The Maou Misadventures
A/N: Just a sidenote before I begin….My computer broke…Yep, someone-who's-overly-dependant-of-computers' worst nightmare. Yeah…*sobs in dark and gloomy corner, hoping to one day see the light of salvation*. IT'S NOT FAIR!!! I'M SO F**KEN PISSED OFF!!!! So, yeah… I'm on my bro's computer now.
The truth is I actually already typed up extra chapters; I just didn't upload yet because I wanted my story to live longer. Yes, I am weird person. But it's all gone forever now! I also forgot what I've written because I don't draft or plan…..". It also won't be the same if you write it a second time…Less passion? I'm also sinking into the depths of despair and angst over my lost loved one, poor computer...
So now I'm only going to update when I get the chance, which won't be very often.
I'm so sorry all reviewers/alerters. This fanfic writer has failed you. Sort of.
Ah, a special thanks to jenni .miko, you are my favourite reviewer, you're so nice!!!! Also, many thanks to all other reviewers, you're no less important, of course.
Ahahaha…What a long A/N this is…I'm sorry if I'm boring you…I just want to rant a little about random stuff right now due to my overdose of depression. This fanfic writer has special needs in time of stress and sadness.
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Life's not fair…
Such a cruel world with such a cruel fate…
Is anyone still reading this?
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Screw coping through hard times, I WANT MY COMPUTER BACK!!!
Sigh…My favourite saying is "After the rain there will be a rainbow".
Losing my computer and all my precious anime, manga, songs, games, pictures and files is the rain. What's gonna be the rainbow?
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SH*T...
Hmph....
But the story must go on....
Enjoy...
DISCLAIMER: I have no custody over Kyou Kara Maou! I also don't have custody over a computer right now, at least not a working one with all my precious belongings....
Chapter 2- Kyou Kara Mercenary?
~UNDERGROUND HIDEOUT (HUMAN LANDS)~ (i want my computer)
The four humans stared in shock at the Maou, the Maou stared in back shock. What's with these people?
"Who am I?" Yuri repeated.
"Ah? You don't know who you are? Seriously?" asked Effie.
"I don't remember anything..." answered Yuri holding his throbbing head. "Where am I? Do I live here?"
"Ah...Excuse us for just one little sec..." said Effie, he grabbed the other three and dragged them into a corner to have a private conference.
"He doesn't even know who he is!"
"What do we do now?"
"Could this be a trick?"
"What kind of a trick would this be? Anyways, he seems honest."
"We have no choice but to return him to Shin Makoku!"
"Huh? That's not right! We have no choice but to not return him to Shin Makoku."
"Huh? But-"
"Augh! We need a plan!" (i want a plan to save my computer)
Yuri stared at them and sweat-dropped, they were talking so loudly that he could hear every word. (So much for private conference).
"Um..Pardon me, but could you tell me what's going on?" He asked nervously, causing the four to snap up and look at him.
Augh...This is so weird...Yuri thought. (what's weird is that my computer which i have showered with nothing but love has died)
They stared at him, an awkward silence hung in the atmosphere. Ah...Ha...Ha...Yuri laughed weakly in his mind.
They quickly huddled up into their corner again.
"So...Should we tell him?"
"Maybe we should....Or maybe we shouldn't..."
"We have to tell him of course!"
"No! We can't tell him."
"Huh? But-"
"AUGH! LIKE I SAID, WE NEED A STUPID PLAN!"
Why can't they just tell me who I am? Thought Yuri.
"Ah....We're very sorry for all of this...We're just thinking about the best course of action because you're the Mao-" Lute whacked Effie on the head.
"IDIOT!" She hissed. "PLAN~" She reminded him.
"Ah~ It's just that I seem to be intruding on you four somehow..." apologised Yuri.
"For now I think it's best if we just hide who he is from him, until we feel that it's alright to tell him." Rath hardly spoke but if he ever did, he sure did say smart things.
"Agreed~" Everyone chimed.
Hide who I am from myself until it's alright to tell me? Yuri was even more confused. But to him, these people seemed trustworthy so he played along.
(A baka Maou with amnesia is still a baka). (a dead computer is still a dead computer)
"What do I have to do to prove it's alright for you guys to tell me?" asked Yuri.
"Hmmm...Maybe we should just get to know what kind of a person you are first..." said Raquel, thinking.
"Okay, well, what do I do in the meantime?" Yuri was eager to prove that he at least deserved to know who he was.
"We should hide those black hair and eyes of yours. I'll go get a wig and contacts." said Lute, walking off.
"Huh? What's wrong with my black hair and eyes?" asked Yuri.
"Just promise us you'll never show your black hair and eyes outside of this hideout, and never let anyone else know their true colours." said Raquel.
"Okay, I swear..." promised Yuri.
Lute came back and started helping Yuri put on his brown wig and brown contacts.
"So what do you guys do?" Yuri wanted to know as much as could about them.
"We're mercenaries." came the answer.
"Mercenaries?"
"Yeah, soldiers for hire. We use our skills on missions given by our employers and we get paid for it."
"Ah! Then let me be a mercenary as well!" offered Yuri. "I'm sure I can do at least something."
The four mercenaries looked doubtful.
"I'll do anything!" Yuri pleaded this time.
"Okay." said Rath.
End of Chapter 2- Kyou Kara Mercenary?
A/N: What a boring chapter. My mood is really gloomy right now so I can't do any better. My deepest apologies to readers. This is actually what I think I wrote the first time but I'm not so sure. My poor computer...COME BACK TO MEEEEE~
In the next chapter...We'll go back to the Shin Makoku guys. His retainers must be dead from an overdose of fear by now, poor them...It's been three days...My precious computer...It's like my lifeline, how can I go on?
~Interesting fact- Giraffes sleep standing up~ (Interesting?)
Sigh....COMPUTER!!!! *sobs*
So...Yeah...Yuri is gonna be a mercenary...Reviews please...my poor computer....