A/N: Yes I haven't updated in ages, I'm sorry. It's been pretty hectic at home with holidays and such. This chapter is pretty long, I'm not sure I even think it's funny. But I thought that the story needed to lighten up a bit and not be so constantly tense. So there goes nothing. I appreciate all my reviewers, I've been getting a few, so thankyou so much.
If you have any suggestions, go ahead. I'm willing to edit or continue in another direction. Hopefully I can start updating more frequently again.

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Running always felt good to me, Natural. I was thinking this as we ran into Mexico. It was so beautiful, seeing new places and things. I really haven't been anywhere that much different to Phoenix or Forks, and neither I could remember all that well since becoming a vampire. I had come to turns with it now, but it was so simple since this is what I've wanted for years. Uh… Maybe it turned out a tad different to what I expected, but this was better, it was more. I was content with my life. How could I not? I had Jasper, I had a family, and I had the world to travel in. I would figure out other details later.

I had already visited the Olympic clan as we travelled down here. They were all doing fine, everyone was happy to see us, even Alice. We even played a bit of baseball. Rosalie and I were now on Best friend status, after Edward and all. Edward… It was all because of Edward that my life had turned out this way. Funny how I didn't feel any happier towards him because of that thought. It turned out that Carlisle could hardly look at him anymore, because of what he did to me. I told him not to worry, because I was happy. He just looked at me and smiled half-heartedly, "But only by luck, Bella."

I wasn't sure what he meant, so I let it go. Being a vampire had changed me, I was no longer so stubborn – but I just said what I felt. I was no longer clumsy; instead I was graceful and elegant. I was no longer the ugly duckling in a sea of beauty; I was the most beautiful Swan you've ever seen – it matches, if you get it.

My hair had grown longer, and straighter – as if I had straightened it every day. It had gone a darker brown; it suited my ice cold white skin. My legs looked longer, although they most probably weren't. I wasn't fat before, but now I had a perfect figure. Jasper had told me when we were alone, that I might have overrun him in the beauty factor, and that people are going to wonder why such a beautiful girl like me, is with an ugly man like him. I just shook my head and leant into his touch. He was the most amazing man in the world, there was so other I could ever look at and love, like I love him.

We haven't gotten further into our relationship than saying I love you, He seemed to be waiting for something. I was clueless, so I just cuddled and kissed him as I pleased, and I let him do the same. Like, as if you wouldn't.

So now I was travelling to South America, to go visit a Vampire Clan there. I was told there were 3 women, but there may be more. I wasn't afraid, since I knew that they were friends with us, but it was still nerve racking. We were in their lands, and they were Human eaters.
sigh. Vampire politics wore me out.

We were at the border of Mexico when Jasper took my hand and slowed me down to a stop. He smiled and kissed my hand, then started leading me to the road, where I found a massive Car rental business. But we aren't talking normal Commodores or Volvos; we are talking Lamborghinis, Ferraris and Porsches. I shook my hand in despair, Jasper and his god damn money.

"Jazzz," I whined, "We don't need such an expensive car, and we are only driving it so that it's easier to hide from the humans, not to race the race of the century!" I was literally tapping my foot and crossing my arms like a school teacher. His eyes turned warm and inviting, I giggled.

"Well Miss Swan, You see that I pretty much AM the century, so I do believe that It would fit me to race in it, although, would you rather get in a nice tinted window car, or a slow bothered one? I for one would rather look at you in peace, other than have people pointing and staring and wondering why I'm not driving off the road. Is that so much to ask? Is it too much to ask for me to have a nice pretty car for our little trip, which I planned for you and me?" He even made a sheepish puppy dog face at the end of his triffle, it was even spoken fast, but only human fast.

I sighed, and stared into his eyes, a silent warning. He gave me one of his smiles, which are becoming more and more frequent. That made me a lot more content, to see that I was making him happy.
His face was alight with that joy that made you want to get out sunglasses, like you were staring at the sun. He was only wearing light clothes, as it was a running trip mostly. He had a backpack with things I have no idea, but I'm guessing that he knew I'd kick a hissy fit so he kept it quiet. I was getting used to spending money, but not so sure when Jasper spent it. Every time we went shopping he would buy the most expensive of everything. I shook my head at the memory, a top for over 700 dollars; it was a singlet for god's sake!

We walked inside, hand in hand. I felt the eyes of every man in the room fix on my face. I still wasn't sure whether it was flattering, or sickening. Oh well.
Jasper started browsing through the cars, and I leaned on the glass wall of the room that faced out onto the road. It was hot I supposed, but cloudy – Of course. It was hard to pick a day that would cloudy – but with the help of Alice, we were fine. I had perfected the art of looking human. I shifted my legs, blinked my eyes, and tossed my hair around. My eyes had begun to fade to gold by now, so I was safe to look at the men.

It was funny looking at humans through my new eyes. It was humorous looking at the way they walked around, so oblivious to the fact that the thing they lusted after was a monster. These men probably had wives, some children. There were a few that looked young, maybe 18, the same age as me when I was turned. I shook my head. It was scary knowing that I was a vampire, that I could tear their throats and drink their blood, and yet they looked at me as if I was an angel in their hell. Thank God that Jasper warned me, it would have been a huge shock.

I was fine around humans; I could control my thirst easily. I could even breathe around them now, the smell was bearable, and I treated it as a cake that you couldn't eat, but want to. Jasper had learnt with me, it was like he needed to just have someone who would go through it with him. Odd, but I understood.

He went through most of them, and ended up with the newest model of a Jaguar, in black. I found his choice humorous, but I doubt anyone else did. It must have been a whopping amount of money to rent this baby, I can see why. It was a beautiful car.

"A beautiful car for a beautiful lady." One of the men whispered into my ear as I was getting into the car. Jasper stiffened, but got in. He wasn't supposed to be able to hear it. So this boy was trying to flirt huh? I battered my eyes at him and smiled a flirtatious smile. I could hear Jaspers growl turn into quiet chuckle, no human would hear it.

His face turned to shock, I had dazzled him. I went close to his ear and whispered.
"Of course, I always have the best of rides" and Winked. It sounded so smutty I was frowning on the inside, but this was what I wanted.
The man looked as if he wanted to faint, so I walked to the car door and slid in. In the short skirt I was wearing, I knew every boy just saw a lot of my legs flash. I smiled.

They were visually stumbling, shifting their weight. The one of them said, in a shaky voice.
"Feel free to come round, for anything you need." I almost laughed out loud, as Jasper was trying very very hard not to do.
I ended it with a smile,
and said.

"Of course, I might just take you up on that anything." I said, in the best voice I could imagine.
Jasper started the engine, it purred. I turned around and grinned at him, he couldn't contain his laughter anymore. We drove onto the road, leaving the stammering men behind us.

"You enjoyed that Bell?" Jasper was still laughing at this recent event.
I was feeling childish, but it was still pretty funny.

"Jasper, men are such dogs. I mean all they knew was that I was pretty, and they were all over me. Wishing me to ask them for anything? What If I asked them for their dripping hot human blood? Or the blood of their favourite pet? They probably would have given it to me." I shook my head. Humans are so oblivious to what is sitting right next to them.

Jasper just smiled and looked into my eyes. The world stopped, it was only him and I in this car.

My breathing sped up; I moved closer to him and kissed him passionately on the lips; moving down his neck and over his stomach, over his muscles that he called arms, tracing back up his neck to that lower skin behind his ears. He shuddered. I licked and kissed him, all the way to the highway that lead to our next destination before we reached the Coven.

We didn't crash, the car didn't even swerve. Part of the joys of being a vampire, I supposed.

"Bell, we are pulling off here to stay overnight at a motel. It will get sunny in about half an hour, then cloudy again. So we need to book it now, and then go shopping for some new clothes." I groaned, he ignored me.

"Do you need to hunt?" I thought about it, and then shook my head. I fed whilst we were running here. I should be perfect for the next week, let alone day.

"I think I will hunt when we hit South America."

"That's a fair way away love."

"Yeah but I want to try something new, like a huge cat."

"If you say m'lady, it will be done."

"This time you can't sit there and smile ok? Just because we like the same animals…"

"Love, it strikes against a cord letting you wrestle a huge Lion."

I threw up my arms. "I'm a vampire Jazz, remember?"

"You can't be angry because I love you Bell."

I stared at him and smiled, he made it so hard to be angry with; Most of the time we had to pretend because it was always so pleasant.
He was the man that would never question a lady, and I was the lady that only just learnt to speak her mind.

We turned into the motel, it was one of those drive in ones, with about 14 rooms wrapped around a balcony. It looked fairly new, and classy. I shook my head again, and Jasper kissed my cheek – Feeling my annoyance.

The foyer was small and pure white. I laughed, and Jasper looked at me confused. It amused me that I can feel what I want, and he can feel it. But he doesn't always understand it.

"The walls are just as white as us!" I said whilst giggling. I was so immature, I wondered if Jasper felt that. I stiffened immediately.

He just smiled wider and tucked me under his shoulder, I huddled in. We went to the bench and asked for the best room, Of course, and found ourselves there minutes later. The sun came out and swept across the roads and houses of Mexico. It was so beautiful, especially with my new eyes.

I turned around and saw Jasper staring at me. I was ready to ask him what, but he held his finger to his lips.
He came to me, trapping me with his gaze hungrily.

I looked into his eyes as if I would never escape,
maybe I wouldn't.
He took me to the bed and laid me on it, kissing my lovingly.

"I love you Bell, more than anyone in my whole existence."

"And I love you Jazz, and I love you."

And then he showed me.

A/N: I am not a smut writer, but I just thought I had to write it in.

A few hours later I was sitting back in the jaguar holding a red card. I looked like one in distain. I had a casual black dress on, and my hair was laying down my back. We had to look presentable for this shopping centre – or so Jasper said.

We walked into every shop imaginable, some things for me, some things for Jasper, Some things for both of us. Jasper bought many new clothes, mostly plain colours. He advised me to do the same. But try for summer clothes, because even though we can't feel it. The heat is extravagant.

And of course, meeting the Amazon Clan was going to be an experience. They didn't wear brands, they wore furs. Odd, but apparently amazing.

After a few hours of shopping, we pretended to be tired and went home, or to the motel. We dropped the car off, and ran faster than the human eye, into the bushes. Jasper decided it was too boring to stay at the motel all night – I agreed.
We played around with some animals, growling at them and making them attack us – then running in the other direction and watching their faces.
I was laughing hysterically.

Jasper was playing with some poor farmer's horses, making them run in the other direction, and then in the blink of their eyes, was on the other side.
The farmer came out screaming.

"Who are yeh!? Where ya go? Show yer faces! That be ma farm animals, not yours."
He sounded like a country Australian, weird.

So came my new plan. I whispered to Jasper, knowing he would hear me.

"Stay hidden, I have a plan."

He grinned and nodded, always was one for a good trick.

I ran at Vampire top speed to the front door, and knocked. He was there in seconds, thinking that it was the people he was screaming at coming to mock him. Apparently he was right, but he didn't know that.

His jaw dropped with a pop. I just smiled seducingly.
"Hey there, my names Anita, I'm from Albuquerque. I couldn't help but look at your beautiful horses, they are fabulous. How on earth do you keep them so smooth and shiny?" I blinked at the end of my speech, working to appear as human as possible.

"Well uh… Just giving them the love and care they deserve, Anita... Urgh..." He was shifting his weight. He looked about 25, maybe less. I was new to this eyesight. I wasn't good at this; I have never had experience in the flirting department. But after this afternoon, I felt more confident.

It by far was a posh stable, as I only just realised. Probably cost millions. Wow.

I gave him a look that literally melted him to his feet, he started trembling. I could only just contain my distaste, but it was all for the plan.

"Commo ci llama Bonita, Mi casa Su casa." He whispered in a trial for seduction. Right so now he was asking me to sleep with him. I almost choked with laughter. I could hear a faint explosion of laughter from the bushes, but knew that the farmer here couldn't hear it, so we were safe.

I whispered to Jasper, knowing that he would hear me even this far away.
"Bring in the horse to the kitchen, your choice."

The laughter got louder, and then I heard the air rustling behind him, knowing he was on the run.

I walked in the door, making sure I swayed my hips as I did so. I could hear the horse come closer, so I rushed him into the bedroom. He got excited, I could tell.

I kissed his neck, following down his collar bone, smiling as I did so.

I had him right where I wanted him.

I whispered, "You asked me to come out."

and walked out the door, past the kitchen, and into the night.

Hearing the neighing of a pure white horse as I did so.

I fell into Jaspers arms laughing, I could hardly breathe – and probably would choke on it if I was human. I heard the exclamation of the man as we ran away.

It was hysterical.

We ran into the motel, the clock read 2 am.
I lay in Jaspers arms as he sung.
I asked him all about his past in the army, since my history wasn't all the awesome.
He laid there content in my arms for hours; I kissed him every now and then.

When it was 6 am, we gathered our stuff in seconds. I showered and changed into some travelling gear, and Jasper did the same.

He handed me a backpack, it was pretty empty other than clothes. Good.

We handed back the keys, payed someone to take back the car, and started running to the Amazon, Hand in hand, as for forever.

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