kicked your explosive spider."
"It's all your fault you fucking asshole!" Hidan pointed at Tobi.
"Stop being mean, we forgave Tobi for that." Deidara said, and then turned to Tobi who seemed mad and sad at the same time. "Its ok Hidan is just a jerk face."
"I know but you never let me forget it..." Tobi said annoyed. It was the first I've seen Tobi since I came here.
"It's ok, and sorry we won't bring it up anymore" Said Deidara glaring at Hidan.
"Whatever." Hidan said rolling his eyes.
"OMG! You didn't curse!" I said amazed. First time he spoke without using a curse word.
"Shut the fuck up!" Hidan said glaring at me.
"You shut the fuck up, you retarded boob!" I said. I glared back at him and it suddenly turned into a staring contest. I blinked first after trying so hard not too.
"Dam..." I said rubbing my eyes.
"I'm fucking dead baby so I don't have to blink. HAHA!" He said flying away.
"Ew, don't call me baby asshole." I said a little mad I lost...I forgot he is dead, crap..
"My god I'm surrounded by complete fools..." Itachi sighed.
I finally looked out the window and saw how dark it was.
"Shit, I have to go my mom is going to kill me." I said getting up and running to the door.
"Good the shitbag is leaving, finally." He said opening the door to his room.
I ignored his comment and said bye to everyone.
"You'll come back tomorrow?" Tobi asked.
"Yea I'll be back" I smiled and left.
Author's note:
HELLO THURRRRRR! Yes i know im a lazy bum and it takes me forever to post up my chapters but im trying to write faster. But anyways leave comment questions or whatever. One more thing is i know that Deidara and maybe a little bit of Tobi sound out of character but ignore that, thanks :)
Kaz says Hi!!!!!! :)