Hello f-y here for my first ff. I hope you like it

Warnings: this is a yaoi don't like it don't read it. Also I made naruto's past kind of messed up. And other stuff so no saying that doesn't happen in the anime or manga cause I already know what really happens

Disclaimer: I do not own naruto or Harry potter but the story line in this ff is all mine.

- hey thinks to those that reviewed!!!! Its really nice to get feedback and I'll always try to update whenever I can. If it takes some time that useully means that I got to much homework to even sleep. Also sorry about my spelling *bowing* I'm not the best speller but I try.

"Hi" - Japanese

"Hi"- English

'hi'- thought

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Ch. 4 THE PLAN!!!!

recap

" so this is the other person you allow to say your name? troublesome"

" yep-EK" squeaked kyuubi when itachi pulled her into his lap. She then preceded to lightly smack him on the head before turning back to the group to finish what she was saying " like I was saying yep because he's my boyfriend"

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start

Silence.. Everyone but the one that know looked at the couple like they were saying the sky was pink and sparkly.

"Hee hee ha haa HAAAA HAAA" laugh naruto from the floor where he landed after falling off of Sasuke. Itachi had his head in kyuubi's hair so no one would die of a heart attack from seeing him smile. After a while everyone calmed down enough to talk.

When everyone looked like they could go on minato was the one to speak

" OK enough wasting time you need to tell them the mission and I need to get back to making fun of Michael jac- err I mean oroshimaru"

"oo I almost forgot. ok well the plan is…"

////////// time skip sep. 1/////

It just wasn't his day plan and simple. After waking up at 6 in the morning to get all his things ready to go after not doing it the night before like Hermione said to he was the last in the shower so it was cold. Then barley getting breakfast before get hurried out the door with Sirius coming along in dog form. Then almost missing the train. NOW they count find a compartment. Aaa the headache he had was horrible enough.

Fanny they found one that only had 2 guys in it that he never seen before.

" aa excuse me but can we sit here everywhere else is full" Hermione asked

" of course you can" smiled the blond one that had scar like whiskers on his face with a hint of and Asian accent in his speech, while the just kept looking out the window.

After putting their stuff up on the racks the golden trio sat a crossed the 2 hansom men

" so I've never seen you around are you new transfer students?" asked Hermione trying to be polite.

"hmmm I don't think I'm going to tell you it'll ruin the surprise!" the golden haired one replied with a grin that looked like it was touching his ears.

(end Harry pov)

" baka what are they saying" asked Sasuke

"aa I still love the fact that you cant speak or talk English to well." at that naruto started laughing confusing the 3 fifth years. "Just the usual who are we and why."

"unn what ever can I have that thing that plays music"

" you mean the ipod, sure." at that naruto reached into his pocket and pulled out a black Ipod that had the uchiha fan and naruto's new swirl design (its nine tails in a swirl)

"what's that?" asked Ron.

Hermione just rolled her eyes " it's called an ipod Ron it plays music. Witch I should tell you it wont work at Hogwarts" Hermione said to the raven and blonde thinking they didn't know

" hnnn? oo I know that's why its charmed to work with magic. Also I can hold like 10 times what the muggle version dose and I don't need the attachment to the speakers to allow more the like 2 people to hear!!!!" naruto said exactly describing his bipod.

" but that's illegal you cant charm muggle objects!" exclaimed Hermione

" that's true for England but in japan you can buy a lot of charmed muggle things. I mean we barely use fire calling any more now that we have cell phones. Also the government cant do any thing about it it's a product from japan and they have no jurisdiction over that, and I didn't charm it. besides the fact a LOT of are stuff are charmed muggle objects. " explanded naruto handing the Ipod to Sasuke

"oo well I guess that alright then aaa oo I forgot to ask your names" said Hermione

" well I'm naruto and that's Sasuke we'll be staying the year" naruto said as Sasuke was lessoning to music.

" wouldn't you miss your girlfriends being away so long" asked Ron thinking you couldn't be that good looking and not have a girlfriend.

" well truth be told we'd rather be home with are love then here." naruto said knowing they wouldn't get the innuendo. Sasuke just smirked knowing just enough English to get what they were saying.(he's still lessoning to music just has the volume low)

Just then the door open and there stood malfoy and his crew.

" so potter finding more losers to hang out with" sneered malfoy.

Before the golden trio could saying anything though naruto spoke up.

" you know you sound kind of like some one I use to know. He had a gouge against me for a really stupid reason. If I rember correctly it was cause I didn't bend over backwards for him like other people. Then he did something really stupid just because he couldn't let his pride get hurt. Poor basted went to go follow a creepy snake pedophile. that's something I find funny both where I come from and here has creepy snake pedophile. O well lets just say he came to regret his pride" naruto said while looking kind of sad at the last part while inside he was laughing at the blond kids suddenly pale face

At that malfoy and his crew left slamming the door shut

" hhheee hee stab in the prides just what he needs" naruto said smiling

"was what you said true? What happened to the guy? Why did you say that to malfoy? What d-" Hermione started

"aa slow down. I cant keep up." naruto said smiling

" oo I'm sorry"

"that's ok. Lets see it kind of is true, that's for a different time, and because he needs for that stick to be remover before he dose something he regrets" naruto said.

After that the trip was mostly uneventful. Naruto let Ron listen to some of their music. before Sasuke took it back.

/////////at station///////

"so are you coming with us in the carriages or the boats" Harry asked

" carriages defiantly" said naruto

" well their over here and -" at that point Harry saw them.

The big black horse like thing polling the carriages.

" Harry are you alright" Ron asked

"what are those things polling the carriage"

"what things"

" don't you see the things polling the carriages Ron"

" no I-"

" aaa did my babies miss me oo your a cutely yes you are" naruto said petting and kissing the horses on the nose while Sasuke just pet them

" what are you guys doing" asked Hermione

" oo you haven't seen death yet have you. It looks like Harry has though" said naruto looking at the trio

" what are you talking about" asked Ron

" the thestral's. you cant see them unless you've seen death." naruto said

" so that means you've seen someone die. Who?" asked Hermione

" plenty of people, killed some myself too. Where I come from its normal" naruto said surging

"But but that's" Hermione tried to say.

"don't worry you'll find out more later" naruto said

At that they all got into the carriage with and uncomfortable silence handing between them. Just as they were getting off the carriage, Harry turned to ask naruto something only to find both naruto and Sasuke gone.