The Maou Misadventures

A/N: My awesome dad fixed my awesome computer!!!! This is kind of like the rainbow that I thought was missing! I now appreciate the greatness of computer-sama even more!!!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!! There IS a God!!!! (Not that I've ever stopped believing in God).

Thank you any reviewers/alerters, your kindness is very much appreciated! ^_^

So...

What's wrong with "introduce ourselves"? (Yes, yes, academic knowledge isn't my strongest point.) And thanks for you're supportive review. (Dream .of. PiE)

And of course a really big thanks to Hieu. :] too. =D

So....In this chapter there's a bit about how the Shin Makoku guys are holding up.

Review of last chapter: The four guys/girls were mercenaries and they let Yuri become a mercenary too.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Kyou Kara Maou! down to the last wrinkle on Gwendal's forehead. Sad, but true.

Chapter 3- I Cry Tears for What I've Lost

~AT BLOOD PLEDGE CASTLE (GWENDAL'S OFFICE)~

Gwendal frowned his famous forehead-wrinkle frown. (I kinda think his forehead wrinkles are cool...HAHA).

He was knitting a cute kitty (looks more like a raccoon) to purify his soul and become innocent. (o_O I didn't make that up, it said that somewhere in the anime). He really needed that purification and innocence right now because he felt a massive and growing urge to commit murder.

His Majesty had been missing for three days and was last seen on HUMAN LANDS.

Conrad, Wolfram and Gunter had returned from Chenatten and yesterday. The had successfully formed the alliance even without the presence of the Maou.

Conrad and Wolfram were out with the soldiers searching the forest. The forest had every inch searched several times but there still was no trace of the young king.

Anissina had captured Gunter to borrow his maryoku for some experiment she claimed would find the Maou without a problem. Gwendal had managed to escape by saying that he needed to organise the Maou's papers while he was gone.

"I call this I-CAN-HEAR-YOUR-BRAIN-AND-FIND-YOUR-HEART-KUN!!!" Anissina's scream could be heard throughout the whole castle. "If you just think of His Majesty, I-CAN-HEAR-YOUR-BRAIN-AND-FIND-YOUR-HEART-KUN will read your mind and lead you to him!" She laughed evilly. (What the hecks going through her mind, anyways? But I think Anissina's cool. She's my second favourite character, any guesses to who's my first?)

A few seconds later there was the sound of a huge explosion followed by Gunter's scream in pain.

The horrifying sound sent chills down Gwendal's spine. He had lost many of his sweet childhood memories due to the trauma of being Anissina's guinea pig. He made a mental note to be kinder to Gunter.

Gwendal sighed and went back to knitting. Even though he was angry at Yuri for being so dumb and getting lost, he was also worried.

Everyone was...

~UNDEGROUND HIDEOUT (HUMAN LANDS)~

"Um...we should think of a name to call you." said Effie.

"Ah...What about...PRISCILLA? I've always wanted a little sister!" Lute said happily.

Sister? Thought Yuri.

"Lute, this thing is a male." reminded Rath.

Did you just call me a "thing"?

"EH? It's a girl?" Lute was shocked at the discovery.

You just realised? Yuri was getting angry.

The four of them looked at each other and started their conferencing-type converation again.

"Hmm...Seth?"

"Nah...Too manly for such a wimpy and girly guy."

Wimpy and girly?

"Franz?"

"Too high-classed. He looks like a simpleton so we should give him a name that matches."

Excuse me?

"Hitler?"

"Yeah! Hitler! Such a name would match such a strange creature!"

I'm a human just like you guys! (He's actually only half human but he doesn't know that).

They all stared at Yuri, he was gritting his teeth and a huge vein was visible on the forehead. It was throbbing.

"Eeew..." said Lute.

"Calm down." Raquel comforted gently. "How about you decide your own name? We will go with anything you say."

That was the suggestion Yuri had been hoping for.

While he was thinking of a name, he remembered that he forgot that he had amnesia. (Does that make sense?) He didn't know any names. Yuri sweat-dropped. He felt so dumb.

Suddenly a glint of light caught his eye. (WOAH...Another glint of light).

He looked down and saw that he was wearing a necklace. It was a deep blue and inside of it there was a (I'm very sorry I forgot what it looked like and I don't know what it's called).

Yuri stared at it for a moment...the necklace...

He was trying to remember where it was from. It felt important. But when he tried to think back, his head felt all groggy and it made him feel sick. But, still, he tried to think...

"Conrad..." he whispered.

"You want us to call you Conrad?" asked Raquel.

"Conrad it is." decided Rath.

"I still think it's too manly a guy for such a guy..." said Lute.

But Yuri wasn't listening...His heart was aching...

He wanted his precious memories back.

A tear rolled down his cheek and splashed onto the necklace that he couldn't remember.

End of Chapter 3- I Cry Tears for What I've Lost

A/N: Woah...I wrote something remotely sad. Didn't expect that. Ha ha ha. Oh, this might seem weird, but let's just say that Yuri already forgot that the four mercenaries know who he really is. Coz like, he wants to know who he really is and if he knows that those guys knows who he really is he will somehow force them to tell him, and that would half ruin the plot. So, yeah. I could go back and change previous chapters to make it so they don't reveal that they know who he is, but I'm much too lazy to do that. Ha ha ha! So, yeah, Yuri forgets that they know who he really is.

Haaaahhhhh, lovely computer that I'm on....Don't abandon me ever again...

Well, I'm sorry that not much has happened. But I really, really, really, really, really x1000 swear that something interesting will happen soon. So PLEASE DON'T STOP READING!!!! I BEG OF YOU!!!!

So, if you DO choose to read on (pray to God that you do), here's what to look forward to in the next chapter- Um...hmm...still thinking...what should I do? This will be a predictment (is that a real word? It seems wrong somehow...Gosh...I'm kinda dumb now because on the holidays my brain turns to mush, well, at least becomes mushier then it already is. So it's now mushy-mush). Yuri will go on some mercenary job with the four guys/girls. I can't say for sure that will happen, but, yeah....maybe it will...or maybe it won't...but it might...geez, I've been ranting randomly alot lately and not getting to the point. Sorry!

PLEASE REVIEW. I haven't been getting much reviews...I think. I don't know the standard, please tell me if you know. I actually crave reviews. Ha ha ha...But don't worry! I'm not a bitter person so I won't not continue if I don't get reviews.

Suggestions please! If you're gonna review...Coz I really need suggestions...

~This is just a random thought...If you try to lose but you win, which have you done? Coz, like, if you're trying to lose and you win, you lose at trying to lose. But you've won, because, you like, you've won at what you were trying to lose at. So it's BOTH. But, you can't win AND lose right? Unless you CAN win AND lose at the same time. But that's not suppose to be possible. But what I've just said made it possible. So it IS possible, right? But it's not suppose to be... So which is it? Did you lose or win? Or was it the impossible, both?~

My A/N's so long now, woah, I've become addicted to ranting. Must of caught it from my aunty who likes to gossip, she's been over to our house (or should I say mansion, LOL, kidding) non-stop since the holidays started.

...

No-ones still reading right?

I wanna know if anyone's still reading...

If you review, tell me if you're still reading or not.

So I will or won't stop.

It actually just depends on my mood.

Someone once said I had mood swings like a pregnant woman...D:

I won't name them, but it's someone who've I've asked to read my fanfic.

It's also one of my reviewers.

Care to guess who?

Well, you know who you are, you stupid jerk (but I don't hate you, please still read my fanfic!)...

Ah. I've just realised...the word "predictment" is not a real word. I was thinking of "prediction". I just confused it with "predicament", which of course, means problem/trouble, or something like that.

Sorry...

I'll shut up now.