Hello f-y here for my first ff. I hope you like it
Warnings: this is a yaoi don't like it don't read it. Also I made naruto's past kind of messed up. And other stuff so no saying that doesn't happen in the anime or manga cause I already know what really happens
Disclaimer: I do not own naruto or Harry potter but the story line in this ff is all mine.
- I'm ssssooo sorry I haven't posted lately been busy with work and school lately 2 huge projects in history then a test in history, then 2 math test!!! Lost of chemistry, Japanese and English assignments. I'll post another one about Wednesday if I have time to make it up to my fans
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Ch. 3 WAIT, WHAT!!!
recap
" naruto how was that anbu?" Sasuke asked the boy in his arms.
at the question naruto seamed to tense.
"naruto how was it?" Sasuke asked again
"itachi" naruto said quietly but every one heard.
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start
"WHAT" everyone except hinata, naruto and kyuubi yelled.
"wait you were the one that survived when he went insane and killed the clan and his anbu team?" Sasuke said looking at naruto in shock
"he didn't go insane" kyuubi said
"he killed are clan and his anbu team only for power" Sasuke yelled at kyuubi
"ok let me ask you this he said it was to test his strength right? well then why would he kill people in your clan how didn't even make it into anbu? I mean he killed them after killing his anbu team why kill people weaker then that?" kyuubi asked smugly.
Sasuke was going to say something but stopped and thought about what she said and could not come up with an answer
"i..i dont know. but then why did he kill them?" Sasuke asked confused
" it was to save you and to-kun from being killed otou-to." said a voice from the window
everyone excepted naruto hinata and kyuubi and Sasuke, how couldn't cause naruto was on him, jumped up in a fighting stance towards the intruder
"sit down." naruto said in a commanding voice that left no room to argue so they sat back down a little bit hesitantly.
"thank you to-kun. like I was saying it was to save you and naruto."
"how was killing them saving us!" Sasuke yelled
" tachi-kun why dont you tell him the story. its about time" kyuubi said looking at him
"fine, Sasuke I'm sure to-kun told you what the villagers what they did to him right?" itachi asked from the window sill he was sitting on
"yes he told me"
"well I'm guessing he only told you stuff that happen in the 120 and up." itachi said looking at naruto
" what do you mean 120 and up" ino asked
" yes I haven't told him above their. ino what that means is in a list of the worst thing that has happen to me meaning the stuff I told Sasuke about me isn't even been in the top 100." naruto said looking sad
"what! that hasn't even been in the top 100!?" Sasuke asked in shock.
"yep. and in the top 100, 89 of them have at least 1 or all uchiha in the attack . in are clan their where 2 things they would not except in are clan." itachi said
"what are the things they didn't except?" neji asked
"Sasuke 2 days before I killed the clan what did you tell mom when she was with the man how called himself our 'father' in the main part of the uchiha compound?"
Sasuke looked confused but answered "I think told mom I really liked my new friend"
"close, you told her and 'it' that you thought you were in love with your new friend naruto" itachi said.
" so why would that matter?" Sasuke asked still confused
"what did I tell you earlier about naruto's top 100?"
"you said that naruto haven't even told me in the top 120 and in the top 100, 89 were-"at that point everyone got it and Sasuke looked at itachi like he didn't have a head.
"yep one of the things was no one could like anything about demons especially to-kun. the other was they did not excepted gays, even if the rest of the village did and there is a jutsu that lets guys get pregnant." itachi said "so when you said that they were anger. they already though you were holding me back too. so they planed to kidnap naruto, that night I killed them, and kill him slow and painfully in frount of you then kill you slow too."
" makes sence but then why kill your anbu team I mean if one actually stop and though about it they might figure it out so why" tenten asked
" cause I'm ashamed to say that my anbu team has done something in to-kuns top 10, and lots in the top 120." at that itachi looked a little paler as did hinata and kyuubi looked pissed wile naruto just looked away from the group.
seeing the looks Sasuke wondered how bad the top 10 were and if he only heard up to 120 and it was that bad then this had to be even worse.
" how bad is his top thing that happen to naruto?" sakura asked
Sasuke saw that hinata looked like she was going to puck.
" lets just say I've won a lot of money saying I could show even show the toughest person something and make them puck. I start by just deciding it and they usually puck before I'm half done and I always keep one detail to the end and if they last that far the picture gets them" itachi said before Sasuke interrupted him
"picture why do you have a picture?"
itachi sighed " hinata and I were the ones to find him and-"at that point hinata jumped up and ran to the bathroom were they could her plucking
"hinata!" almost all yelled, suppressed she was plucking
" don't worry she is probably just remerging what it looks like. hell I start to gag just thinking about it. but back to the story, cause it was a crime seen I had to take pictures as evidence." at that point itachi left to join hinata in empting his stomach onto a different bathroom in the house.
every one could only think that it most be bad if even itachi was vomiting just remerging it.
"sorry about that. its just every time I rember that I puck, itachi can sometimes hold it but if he sees the picture he pucks. if you see the picture you'll understand." hinata said coming back with itachi close behind her.
" I have yet to see someone able to hold their food after seeing it. hell even oroshimaru was upchucking when I showed it to him in akasuki. hell I think one of the reasons he left was cause id put a copy of the pictures somewhere he would see it just for kicks." itachi said laughing at the memory.
"great to know your getting money and fun at my past" naruto said rolling his eyes
"gomen naruto, back to the point you dont want to see it. the leader of akasuki banned it after oroshimaru left. he even has some members to come and keep watch over him so if anyone try's to do that again they can stop them. but even though he dose that some times people attack him when we're not looking." itachi said sighing.
"what why would akasuki even care? I mean their all S class missing nin and why would the leader even care?" ino asked.
"hee.. well umm.. akasuki umm the leader aaa..well how do you explain." naruto tried to explain.
" akasuki is full of people like me people how were ether were framed or had to do that to keep them self's or others alive. well except the leader and oroshimaru, he was only their so we could spy on him and kill him but before we could he ran away."
"why did the leader join or make akasuki and make them do stuff that makes them look like their evil if their innocent? what about garra he was killed and if it wasn't for naruto and kakashi he would be dead." lee asked.
"because if I had the group do that I would not be able to do my research and send them to get stuff I need for research. and what happed to gaara was an accident we meant to extract the ichibi then send garra on his way. but I had a miss calculated and it back fired but we had a back up plan if that happen that's how naruto know of that person" said a voice from the shadows
"daddy!!" naruto yelled and ran to the figure giving him a hug
"leader" itachi said bowing
" daddy?! your dads the leader of akasuki?!" everyone except kyuubi and itachi.
"wait didn't you say that the forth hokage was your father?" hinata asked
" hee hee yea.. Aaa guys this is my dad the leader of akasuki and the yondaime hokage"
At that point everyone looked at naruto had 2 heads while naruto just scratched his head nervously and the yondaime just smiled.
" sooo your the guy whose banging my son, right " minato said smiling at Sasuke innocently.
" DDDAAAADD!!!!" screamed naruto red in the face in embarrassment , while Sasuke just looked mortified.
"HAHAHAHA" at this point kyuubi had falling off the arm of the chair that Itachi had just sat on.
" can you breath bi-chan?" asked itachi. At this everyone but naruto hinata and minato snapped their gaze to the demon thinking about what happened in the hokage office, but unlike in the office the kyuubi just smiled and sat back on the armrest.
Everyone how wasn't from the old group had the same idea but it was shikamaru that actually voiced it.
" so this is the other person you allow to say your name? troublesome"
" yep-EK" squeaked kyuubi when itachi pulled her into his lap. She then preceded to lightly smack him on the head before turning back to the group to finish what she was saying " like I was saying yep because he's my boyfriend"