Disclaimer!:I do not own any Naruto characters, Law and Order, and Dr. Phil. The only stuff I own is Miyuki, her mother and my story plot.
Failure to Haunt
Ch.5
Party like a Ghost
I opened the door and saw my mom sitting on the couch watching T.V. She looked up at me and said
"So where have you been?" She sounded a little annoyed.
"Oh I've just been hanging out with some interesting people. I lost track of time sorry." I said, not like I was lying or anything they were very interesting, and yet my mom stood up from the couch and had a look on her face like she'd seen a ghost. (hahaha)
"Oh my gosh Yuki, don't tell you've met some of those pot smoking kids! I told you just say no to what ever they are trying to gi-"
"What?! No mom what are you talking about? I'm not on drugs Jesus! I meant they were really nice and fun, gosh why do you always think that?" I cut her off; I seriously don't get my mother. She always assumes that I'm doing something horrible or I'm on drugs. What the hell? Is there no trust anymore?
"Well I'm just making sure honey; I don't want anything bad to happen to you."
"I know but I can watch out for myself too I know what's right and what's wrong."
My mom has always been like this. She always thinks something bad is going to happen to me. She watches too much law and order and Dr. Phil. That dam old guy doesn't know anything. Or she'll read those books about teens on drugs and what to do to stop them from going to the bad side. Those are the best.
"Ok, then are you hungry? I wrapped up your plate. It's in the fridge." She said sitting back down turning to the T.V.
After that I realized I haven't eaten all day, and my stomach let out a rather loud growl. So I ambled into the kitchen and took my plate of dinner out to heat it up. I ate and then trudged off to my room. Flopping down on my bed I thought about everything that happened today.
Wow, I never would have guessed I would befriend ghosties. At least this town won't be as boring as I thought.
I slowly began to awaken to hear low familiar voices I couldn't exactly make out. They spoke swiftly and low, and my room was freezing.
I opened my eyes a smidgen to see Tobi and Hidan hovering at the edge of my bed. This sight somehow startled me to the point that I screamed and fell off my bed. Then it was silent till Hidan started hysterically laughing. Even though it pissed me off he was laughing, I started to laugh too.
"What are you guys doing in my room?" I croaked.
"Well Tobi fucking dragged me here this morning because, lucky me, I was the only one around early." Hidan said aggressively.
"I'm sorry but I was bored and couldn't wait for you to get your lazy human but up." Tobi said.
"Yea so get up asshole I want to go home." Hidan said flying around my room looking at everything.
"Well can I change, because I don't want to go in pjs." I retorted getting up off the floor.
"Hey if you want to, then move it." Hidan mumbled.
"Ok, I'll hurry just wait outside." I said making sure my mom wasn't around. But just as I was about to open my closet they burst back in my room.
"THERE IS A WOMAN OUTSIDE!!! And I think she may have possibly seen us...." Tobi cried.
Then a rabid knock came to my door.
"Yuki? Is there somebody in your room I heard you scream, and some voices and I think I saw somebody." My mom said curiously.
"Uhhmm no mom I'm fine, and what do you mean it's only me." I said.
"Quickly, quickly hide in my closet!" I whispered, shooing them in there. Then I casually opened the door.
"What do you mean? Nobody is in here. It was probably just your eyes playing tricks on you."
"Oh could have sworn I saw somebody, but never mind. I'm making pancakes you want some?"
"Yea sure mom I'll be down in a minute."
Once she left Hidan and Tobi came out.
"Hey, Miyuki why don't you wear once of those nice skirts in there?" Hidan said.
"Holy crap, just go back to your dam house and I'll be there soon. Gosh." I retorted.
Man sometimes I wonder how they ever put up with that guy. What a pervy asshole.
After breakfast I slipped away again and went to the mansion. I don't know why people would be afraid of the house it's not that creepy looking...well at least to me. I opened the dark wooden doors again and popped in.
"Hey guys." I said walking over by the couch. Deidara, Tobi, Hidan and Sasori were crowded over some boxes.
"Hey Miyuki come see what's going to happen at the end of October." Tobi said pointing to the box.
When I looked inside it was all decorations and stuff for a Halloween party.
"Oh cool! I love Halloween parties." I exclaimed, "But is this all the decorations you have? Wouldn't you need a whole lot more?"
"Yes there is a lot more in one of those random rooms we don't use. That whole week of Halloween all the ghosts that got...'left behind'..., I guess you could say, pretty much party the whole week every night." Deidara said.
"That's so cool; would I be able to see it?" I asked.
"No you can't, whatever thing started this whole party stuff put some kind of barrier around it so no human can see it. It sounds very story book ghost like, but it was smart because if they didn't there would be this all these flashing lights, music, and whole bunch of other crap randomly out in the woods. So it would be weird, plus we didn't want people intruding on our celebration." Itachi said floating up by them with a pile of party hats he put into the box.
"Aw that-" I stopped because I could have sworn I saw something red down the hallway but it disappeared.
"What?" Tobi asked looking at me.
"Nothing I just thought I saw something." I said.
"Hmm, maybe our house is creepier than we thought." Deidara chuckled.
"HEY! Wait a minute! Nobody move...." Sasori said looking around.
"Oh my gosh! You didn't rhyme!?" I gasped. I didn't think that was possible.
"Does that mean sense has finally got through to you and you have stopped rhyming??!?!?!?!" Tobi exclaimed.
"No. It means I have lost my little black book!" He said.
"Your little black book?" I asked.
"Yes, it holds all my rhyming words and phrases/sentences." He stated.
"Oh so that's why you carry that thing around everywhere. I knew there was no possible way somebody could constantly rhyme." I mocked.
"Yea whatever, but I know one of you have it, now hand it over." He said glaring at all of us.
"Actually who ever has it don't give it back. I like the non-rhymingness, it's fascinating." Deidara laughed.
"This is no laughing matter! I need that dam book, and if I don't get it back you will all pay, and yes that means you too Miyuki. All because you're a sweet human girl doesn't mean you're not a suspect." He said pointing at me.
"Hey don't look at me I didn't take it. I thought that was your book of secrets or...plans...or some kind of diary." I said nervously. I have never seen this guy show so much emotion. Even if I only knew him for a day, but it was creepy.
Sasori gave a "humph" and began cop checking everybody for his book. I don't see what was so important. I don't really like him touching me either...even if he is freakishly cute like the rest of them, except Tobi considering I never seen his face. But that's beside the point.
"Sasori calm down it's just a book of rhymes. You can be poetic without it!" I said.
"No I can't..." He sighed flopping down dramatically on the couch. Then Deidara flew over and slapped him across the face.
He said, "Get a hold of yourself man! Gosh going crazy for a book. Why don't we ask Gaara since he is the only one not here."
Sasori gasped and popped up.
"...Gaara" He growled, and darted up the stairs with everyone following him. But when we came to his room everyone came to a halt. Except for me who flew right through them and fell to the floor.
"Nice dumbass forgot you were solid and we weren't?" Hidan mocked me.
"Oh shut it, you annoying perv." I said standing up.
"Ok go in Sasori." Deidara said pushing him to the door.
"No you go." Sasori said flying around him.
"What are you scared?"
"No I just...don't like his room...too dark."
"What? Your room is dark!"
"Well, whatever just go."
"No, Tobi you go. Nobody can ever get mad at you." He said pushing Tobi to the door.
"Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. He freaks me out. You go scaredy cat" Tobi retorted.
"Hell no!" Deidara yelled back. So soon an argument erupted between these nincompoops who are scared of somebody who isn't even scary. No offence to Gaara.
"Holy crap I'll go!" I yelled over them and opened the door.
"Miyuki noooooo!" Tobi yelled dramatically.
But he was too late because I already opened the door. I found a much younger version of Gaara sitting in the middle of the floor of his room. Plus his whole room has changed to a form of a child's room. This will defiantly be another question of mine after this. But he was sitting looking at, guess whose, little black book.
"Um, Gaara? Is that Sasori's little black book you have there?" I said sweetly.
"Yes it is." He said not looking away.
"Well can he have it back? It is very important to him."
"Why should I? He sucks anyway he can't even rhyme."
"Why you little-!" Sasori started to yell from behind but Deidara pulled him back.
"Uh well it's not very nice to take other people's things, and he really needs it back now. He can't be Sasori without it."
Gaara looked up at me and then sighed.
"Oh fine here you go" He said standing to come towards me. But as he did he changed into his regular aged form. Plus as he changed is room changed too. It went to blood red carpet and white walls with a bed and everything. Completely different from the other two ways I have seen it.
When he handed it to me we kind of stood there for a moment staring at each other.
Wow he has gorgeous eyes...No! Wait Miyuki stop he is dead!
Then I snapped out of it and took the book from him.
"Thanks..."I said, and turned to give the book back to Sasori.
Well that felt awkward...
When I left I turned and looked back at Gaara, he was still staring at me. Then the door closed in front of me, and Sasori snatched the book from my hand.
"Well if you all don't mind I'm going to my room now, to have some alone time." Sasori said snootily sniffing and floating off to his room.
"I really think you guys are all fucking lunatics!" Hidan said breaking the silence.
Mizu!-
Hello Hello. I have updated faster, whoo! I will try to keep this up, promise. I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter. Oh and thank you Kaz for helping me with my writers block. :) I really hate it when that happens, so annoying. But anyways leave a review for ideas or comments. I will try us all of them, and they will be a great help for the next time i get writer's block...cause i have a feeling i will. Ok well thanks for reading.
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