I forgot to mention that this fic is about a song called Swing Swing by All American Rejects. Then again I might change the fic if I get bored. This isn't funny like my others. Akatsuki trouble is pure funny and Jealousy game is pure everyone in love with one girl funny. Sux 2 B Pink is violent funny. This story is just love funny. God the girl that's meant for no one is making a love funny fic...

Dumping

I watched her as she answered all the questions Gai-sensei threw at her. She was the AP math hero!!!!

I stared out the window feeling bored. I always like this when I waited for her to dump one of her boyfriends.

Of course this was only because I wanted to ask her out. Then again she always seemed to be magically taken before hand.

Suddenly the bell rang. "Neji we need to talk." She said simply as they headed to Art. The only class I didn't have with her.

I tried not to notice how every guy in school seemed to be watching her right now.

They all knew it too. They all knew she was about to be single.

"Hey Gaara!" A familiar girl shouted from behind me. I turned to see Tenten smiling at me.

"Hey Ten." I answered making her smile at me widely.

"Do you want to hand out sometime?" She asked making me walk away.

"Sorry but no." I replied feeling annoyed.

I will not date anyone but Sakura.

I watched her as she dumped Neji. He looked like he was on the verge of tears. It made me want to smile.

"I'm so sorry. You're just not my type." She said softly making him stare up at her then glare and turn away smirking.

"I always knew you were a bitch." He retorted then walked away. Right before I could comfort my friend Sasuke was there.

He held her as she stared after Neji in shock.

"It's alright. He was just pissed off that you dumped him. I hate guys like that." He murmured in her ear making me glare at him disgusted.

Now I have to wait till she dumps him too.

"Sasuke Uchiha?" She asked her eyes wide.

"Sakura Haruno." he replied smirking slightly.

"I figured you of all people would never give me the time of day."

"Yes well its 12:25 and I believe I would like you to be my girlfriend." He smiled at his joke as her eyes widened.

"Sure."

God I hate guys.